[Oddball? There is nothing but the most uninteresting normalcy here. That said, if only Kevin knew the mysterious fireman was casing the store, the non-existent flaming spears would make a timely reappearance. Confused, Kevin looks up at the crown of flowers on top of his head.]

...Ahh, thank you for taking care of our safety. Though are you certain you do not wish to purchase any flowers? Chocolate, maybe? It is very rewarding to show one's appreciation for others. Besides, someone as considerate as you must have a special someone in mind.

[God have mercy on their souls.]