I believed it. It was way too ridiculous to be a lie, right? At least that's what I thought, but after some investigating I'm beginning to doubt it. It's hard to say for sure, but what I have to do doesn't change: I keep investigating, and I keep training for the battles to come.

[ In many ways, being a magical girl was easy. Find the bad guys, and blow them up with huge blasts of magic. Of course, bad guys rarely made themselves obvious right from the start, but that was fine. ]

It'd be best if this was some ridiculous joke and everyone is actually alive, of course, but I'm still stuck apart from her...