PHASE I [ 6 30 ] You really have arrived, finally.
Too bad the welcome isn’t so great.
Upon arrival, you will literally be dropped out of the sky.
You may land in the lake (watch out for the fish). You may land on the roofs of the buildings in the town (watch out for the spires). Or you may be unlucky, and fall all the way from the sky to the ground, at which point you die and lose a life already.
Don’t worry, you’ll respawn in the air and you can try again.
Good luck this time!
If you do manage to finally land in a way that doesn’t break your spine and/or drown you, you’ll find that if you’re a newcomer, you’ll have some strange words hovering over your head. They seem to be a set of your name, a level, a class and a quest, something like -- Ima Adventurerer Lv. 9000 Class: Dragon Slayer Current Quest: Slay every dragon -- but aside from existing, they don't seem to have any actual impact on your abilities or requirements. But you can do the quests if you really want to. Everyone will clap politely for you if you do. There might be confetti, even.
They would appear to coincide with a scroll or two posted up in the middle of town for everyone to see.
At least it’s easy to tell who’s new this round.
PHASE II [ 7 45 ] Once you’re safely on the ground (hopefully no broken bones!), it’s time to get a feel for the game. As free range as it seems to be, you have all sorts of choices in where to go and what to do. You could take on some quests! You could go hunt down monsters! You could...pick up that fancy looking armor over there!
Except you may not actually want to do so. As soon as you touch that armor, it will equip itself, no ifs, ands or buts. Of course, it isn’t so bad, at least, not for the ladies. For the men who equip the armor, they may find it to be a little breezy. In many different variations.
To make matters worse, be careful what you touch in your inventory, unless you want to equip a fish instead of your sword, or whatever the hell this is instead of your cool, awesome, special weapon. Good luck.
And the only way to unequip it is to find something else to equip. There’s motivation for some questing, at least.
PHASE III [ 10 00 ] Eventually, you have to venture out of the town, however. There are NPCs ushering you to quest onwards, and there’s nothing in the town worth poking your nose into; none of the doors open, and all of the NPCs say the same, looping lines in a creepy monotone.
There are quests to be done outside of the town, they say, over and over.
So, off you go. However, the moment you step out of the town, you’re…somewhere else entirely. Look behind you, and the town is gone. Look around you, and there’s nothing but flowers, fields and the other people who have stepped out of the town themselves, looking equally confused. The bizarre armor is now gone, and you're back in your proper clothing; the strange floating titles and levels and the like are also gone. Otherwise, it is silent; there isn’t a single other soul. No bird song, no buzzing of bees -- just silence.
Of course, it won’t last. Soon, the monsters show up...but strangely, they seem to be monsters from your world, if your world had monsters. If your world had animals, they are those, or robots, or any number of combinations. But they seem...different. They’re meaner, larger, nastier, and all dark colors and bloody, dripping claws and fangs.
It seems everything’s been a little corrupted here -- even things from your own worlds.
PHASE IV [ 14 00 ] If you persevere through the monster-infested fields, trampling your way through flowers which did nothing at all to you, you’ll eventually find yourself at a still, still lake. It’s a beautiful place, quiet and hushed and untouched, and totally monster-free; it might be a good place to take a breather.
But if you look into the lake, even for a brief moment, you’ll see whatever it is you want most in the world. Whether it’s a person (dead or alive), a thing, a title… it doesn’t matter; the lake will show it, tantalizing and right there, so close to being in your grasp.
If you don’t pull away immediately, you might find that it’s hypnotizing, in fact; you’ll feel the need to go closer and closer, even if it means wading into the lake to get closer to that goal. Just...don’t go too far. Something is waiting for you.
If you touch someone to try to help them, you’ll see what they are also seeing in the lake, for better or for worse. It might be a good chance to get to know them, if you weren’t, you know, in danger of being eaten.
Thankfully, with some perseverance and good friends, the hypnotism can be broken. You do have friends, right?
If you survive all of that, you can finally log out and join Cerealia proper -- hooray!
BONUS [ xx xx ] There sure are a lot of flowers in this field of flowers. There are flowers everywhere. Which isn’t a bad thing, unless you’re allergic to flowers (if you are allergic to flowers, CERES apologizes and suggests you take their special, patented ClariCERESclear to clear that right up). Except...the longer you’re in said field of flowers, the more you may notice that things are a little...strange.
Some of the pollen of the flowers has some strange effects on your bodies, it would seem. You could stumble across any of these (or none at all), and they could last anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour or two, depending on how much of that pollen you breathe in.
The effects are as follows: ➟ The urge to princess-carry the nearest person ➟ The urge to serenade the nearest person, regardless of your singing ability ➟ An awakened urge to be really aggressive towards the nearest person, even to the point of fighting (it's time to pvp) ➟ Uncontrollable crying ➟ An uncontrollable urge to make flower crowns and place them on peoples' heads (which thus further spreads the other effects). Don’t trust the flowers.
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A---Ahhh, tch-tch! That hurt... [he'll sit up, rubbing his head a little. it takes him a minute to notice the words that float over his head.] Heeeeh?
[he's confused. and when he's confused and without one of his human comrades, it means there's only one solution: ask dymlos. so stahn pulls his sword out, holding it tightly by the hilt and straight out in front of him, with the tip of the blade facing the sky.]
Hey, Dymlos. What do you think it means? "Fire fighter L-V 55..." [a pause, and.] Ah! It's because I use you, and you use fire, right?
[no, stahn. that's not it. "Stahn, don't be ridiculous. We should check the area first to see what this is all about before making such an assumption." the sword answers him—though to most, they'll hear nothing at all. which means that stahn's response will look... like he's talking to an inanimate object like it's alive to those who can't hear dymlos.] Mm, I guess you're right. Okay, let's do that then—let's go!
[and that means for those who don't, stahn may be approaching with a friendly smile and a wave. he's got questions, and being the rpg protagonist he is, it's only natural to approach every person he sees in the hopes of gaining some information. or maybe scaring them off because he's a guy with a mullet that would make whitesnake jealous that talks to his sword.
in any case, he hasn't even really taken note of the quest part of the equation yet. it's a good thing he has a habit of interacting with all the animals he sees anyway, huh?]
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so this? it's not so bad. after spending a while in the flowers, he wants to sing a song about them. so he'll wave over anyone who's near—or just sing to nobody at all. the problem with this? stahn cannot sing. at all.]
♪Flowers in this fieeeeeeeeld!
♪ You're so pretty!
♪ Even Rutee would think you're too good to sell!
[stahn, no.
someone stop him. despite his passion, it's a terrible song.]
( phase iv; closed to leon/
it's draining, so when dymlos suggests they take a breather, that stahn get his head on straight again, he relents. it's quiet, and it's pretty... in some ways, it almost reminds him of the area surrounding leane, and that's enough for him.]
Wooooow... amazing. The lake is pretty... [bad idea, stahn. he edges closer to the water to see how fresh it is; it looks clean and crystal clear. but it's not long before his eyes catch something so shocking that he can't help but want to pursue it.]
...Leon!? [it can't be possible, right? it had to be a trick, because he'd just spoken of leon to marian what felt like just moments earlier. besides... leon was dead. why would he be there, standing in the same thing that took his life? yet still, he feels compelled to chase it. because what if it is leon? what if some miracle occurred, and what if it could lead him to rutee and the others? he has to know. so he pressed forward with little regard, wading into the water with no care.
too bad that dymlos isn't fooled. "Stahn! Stahn!!" he calls that out, numerous times to try and snap stahn out of the trance, but it's not working at all. for all the times dymlos serves as a good voice of reason, it's not enough—not when it's leon that he sees. he's desperate enough to want to believe that this is something good in the middle of a lot of terrible things that seem to be happening to him.]
phase why
He doesn't understand why he's breathing right now, when he can remember running out of air, and taking a helpless, unstoppable breath in, and breathing in only water--
The only bright point about this situation has been that he's not alone, as ever; Chal is still there, and still alert and okay, and that's something that Leon is relieved for (even if it'd been a very tearful reunion (on Chal's part), which only confirms that Leon knows that he definitely--).
There are flowers stuck in his hair, and he was trying to brush them off of his cloak when he hears Dymlos before he sees anything else. He...shouldn't go over there. If Dymlos is yelling at Stahn, Stahn is there, and... That doesn't make sense, but even so, he shouldn't.
But it's the panic in the Swordian's tone that drags him over there anyway, unwillingly, and when he sees Stahn edging towards that lake as if transfixed, he knows something is wrong. Can he really stand back, even knowing that? ...No, no he really can't, can he, and it's with a clenched jaw that he steps forward.]
Tch-- Stahn! What do you think you are doing?!
phase tales of destiny was a mistake
dymlos, on the other hand, does. despite the improbability, he's obviously able to recognize leon's voice—that it's leon, and not whatever the hell it is stahn's chasing after.
"Leon, you have to stop him before it's too late!" there's no time to question that, and dymlos knows it. talking about what happened or how this is possible, and what state chaltier is in are things that can come later. dymlos is powerless to bring stahn to his senses this way, and he is honestly quite sure that if there's anyone who could get through to him beside himself and rutee, that it's most definitely leon. especially after what had happened. so for now, dymlos is relying on that much, because leon could physically stop him—something that he's unable to do himself.]
Leon—is it... you? [he hears leon's voice, so stahn assumes what he's seeing in front of him is leon. but his tone is distant and dazed, all part of the trance he's in and not at all with the normal energy and awareness that he usually carries. it's bad. this is so bad, because now he's getting some sort of illusion completely confused with what he'd never expect to really be here calling out to him. why—why is leon standing in the lake like that?]
we knew this from the start
and yet here we are on the pain train
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Bonus.........................stahn why.
Holy. Shit.]
Please stop.
[He feels like his ears are bleeding.]
because mikleo obviously needs MORE misery....
Huh? What's wrong? [he thought his song was pretty good...]
Misery loves Mikleo
miserleo... no i'm bad at this
LOOKS DOWN AT MIKLEO i'm crying
1/2 (he's still taller than leon he can revel in that?)
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Mikleo will take being taller than Leon.
it's the small victories that matter!
small.................
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bonuuuuuus
Sorey will be standing not too far off, listening to the song (wh-which he doesn't think is all that bad anyway, to be honest ....), when he starts getting affected by the flowers himself — namely, the crying effect. It's kind of weird and uncomfortable suddenly crying out of no where for reasons unknown, but he'll try to wipe them away (fruitlessly, as they keep coming) while he keeps sniffling. ]
Wh-What ... i-is that song?
[ Is he praising the song? Saying it's terrible? Or maybe he just thinks the song is some sort of spell to make him cry WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE — ]
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I just made it up! The flowers seemed like they needed a song. [he felt totally inspired. which... in all honesty, isn't even abnormal for him. the flowers exacerbate it a bit, especially because this is such an inappropriate time to sing. though even that's never stopped him before so who knows? he can't even tell that something is up. regardless? stahn seems pretty proud of his little ditty.
which then leads to the more important question, because stahn really doesn't want to see any anyone cry at all. if he can help? he will.]
But, uh... haha... is there a reason you're crying? [his stance goes from proud to a bit more confused, ruffling his hair as he tries to figure this out.]
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phase i;
No, of course not. ]
Would you happen to be relatively new to this as well?
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a cheerful smile, though? that he totally gets. he can work with this.]
Oh, uh... yeah. [he scratches his cheek lightly, letting out an awkward laugh.] I was looking for someone who might know what this is all about. I don't... really get it.
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... Yes?
[All while wondering, did he just hear and see this guy talking to his sword? Or did he imagine that other voice talking earlier?]
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Hey... I was wondering if you know anything about this place. [meaning the game, though really, just about everything could probably use some kind of explanation. but... one step at a time. sayo can continue to question his sanity if he wishes, because dymlos is quiet for the time being. but it's probably pretty clear that stahn has no idea what he's doing here.]
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bonus.........
[It's not the awful singing that snaps him from it and draws his attention to Stahn - it takes all kinds to make a world, or something - but the suggestion of selling flowers. That's... That's ridiculous! To think someone would consider a flower, a tiny growing soul, a good for exchange!]
Ah, but why would you sell something so pure in the first place? [He looks almost offended at the mere suggestion.] Flowers like these are meant to be free, and exist where they grow. Each is a small soul; money ought to touch none, even the ugliest.
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but hey, at least he's not getting his singing criticized.]
Do you think so? [people sell flowers in his world all the time. not that he can't appreciate wild flowers, but he never considered it so deeply in the least. he hums a little, mulling the thought over, but it kind of goes over his head a bit. that wasn't even really the point of the song anyway!]
I'm not sure Rutee would agree. [she'd sell most things if she thought she could make a profit on it. but stahn shakes the thought off.] It doesn't matter, though. The whole point is nobody would be able to sell these! They're too pretty.
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phase i;
--Excuse me! Are you alright? [ ... But, who was he talking to? Was someone with him...? ]
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he's a little on the scuffed up side, but it's clear that nothing is broken.]
Mm! I'm okay. But boy... [okay, so maybe he's got a bit of a lump forming on the back of his head, which he's rubbing a little. no big deal, he's got a hard head. he's taking a second to look up at the sky from where he fell.] What's this all about? I didn't think I'd fall that way...
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1/2.
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Yo, the shit's wrong with you?
Your vocals are whack, maybe you should just shut up,
Name's Misaki Yata, like the flowers around here,
I should probably get nominated by I can't rhyme.
[ SOMEONE HELP THESE POOR TWO SOULS. ]
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Whoooooa! That was awesome! [he's never heard rap before, it sounded so cool to him.
they need so much help right now.]
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Newbie?]
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the fact that he's lost and confused ceases to matter entirely in an instant, somehow.]
...You're hurt!
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bonus.............why..............
...Zero points. Don't quit your day job.
to break everyone's eardrums, obviously..........
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bonus......
...Okay, but like, maybe you can just... stop with the singing. Just for a little bit! You might attract some bad things this way, y'know?
[Alien whales thinking that their brethren is calling for help, perhaps...]
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Unghh, it's that-- hang on!
[ There's a conveniently interactive clay pot placed nearby, which Ryuko picks up and hurls toward's Stahn's direction and whether it hits her intended target or not, a rupee will drop on the ground once it breaks. What a weird world. ]
Stop that!!!!
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♪ Ooohhh, poops! Poops in this fieeeeeeeeld! You're so pretty! Even Hishigi would think you're too good not to throw at people! ♪
[ So sorry, she corrupted your lovely song. ]
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phase 1 sorry aly adding to your pile
shhh, don't ever be sorry, i don't need to see the end of my inbox
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bonus;
Don't quit your day job.
[He's talking a little more louder than normal because he's compensating for half of his face being covered.]
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