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newtimes & you
When: IC, 7/4
Where: Dojo or Diejo
What: Swords are old fashioned and guns are cool. We're a shooting range for a day.
Rating/Warning: N/A
1. Toy guns are better than practice swords
2. It's all fun and games until--!
3. I can use a sword too! Just not now.
newtimes & youWhen: IC, 7/4
Where: Dojo or Diejo
What: Swords are old fashioned and guns are cool. We're a shooting range for a day.
Rating/Warning: N/A
1. Toy guns are better than practice swords
( When you arrive at the dojo for the day, you'll be greeted by two things: a toy gun and an ominous note taped entrance, )
Two things ☆
1. This gun and ammo are yours
2. I have one too and as soon as you open the door...IT’S ON!!!Good luck (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
( And sure enough, the moment you open that door, you'll be greeted by a barrage of styrofoam bullets. There is no way whoever is shooting only has one gun! But then again, if you wanted an advantage, maybe you should have gotten up on his level like a hundred and fifty years ago. )
2. It's all fun and games until--!
( Congratulations, guys. Y'all sure did cause enough damage! Sheesh, this was just supposed to be for fun and here you guys went off and broke through one of the paper doors. Honestly, it's not the first screen Mutsu's broken since being summoned so he knows how to fix it but he sure is complaining because this wasn't supposed to happen, )
Eeeesh! Ya didn't have to get all serious!
( Despite his whining, he doesn't sound too upset. Someone clearly had fun. )
3. I can use a sword too! Just not now.
( Mutsu isn't at the dojo very often, at least, not compared to other swords. He's rather elusive given how he has a habit of avoiding certain swords and swordsmen that hit hard but tend to hit Tosan swords even harder. That's discrimination. That isn't fair. Mutsu knows his rights. He's innocent until he's proven guilty and you can't prove a thing if you can't catch him! And look, he's not naming any names but they know who they are and Mutsu is a simple sword that never wants any trouble even if he would totally fight all of you punks at once if he had to.
And that said, once everything's begun to clear out and you all have resumed your practice, he'll linger around to watch a bit. Man, who the heck even is this punk? Mutsu comes into this sword house with his guns and doesn't even have the propensity to train? He's just playing with that nerf gun and-- did he seriously just fire a shot at you? )
... What?
( He sounds completely innocent. )
I'm helping ya train.
( It's important real world practice. )
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[MUTSU.
Whether he intended to hit Lili or not, whether she just got in the way of his aim trying to hit someone else or just had bad timing, she's now furious. Her hair is still askew from the madness earlier, she's entirely off-schedule, and she has a lot of pent-up aggression to work out even though she was released from the hospital a little bit ago. So when there's just one more fired shot crossing her path, she's losing it.
And she's stopping whatever she's doing to lunge at Mutsu to completely tackle him, every violent streak in her body pretty much being set on fire.]
Buffoon! Idiot! Chaotic troublemaker!
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( She's lunging right for him and he's scrambling off the ground and trying to make his escape except he was definitely just sitting on the ground, chilling out, relaxing, and acting all cool when he had to get up to go good and get into one little fight.
His escape, in turn, ends up being an awkward half escape. He's half off the ground but it looks like she's managed to grab onto his lower half? Ugh, let go of his fake tail, Lili. )
Wait a second here...!
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Still though, Lili's tenacious and she's only gotten quicker since she's been coming to the dojo. So even as she grabs onto his lower half, she's going to reach to grab him by the neckline of his clothes and yank so that he can be pulled right back down to her level.]
You wait a second, you ignoramus!
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As soon as she yanks him down, he's right there at her level and while he's still pulling back to avoid any bops to the head or what may come, he's still. He's tamed by fear. )
I'm waiting, I'm waiting!
( And making a face, already flinching. )
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It's true, he's slippery and hard to get a grip on, and Lili doesn't even really notice the advantage that she has, but rather she's just going to keep one hand clenched onto his clothes whereas the other comes sailing for his head. An open palm at least, this time to just bop his forehead reprimandingly if he doesn't manage to dodge it.]
Who do you think you're shooting at?! You have already caused enough trouble today!
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It was an accident! ( He tried to play it off but it really was an accident. ) Sorry!
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Give me your stupid toy.
[before he causes more trouble!!]
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( Get it right, Lili.... But ah... ah.... he'll let her have it?? Because he is a good puppy sword. )
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She'll take the nerf gun from him.... and still eye him warily and won't quite let him go.]
Are you hiding another one of these somewhere?
[SUSPICION.]
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.... On the practice sword rack?
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[ONLY WHEN THE WORLD IS SAFE FROM MUTSU THE MENACE]
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And there're two more in the changing areas.
( CONFESSES EVERYTHING )
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eyeing him warily..... places her hands on her hips now as she looks at him expectantly]
And can I trust you to collect those without any more incidents?
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Yeah? ( He sounds uncertain but its because when you're truly guilty, everything sounds like a wrong answer. ) Just... gimme a sec...
( And he's already sulking off with his fake tail between his legs. He'll go get the ones in the closet first and then the changing areas and look, he's even got a crate that he was going to use to put them all up anyway but ITS TIME TO PUT THEM AWAY NOW BECAUSE LILI SAID SO )
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Lili's just sighing then, walking over to the crate and depositing the one she just confiscated from him. Then putting her hands on her hips and raising a brow.]
Is that all of them?
[JUST TO MAKE SURE.]
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Everything.
( STOP? LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT! He's sorry how much sorrier does he have to look. )
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Lili's just going to sigh then, massaging her temples before SHUTTING THE CRATE FIRMLY.]
Keep your shenanigans more contained next time. Understood?
[ARE WE APPROACHING THE END OF THE SCOLDING]
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[YOU DID SHOOT HER and why are you still shooting at people in the first place??]
Don't make the dojo into a warzone on a whim!