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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-03-22 07:06 pm

« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


niceguypose: (curious)

why o' clock

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[A who's not green but wears green chimes in from nearby - he's also surveying the robot.]

Are you sure? I believe that it looks quite charming!
pixelacious: (LISTEN ► and then you said what?)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ She likes guys who are green better than guys who wear green! But she's perfectly happy to turn a smile on Lee, even if her expression is slightly dubious as well. ]

You can always go over and talk to it if you think it's charming; I'm sort of curious what's in those boxes it's giving out...
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Wowwwww]

Perhaps! They appear to be presents of some kind! Isn't he supposed to be the man with the gifts?
pixelacious: (REMARK ► i have an opinion.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ woooooooow yourself! ]

I...wouldn't know? I mean, the game he was in back then...he had a sack and was trying to get to the goal, we never really looked inside the sack.

[ it probably had bombs ]
niceguypose: (ready to fight)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so? Then to solve this mystery... I must peer into this man's sack!!

[A bunch of children give him odd looks.]
pixelacious: (SMILE ► aside.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-23 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ At least AndrAIa isn't doing that...she just looks mildly entertained. ]

Well, don't let me stop you - though whenever you're done with that, let me know what you find. And maybe give me a name.
niceguypose: (talking)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He salutes.]

Yes, Miss! I will report all of those things back to you!
pixelacious: (AMUSED ► eyebrow lift. yeah?)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
AndrAIa. And go get 'em, tiger.

[ Since he...has no name yet, Why Not. ]
niceguypose: (pure joy)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Very well, AndrAIa-san! I will be sure to be very beast-like! [And then he springs over towards Santa-Bot and harasses him.]
pixelacious: art by <user name="rollingrabbit" site="tumblr.com"> (LAUGH ► you're such a dork.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-23 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Should she feel bad about this...

...

Yeah she doesn't feel any regret at all. Happily watches him harass the robot, to be honest. ]
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-23 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's some argument going on as Lee tries to open the robot's sack; but eventually, he returns with both wrapped presents in hand.]

AndrAIa-san! You won't believe it! He truly had gifts all along!
pixelacious: (HANDS ► chill out bro.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-24 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you look at that. What's in the boxes?

[ Are they bombs. She's going with "they're totally bombs". ]

Don't open them if you hear ticking, tiger.
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-24 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee nods, he's completely cool with being a tiger.]

Yosh! [He shakes them by his ear, one by one.] There is no ticking! I will open this immediately!
pixelacious: (CALM ► sure do the thing bro.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-24 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Go for it. And what's your name, as you do that?

[ he may be cool with it but she feels a bit bad... ]
niceguypose: (sparkles)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-24 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
My name is Rock Lee! You were very close, as I am Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast! [He cheers as he opens up the first box! And finds... the adult mistletoe?]

Ah...?
pixelacious: (UM ► can we not do that like ever?)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then. [ Not really sure what else to say to that present, except: ] I really hope that thing is handing out different gifts to people less compiled.

[ because otherwise awkward ]

And it's nice to meet you, Rock Lee. Even given the circumstances.
niceguypose: (blush)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-25 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Er... yes. This seems very... ah. [He turns red and drops that gift to the floor. He's not sure about opening the other one.]

Thank you... it is a pleasure to meet you as well!
pixelacious: (PLEASED ► do go on.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'd tell you not to litter, but I think in this case it's probably acceptable.

[ She's still curious about the other gift, but revises her estimation from "bomb" to "wildly inappropriate". ]

Were you on one of the other buses?
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-26 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually, Rock Lee will gently scoop it up and deposit it in the nearest trash bin.]

Buses? Ah... I have never ridden a bus before, and I hope that it never happens!
pixelacious: (EXCUSE ME ► EXCUSE ME?!)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-26 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
That would be a no, then. After we got shown a bunch of powerpoints, we got bussed over here - why don't you want to ride a bus, by the way?

[ It didn't seem that bad to her, aside from not remotely wanting to go on the bus. ]
niceguypose: (ride me)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-26 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I would rather race it!!

Ah... if you saw the points of power, than you must be new here! I will be your loyal guide, AndrAIa-san!
pixelacious: (CONTENT ► keep talking.)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ o.......kay. that was not the answer she was expecting... ]

So you've been to this park before? I certainly wouldn't mind a tour.
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Er... Well, I have never been to this park before, but I have been in this world for about a month now! But I can try to give you a tour of this park as well. It could be an interesting challenge!!
pixelacious: (AMUSED ► eyebrow lift. yeah?)

[personal profile] pixelacious 2015-03-26 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just admitted he'd never been to the park before...but hey, you know what? Why not. ]

Sign me up, Rock. [ will he correct her or not, will this happen a second time because english characters... ] For the tour here and a tour later. I don't know anything about this place save what the powerpoints said. And what I've processed myself thus far.
niceguypose: (talking)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-03-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee is Rock Lee is Rock Lee is Rock Lee.

It will happen as many times as it needs to.]


Excellent! I promise to do my best to not let you down as a guide!

Ah... for starters! This... This is the park of Christmas!!

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