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« 011 ⇢ event011.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event011.EXE

The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares


It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)
"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!


bozu: (Soak 8 wooden skewers)

phase iii; i thought of something lmao

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-23 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, Souda - remember those Snowbots? With their constricting hugs?

Well, imagine that but a lot shorter. Because if there's one person Teruteru would recognize immediately, it's Mr. Neon.]


You're here, too! And here I thought I was all alone!
Mmhmhm, I'm so happy!

[- Well no, he knew Hinata and Peko and Komaeda were here, but he's gonna fudge it to make it seem like the hug is warranted and not at all just because he wants to.]
eggcream: (⑨ Just a little bit of you)

you nerd

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Doot doot do, listening to the roller coaster, enjoying the breeze, surely nothing will-- OH GOD IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ROBOTS wait]

. . .

[Wow it's been like, ten years since he's seen Teruteru. But the initial shock of seeing him is pretty much ruined thanks to the hugging.]

...g-get off me! [Gonna just. Pry him off.]
bozu: (And jalapeños onto skewers)

u love me

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, not into that sort of thing?

[Fine, no BL for Souda - which means he's releasing the mechanic from his hug.]

Ah, well. I'll just find Hinata-kun for that, later.
But you! Since we're here together, we should try and rekindle our budding friendship!
eggcream: (①⑤ Except for you)

nah

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Man, it's been so long he almost forgot how... ridiculous Teruteru can be at times, for lack of a better word.]

S-seriously...? You can act so casual after everything that happened....? [Not that he's mad with him for you know. Being a murderer but more like.. he's just surprised.]
bozu: (and then you get this cute one)

yah

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything that... h-happened? Why, I don't know what you mean!

[Yes he does. Obviously, since he's pointedly looking away when he says that.]

And anyway, it's not hard to be casual around someone you're comfortable with!
After all, you're one of my good friends!
eggcream: (⑥ I feel light-headed and dizzy)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Right. That's.. that's why he's so calm after being a murderer. Right......]

...I don't know if I'd call us "good friends"... but I guess I'm glad you're comfortable around me? [...is it awkward in here or is it just Souda?]
bozu: (for science)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's the Hanamura Coping Secret - pretend all the bad things never happened and suddenly there are no more bad things!!]

Well, I'd certainly call us good friends!
I mean, if you'd rather take it a step further, I'd happily oblige.

But you know, it could be your lovable slacker nature! I wouldn't be surprised at all if just about everyone's comfortable with you!

[backhanded compliment master 2k15]
eggcream: (①② Her!)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Slacker...? [thanks teruteru]

I work really hard, you know! Just like any other man! [HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM A SLACKER HE DOES LIKE ALL OF THE WORK BACK HOME AND HE WORKED HARD IN SCHOOL WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS]
bozu: (Heat grill to medium-high)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, now now! I meant you're easy going, easy to talk to...!

[No he didn't but you have to admit it's a smooth save --]

It's something I can appreciate, you know! And actually...
I almost wonder what kind of effect it has on others?
If you calmed down a tad, I bet you'd have all sorts of women all over you...!

And me too, naturally.
eggcream: (⑤⑨)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
E-eh? S-seriously? [But Teruteru, he IS calm!

Though that does sound really tempting... SUPER tempting, even.. but there's just one problem:]


Though, I dunno.... I kind of don't feel like doing it if it means I'll have to deal with your flirting more than usual...
bozu: (so i remembered the mangas exist)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... You're definitely a "one woman" kind of guy, aren't you?

Ah well, if that's what it'd take to see your charm in the wild... I guess I can keep myself reigned in around you.
There's plenty of fish in this vast sea, after all!

[Did... did he really just say he'll stop flirting with you, Souda??
Is this real life???]
eggcream: (②②)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course it's real life which means that won't last long at all and Souda knows it....]

Of course I'm a "one woman" kind of guy, any real man is! [He looks.. mildly offended?]

And I don't need to make my charm better or whatever, I don't care about any of the girls here! My love is for Sonia-san, and Sonia-san alone!
bozu: (hrmmmm)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm...

[It's a sound of concern.
He brings a hand to his chin, rubbing it in thought about what Souda just said.]


Are you sure that's the best way to go about your love life, though? I mean, since she's a princess, she can only get together with someone noble!
Well, marriage-wise. She can probably sleep around if she really wanted to, hmhm!

But seriously... this almost feels like a fairytale. A princess falling in love with a mechanic...

[He's just worried about you, bro. Gotta watch out for his boys, you know!!]
eggcream: (①② Her!)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I-- [.......don't you dare try to ruin his dreams, Teruteru.]

A-aren't there stories about princesses falling in love with common guys...? And w-we don't know how her country's like, maybe princesses have a right to choose who they marry?!
bozu: (whoops caught someone murdering)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, stories! But they're just stories, meant to be fantasies for common guys...
Trust me, I'm a connoisseur of power fantasies!

[Except the stuff he reads is a lot racier than The Thief and the Cobbler or something.]

All I'm saying is, you should keep your mind open!
You have options, and limiting yourself to one can't be good for you - it'd be like trying to live off of nothing but vegetables!

[Translation: obsession isn't healthy and i wanna be your wingman]
eggcream: (①⑧)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-24 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
B-but... but I love Sonia-san! Who else can compare with a princess like her?! [DONT. DONT BREAK HIS HEART LIKE THIS STOP TELLING THESE LIES]
bozu: (bites lip gently :9)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-24 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Souda-kun...

You're so fresh, innocent and sweet, almost like a branch of Niagara grapes!
Anyone can compare to a princess if you love them enough!

It all has to do with what's in here.

[Reaching up, he places a hand delicately on Souda's chest.]

... Or much, much lower, if you're that kind of guy. [~~eyebrow waggle~~]

Just keep yourself open to options - you never know if there's a cute girl out there who'd fall for you the instant you meet!
eggcream: (①② Her!)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-25 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
... [A cute girl that'd fall for him the instant they met, huh... that sounds nice...]


N-no, no way! Sonia-san is the only one for me! [It was a good try Teruteru, but it's gonna take a lot more to get him to forget about Sonia and move on to another person...]
bozu: (the fuck you on about)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-26 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE... but oh well. He'll just shrug at that, and move his hand off of Souda's chest.]

Whatever revs your engines, I guess. But at least keep what I said in mind, yes?
After all, there's no saying Sonia-san will ever reciprocate!

And that would just mean night after night of playing with yourself... not necessarily a bad thing, but definitely a lonely life to live!

[Trust him man, he's the expert.]
eggcream: (①⑤ Except for you)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-26 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Teruteru you're so.... confident with yourself... saying such things outloud......]

...h-how do you know she won't reciprocate my feelings?! Her and I survived everything together, you know! That has to count for something, doesn't it...? [He.. sounds a little doubtful with himself though. But he won't give up! Gundam murdered someone, after all, so maybe she sees Souda in a better light now, after everything that happened...?!]
bozu: (squints)

[personal profile] bozu 2015-03-26 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Nope, that hand is being gingerly placed on his arm, now.
In the most gentle, caring show of support he can muster.]


Souda-kun... You know I absolutely adore you, I really do!
But you chase after Sonia-san's skirt like a dog in heat.

Even I know you have to try to romance a lady first! You can't skip right to the festivities!

[teruteru you tried to get her to go down on you the moment you met her, shut up]
eggcream: (⑤ on my head with a hammer)

[personal profile] eggcream 2015-03-27 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[over here nerd]