Me? I'm a lawyer, a defense attorney actually. They've got me working as a public defender here.

[She fishes out some loose change from her purse and slots it into the UFO catcher. It starts playing a jovial little tune and the lights on the direction buttons flash into life.]

Now I don't know if this is going to be as fun as running a family shrine, but on the plus side you might just get to go home with a cute plush toy for your troubles. You want to give it a try?