bropane: (a decision that must be reinforced)
deaddy hipster jesus tadashi hamada ([personal profile] bropane) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-07-20 08:36 am

[closed] gonna need a spark to ignite

Who: Tadashi Hamada ([personal profile] bropane) & Levi ([personal profile] dirtdevil)
When: 7 February; 20 July OOC
Where: Tech and Auto shop
What: Cleaning and nerdery
Rating/Warning: Warning for Levi's language!




[ "Come over to the tech shop, and I'll show you something cool," and Tadashi totally meant it! He was pretty busy making some CYbuddies and making some HoloGMs for work, but he can take a break every now and then to entertain his friends.

Yes, Levi is his friend. He sees him as somebody similar to Go Go with how standoffish he is, but he seems actually like a very nice person. And it looks like this guy has a lot to learn, so Tadashi is more than willing to teach him anything and everything he knows about technology and the future.

This "something cool" is a vacuum cleaner! Which he conveniently borrowed from the auto shop's broom closet. And now, he's just working on a poodle CYbuddy in his workshop at the garage of the Tech and Auto shop. If Levi decides to drop by today, then no problem!

Hopefully the guy can send him a message, though, beforehand.

Wait. Can Levi even use his CereVice yet- of course he can, of course he can. Stop worrying, Tadashi! ]
dirtdevil: (being fat and stupid)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-20 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ excuse you, he totally knows how to use the CereVice. sometimes it makes a noise. sometimes he hears people talking in it, and sometimes he even sees people in it. nine times out of ten he ignores it, though, because he generally avoids chatting with people whenever possible. which means that, no, he admittedly doesn't know how to use it very well. technology is amazing and all, but it's also frustrating as fuck to go from basically nothing to... well. this. it's a long road littered with errors and muttered obscenities, but maybe he doesn't need to walk it alone? that guy with the hat had offered to show him his robot dog factory or whatever, with the promise of something that would make his job a lot easier.

if you ask him, he's already pretty damn good at his job as a glorified maid, but if there's any advancement in technology he can really get behind, it's one that will make him even better at it. not that he likes what he does or anything...

in any case, fortunately for Tadashi, he will get a brief warning that his new "friend" will be arriving soon (is he really sure he wants this guy to be his friend?). whether or not it's decipherable is another story, but Tadashi's a smart guy, so he can probably figure it out. Levi hasn't done much in the way of text messaging with this thing. by which I mean that was probably his first one. truly a momentous occasion, and the honor is Tadashi's. congratulations?

not long after the (possibly gibberish) message, there's a knock at the shop's door. golly, who could it be?? ]
dirtdevil: (poor life choices)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-21 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's not so much that it's in a foreign language, it's more like... well, it looks like a text from someone who can't type for shit. because it is. fortunately it seems to have served its purpose well enough somehow. sorry, Tadashi—you may be just as over your head with him as he is with you.

as for the handshake, you're gonna have to give him a minute. upon stepping inside, he's entirely too dumbfounded by his surroundings to even notice. yeah, he saw the shop in the background over the network, but that clearly did not do it justice. he's been here a little while now, but he's still very easily amazed by things like these. the Holo, especially, seems to have grabbed his attention; he knows it isn't real, but that's part of what makes it awesome. the other part is that he's never seen trees like that before. maybe they're not real, either. or maybe he should stop thinking about it too hard and killing the magic? let's go with that one.

eventually he'll realize (with a bit of a start) that Tadashi's been standing in front of him with a hand outstretched and awkwardly shake it. real smooth. ]


It's fine. I've seen much worse.

[ trust him, he definitely has. plus, if you're gonna have shit strewn around everywhere, it might as well be cool shit. ]
dirtdevil: (a bucket of fish heads)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-23 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ how could he possibly sit down after hearing something like that? even if he did, he'd only need the edge of it, am I right??

which is to say, yeah, he'll pass on sitting for now. instead, he'll give the shop another pointed once-over before turning back to Tadashi. ]


As long as you don't mean it literally.

[ his tone suggest he might be joking. he's very good at jokes, you see. ]
dirtdevil: (a gassy antelope)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-24 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a moooment like this, some people waaait a liiifetime~

nah, unfortunately the amazement will have to wait until the confusion subsides. he catches the manual and looks at it, frowning. what the hell kind of cleaning tool requires a manual, anyway? you know what doesn't need a manual? a broom. step one: grab broom. step two: push dirt into desired location. step three: done. fucking amazing. but his frown goes away after flipping through a few pages and glancing up at the actual device. it's so weird-looking, and yet... did he just say it sucks up dirt?

mother of god.

he closes the manual again and moves over to crouch down in front of the vacuum, examining it closely. ]


An air pump, huh?

[ this could be the start of a beautiful relationship. ]
Edited 2015-07-24 19:06 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-25 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, no, another thing he has to clean. whatever will he do?

anyway, of course he wants to test it out. but he can't look too eager, because it's just not his style. plus, he doesn't know this guy that well yet. at this point, Tadashi probably just assumes this is a big deal because it's his job.

nope. ]


Sure.
dirtdevil: (zeus's sexual appetites)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-26 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow, are you saying this vacuum doesn't run on like, Bluetooth or some shit? what the fuck, Tadashi. disappointing.

anyway, he can see the 'on' switch, so let's just test that out. who needs manuals? he frowns a bit again when it switches on and starts making noise, but hey, sometimes efficiency comes at the price of loud noises. or something. he'll be the judge of how efficient it is, though—the floor probably isn't in too bad shape thanks to the cleaning robot, but there's a speck of something or other over there, so he'll take this strange noisy machine by the handle and push it over in that direction. he stops for a few seconds in front of whatever's on the floor, focusing, and then pushes the vacuum over it.

...he stops again, and looks back at where it was. and it's gone. and for a moment, it's like it's gone forever, sucked into some super gross pocket dimension of dust and trash, somewhere he never has to look at it again. wouldn't that be nice? but no, even though it's simply been moved into a receptacle of some sort, it's still fucking awesome.

he's going to switch it back off before he winds up vacuuming the entire shop. ]
dirtdevil: (a subscription to Men's Fitness)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-27 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yes, yes, and hell yes. he's gonna have to get him one of these. which begs the question... ]

Did you make this?

[ look, he doesn't know. ]
dirtdevil: (being a dick to children)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-28 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stealing is bad, Tadashi.

but yes, rent is expensive. he wouldn't expect anything for free, much less this divine instrument of dirt-sucking splendor. and it probably would be easier for him to just go buy one from this other shop (even though it probably costs at least ten billion credits, right, because it's so amazing), but wouldn't it be cooler to have one made for him? plus, if he's paying for it, he'd also be helping out a fr—uh, an acquaintance. yeah, that one.

psh. ]


Would you be able to make one that's a little easier to haul around?
dirtdevil: (full frontal nudity)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-07-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...well, that was fast. you're kind of a nerd, aren't you, Tadashi?

he peeks curiously at the designs (not that they make any real sense to him) before he's prompted by the question. surely Tadashi's just making up nonsense words by now to fuck with him, right? it's probably funny. ]


What? No.
dirtdevil: (old-people smell)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-01 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ he peers at the video, watching the little robot roam around on the floor, and he looks almost... troubled. ]

So you just... set it down and it does all the work?

[ no way it does it as well as he does. no way.

...oh god, he's not going to get replaced by a much cuter robot, is he?? ]
dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-01 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
—What? I'm fine. It just seems... too easy.

[ then again, so does practically everything, in comparison to home. but on second thought, if he had something like this, he could get the easy shit done and work on the more involved parts of his job at the same time. kill two birds with one clean, shiny stone.

...and he could also let it run at his apartment while he's out, letting it catch any rogue specks of dust that might have the audacity to accumulate on his floor in his absence.

hmm. ]


And you could make both?
dirtdevil: (guys who don't call)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-03 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ shut your mouth, you can't prove anything. ]

I've gone this long without the help, so I wouldn't mind waiting. As long as you've got the time to do it.

[ he doesn't know. Tadashi might have a lot of dogs to make right now. ]
Edited 2015-08-03 02:58 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a big hoopla about nothing)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-05 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ he takes one last quick look at the designs (even though he's really already decided) and then nods. ]

Fine, then. Name your price.
Edited (wrong icon lmao) 2015-08-05 08:36 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (beefin' over turf)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa. sweet deal, there... he looks up and considers Tadashi for a moment, a bit taken aback by the offer. ]

No, you don't need to do anything for free. I'll pay whatever you need for both.
dirtdevil: (the folly of man)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-20 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. That'll work.

[ is this the real life?? ]

Thanks.
dirtdevil: (poor life choices)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-08-27 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa. whoa. did he just get... invited to go somewhere? this guy is going to hand-craft not one, but two magic dirt-sucking machines for him and now he wants to hang out?

this really is a whole new world. ]


No, I'm free.
dirtdevil: (guys who don't call)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-09-02 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ whoa there, let's not get ahead of ourselves. that's poor decision-making along the same lines as running into a burning building. you know, for example. ]

No.

[ burgers are just one of the many, many wonders of the modern world that he's not yet familiar with. being able to pick what he eats at all is still a new concept for him. how the hell do people make these kinds of decisions on a daily basis?? ]
dirtdevil: (getting naked and watching nickelodeon)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2015-09-08 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's okay. this one isn't the best at it, either, but at least it hasn't gotten him killed (yet). fuck dying, though, let's go get burgers. whatever those are.

which is to say he will follow Tadashi pretty much wherever. congratulations on your new crabby little shadow. ]