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Who: Zelos Wilder (

glorifiedtrash) & various persons + OPEN!
When: IC 2/09-2/10 (semi-backdated)
Where: Around the city
What: Complete and utter trainwreck. Aka Zelos drinks a lot and Zelos harasses people. Starters for specific characters located in the comments, but otherwise open.
Rating/Warning: Intoxication, suicidal thoughts, jerks being jerks, crass flirting, will add more if anything else comes up

The Bar | 2/09 all day and 2/10 evening | Drinking isn't a solution but it's a hell of a distraction
[When you're sad, when you're lonely, when you just want everything and everyone to stop existing like a light going out in a windowless room-- what do you do? Hit up every bar you can find that'll let in a scruffy, bandaged guy as long as he has some cash to his name and party like you've never known an ounce of hardship in your life of course. Zelos wouldn't say his methods are problem solving, but they're a form of coping and that's as good as he can do. So to that end he's laughing with anyone willing to share a joke or a story or whatever random thought addles their drunken mind. Gambling, drinking games and parlor tricks are doubly on the table; anything to maintain the center of attention. Whatever it takes Zelos will do anything to not be alone with his thoughts right now.]

A | Can I buy you a drink?
[You were probably just minding your own business when an arm slips around your shoulders from nowhere. Turn to find the source and you'll be face-to-face with a redhead who's clearly never heard the words "personal space" before. He's also shoving a large glass of...something...in your face. It smells like alcohol, but is it supposed to be smoking like that? Warning: alien alcohol may not be meant for consumption by all species.]

Here, here! You look down! Let me get you drunk!

[The subtle approach this is not.]

B | For ladies and guys who look like ladies | Prince Charming has arrived
[You were just minding your own business when you find an hand chivalrously clasping yours:]

Yo. Did I die? Because I think I just found Heaven. Hi ❤️.

C | Time for some heroics! Anyone? No one?
[You were ALSO minding your own business ~~do you notice a trend here~~ when a drunk redhead suddenly flies into you. He doesn't seem too keen to get up, but the trio of rough customers storming over after him might make you a little more keen for him to vacate your personal space.]

Ugh... You seem like a trustworthy person. Tag team...?

[So saying Zelos tags your hand. Looks like you might be in this fight whether you want to be or not.]

The Streets | 2/10 Day | Rank F in social relations
[The streets of Cerealia are confusing and unfamiliar. Or maybe that's just the hangover. If everyone could talk in whispers that would definitely be a kindness. Of course when people find their shoulder randomly being tapped by a disheveled, bandaged down-on-his-luck pretty boy they probably aren't feeling in the most gracious of moods.]

Hey. Why are you here?

[The most poignant of questions brought to you by Zelos Wilder.]

Wildcard
Zelos will be around 2/09 and 2/10 making a general nuisance of himself. Sleeping in the streets, randomly dragging people off to explain future tech to him (his world is pretty medieval) or puking his guts out in a gutter/trashcan/random person's handbag are all great ways to find Zelos! If you have something else you want to do you can PM me to plot or just go for it and post it below (short of maiming/killing/sexual situations I am pretty open to whatever).