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estoria2015-08-02 12:44 pm
sunshrouded) wrote in estoria2015-08-02 12:44 pm
[OPEN] did you miss me?
Who: Tenka aka "Dad Extraordinaire" (sunshrouded) & ALL OF Y'ALL TBH
When: Sliiiiightly forward-dated to 2/15, so right after the Nexus Code event!
Where: assorted... Kumounji House & entertainment district mostly!
What: Guess who's back (back again), Tenka's back. Tell a friend. -- also he fulfill his dream of becoming a Sidequest Dispenser.
Rating/Warning: just your usual brand of tenka idiocy, maybe some tears, probably some punching
[a. closed to kumounji house residents ; farts back into existence]
[Tenka doesn't have a calendar in his room.
Why would he?
But what he does have, when he materializes in his futon, wearing the same robe that he went to bed with, is a vague feeling of dread. He went through a weird sequence of dreams, he thinks. Sitting through that powerpoint again and then -- after that there was a weird space where he could walk through entire buildings. Where he started to feel... intangible again. It was remniscent enough of the time that he lost his body that he felt chills.
Yet his preoccupation with himself was short. After all, Shirasu was there.
Shirasu was there and wasn't there all at once -- he was in that space, unresponsive even as Tenka yelled at him and tried to punch him. But there was no returning punch, no weary purple eyes, not even a motion of acknowledgment. He was well and truly there and.... not.
So Tenka is tired as he walks out into the living room then, settling himself at their low table and slumping over it, just as he would've three weeks ago.
His first word upon his return:]
Teeeeaaaaaaaa.
[ . . . . . well?]
[b. semi-open to adoptees & others ; emerges from the void for noogies]
[Most people just knock or ring a doorbell. Maybe knock three times in small bursts if they're feeling antsy. But here's Tenka, banging on the door instead, complete with yelling:]
Heeeeyyyyy!! Is anyone in there?! Hellooooo?
[At least it's a voice you probably haven't heard in a while.
Someone clued him in that he's been gone for 3 weeks. So he's got about 3 weeks of visits to make up for, he thinks.
(Punch him.)]
[c. OPEN ; tell me what you see ]
[If nothing else, you might've seen this guy's face around. Yet he appears to no longer be Missing and is instead sitting on a bench somewhere. He seems to be puzzling over something very, very deeply. Feel free to bug him if you know him when he's still in the middle of his work of art (which consists of nothing more than a few brush strokes).
Because otherwise he's going to sit up suddenly and thrust out the page to you. It's definitely the kanji for 'lake'. But here's time for messing with the language mechanism and/or an impromptu Rorschach test:]
What does this look like to you?
[What a quack.]
[d. OPEN ; quest master tenka, disaster in the making]
Hey, you!!
[Doesn't that sound like a promising start to a conversation....
Alas, escape is futile as Tenka completely messes up the rhythm of the closest person's day as he steps in front of them and offers them the sunniest grin. (Don't trust it.)]
You look like you've got some free time. Think you can help a guy out with something?
[Sidequest: start!]
[e. choose your own adventure, hit me with anything, i can take it! ]
sunshrouded) & ALL OF Y'ALL TBHWhen: Sliiiiightly forward-dated to 2/15, so right after the Nexus Code event!
Where: assorted... Kumounji House & entertainment district mostly!
What: Guess who's back (back again), Tenka's back. Tell a friend. -- also he fulfill his dream of becoming a Sidequest Dispenser.
Rating/Warning: just your usual brand of tenka idiocy, maybe some tears, probably some punching
[a. closed to kumounji house residents ; farts back into existence]
[Tenka doesn't have a calendar in his room.
Why would he?
But what he does have, when he materializes in his futon, wearing the same robe that he went to bed with, is a vague feeling of dread. He went through a weird sequence of dreams, he thinks. Sitting through that powerpoint again and then -- after that there was a weird space where he could walk through entire buildings. Where he started to feel... intangible again. It was remniscent enough of the time that he lost his body that he felt chills.
Yet his preoccupation with himself was short. After all, Shirasu was there.
Shirasu was there and wasn't there all at once -- he was in that space, unresponsive even as Tenka yelled at him and tried to punch him. But there was no returning punch, no weary purple eyes, not even a motion of acknowledgment. He was well and truly there and.... not.
So Tenka is tired as he walks out into the living room then, settling himself at their low table and slumping over it, just as he would've three weeks ago.
His first word upon his return:]
Teeeeaaaaaaaa.
[ . . . . . well?]
[b. semi-open to adoptees & others ; emerges from the void for noogies]
[Most people just knock or ring a doorbell. Maybe knock three times in small bursts if they're feeling antsy. But here's Tenka, banging on the door instead, complete with yelling:]
Heeeeyyyyy!! Is anyone in there?! Hellooooo?
[At least it's a voice you probably haven't heard in a while.
Someone clued him in that he's been gone for 3 weeks. So he's got about 3 weeks of visits to make up for, he thinks.
(Punch him.)]
[c. OPEN ; tell me what you see ]
[If nothing else, you might've seen this guy's face around. Yet he appears to no longer be Missing and is instead sitting on a bench somewhere. He seems to be puzzling over something very, very deeply. Feel free to bug him if you know him when he's still in the middle of his work of art (which consists of nothing more than a few brush strokes).
Because otherwise he's going to sit up suddenly and thrust out the page to you. It's definitely the kanji for 'lake'. But here's time for messing with the language mechanism and/or an impromptu Rorschach test:]
What does this look like to you?
[What a quack.]
[d. OPEN ; quest master tenka, disaster in the making]
Hey, you!!
[Doesn't that sound like a promising start to a conversation....
Alas, escape is futile as Tenka completely messes up the rhythm of the closest person's day as he steps in front of them and offers them the sunniest grin. (Don't trust it.)]
You look like you've got some free time. Think you can help a guy out with something?
[Sidequest: start!]
[e. choose your own adventure, hit me with anything, i can take it! ]
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I can read! [he did go to school even if it was probably terrorist school--] Shut up!
[tenka is on the shit list]
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[this is a conversation between adults
Tenka is then holding up his page with the kanji again, gesturing to it in a confused fashion?]
This is a single word! Why would it be a poster? What the hell would I accomplish by putting this up everywhere?!
[terrorist school doesn't teach common sense who would've thought]
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He just scoffs and waves a hand at the paper, both dismissively and trying to take a mature swipe at it. stop??]
Something stupid and pointless! [he answers like it's a real question] What are you doing shoving it in my face, then? Are you starting something?
[put em up, jerk]
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Tenka admittedly takes the paper out of Kagami's reach, looks at it, decides that it's expendable and
proceeds to actually shove it in Kagami's face, not too gently]
You're so quick to want to lose a fight again!!
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Anyway now that there's honestly a paper in his face, Kagami spends about a second sputtering about it and then instead of pushing it away or... moving his head... he just sort of snaps his awful teeth at it.
like, that really just happened. it's on his to-do list to one day he'll chew off Tenka's fingers. okay but THEN he actually just turns his head like he should have in the beginning.]
Don't get cocky! You might have taken me down before, but you had all that help. ["help"]
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> kumou tenka
we appear to be at an impasse
But Tenka's just laughing as he does take a step back, but manages to snap open his fan in the same gesture. He doesn't wanna fight, no, but he'd rather not be caught unawares.
see? he can be taught.]
I took you down before the help came, remember? They just dragged you away before I could beat you again.
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he shakes his head and grins, because it clearly doesn't count as taking him down if he gets up right after-- context isn't important here.]
You'll get yours sooner or later. I'll make sure of that!
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I mean -- yeah, I'll still take you on whenever you've got some more anger to work through [is this therapy] but you should really find a hobby.
[he's so concerned for Kagami's well-being, can't you see it]
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You're missing the point on purpose, aren't you?
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Well.... I never completely understood your point.
But to start, there's no Emperor here. What have you even been up to?
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you could hear a pin drop in the brief silence that follows. what has he been up to??]
What's it to you? Nothing that'll let your Abe dog throw me in prison.
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[oh........]
But you took a while to answer that.
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My business is my business. [he gestures back and forth between them, for emphasis-] And you and me don't exactly get along.
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[He says it with humor but his voice does have a more serious tone to it. Tenka's heart is open but it does have its limits.]
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My hands are clean, these days.
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If the guy committing murders on his way to topple the Japanese government by killing the emperor no longer commits murders or has a government to topple or an emperor to kill....]
So have you just been really bored?
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but in sum: BOOORING]
Well I haven't been having the time of my life.
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[Tenka just laughs at that though.]
Have you at least been finding food okay?
[are you ready to be kumou'd]
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I'm a murderer, not an idiot. [not a word] Are you serious?
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[listen, no one can ever say that Kumou Tenka isn't honest]
But yeah, I'm serious. If you aren't killing anyone, then you shouldn't die or be in pain either.
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there's another solid pause here though, because Kagami honestly doesn't comprehend this logic.]
That's it? It's not like I became a good person overnight. I'm not sorry for what I've done.
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But you can be a flawed person and still deserve some food.
[though he'd still prefer that the murdering be at a halt]
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I'm not your business, you know. You ought to stop.
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Making sure you don't pass out from starvation?
[this is like the lowest level of kumou-ing right now]
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Sure, you can call it that.
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