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Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-08-02 08:08 pm
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Who: Larry Butz ([personal profile] failures) and you!
When: IC 2/12 (during the effects event)
Where: Various locations
What: Larry's effects cause him to occasionally phase through things...and into some unfortunate situations.
Rating/Warning: None at the moment

[Because Larry's life sucks, all of these things will be happening during the same day! Picture each prompt in chronological order.]

A: Residential District, Apartments

[Larry's had a terrible night's sleep. Since yesterday, he's been unable to keep himself warm. Literally nothing has worked, not even turning up the heat in his apartment or going out to sit in a hot tub! Burying himself under piles of blankets didn't help either, naturally, but that's what he did in an attempt to sleep.

He still barely got any sleep, so he wakes up groggily and finding little motivation to actually crawl out from under the covers. Alas, he has work today. His lifestyle doesn't pay for itself, unfortunately. So he flops the covers off of him, shivering in the process, and goes to get up off his bed...

...and promptly phases right through the floor.

That said, residents in the apartment complex may witness a screaming guy in his pajamas fall right through their ceiling and further through the floor. Or, the screaming guy will hopefully land on something soft when his body decides to stop phasing through things.

You know, soft things such as your couch or bed.]


B: Entertainment District, Art Booth

[Okay, as traumatizing as his morning was, Larry still has a life to get back to. So he bundles up as much as humanly possible and heads off to work. Today, he's doing some of his caricature art in the entertainment district.

He doesn't have too much trouble painting portraits at first...but eventually, the effects catch up with him again. There'll be times where his hand fades out for a moment, causing his paintbrush to drop and splatter all over his painting on the way down, effectively ruining it and forcing him to start over.

At more unfortunate times, his hand-paintbrush and all-will phase through the canvas. Larry can't really compensate the force he put into that motion since he wasn't expecting that to happen, so paint might get flicked all over the person he's trying to paint a portrait of.]


Crap-- Ah jeez, I'm so sorry! I didn't miss the canvas on purpose, I swear!

[If you're up for getting some caricature art, feel free to have either of those possible phase incidents happen.]

C: Shopping District

[Today has been incredibly frustrating, so Larry's attempting to not let it get to him by engaging in a little retail therapy. Maybe he'll get a new blazer or something, even if it won't do anything to stop him from feeling so cold. Or maybe he should get some new art supplies, considering so many of them got wasted this afternoon...

Deeply lost in his own thoughts, Larry isn't paying too much attention to where he's walking or who he might accidentally bump into along the way.

Fortunately, he won't manage to bump into anyone.

Unfortunately, he'll just phase right through those people he would have bumped into.

Um. That might be a little startling for said people.]
babermetrics: (how much is $500 in dog years?!)

C

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-04 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[It's evening, and Leon's done catching up on sleep in the library for the day, to every library patron's very probable relief. Now that he's feeling a little more alive--at least physically, if not existentially, considering his own issues today--he's not exactly looking forward to the prospect of going home and sitting on his ass for another several hours before going to bed to lie down on his ass for another eight. Yeesh. There's only so much ass a guy can handle in a day.

His shopping trip the day before hadn't gone that well, and he knows better today than to look at clothes or accessories. In a way, even going to the shopping district at all is twisting the knife a bit. But some days you just feel like twisting. So Leon's not sure what he's looking for; maybe it's shopping, maybe it's company, or maybe it's just pretending everything's normal and he's not losing his mind. Whatever. He'll come across it eventually, whatever it is.

He's stepping back from a window display and back onto the sidewalk, not even a little bit looking where he's going--he's also lost in his own thoughts, after all--when he bumps right into Larry. Or rather, he doesn't. There's a whoosh, and the bizarre sensation of the entire world blacking for a second while his head is inside a dude's body, and then he's just standing there on the sidewalk trying to figure out if what just felt like happened is actually what happened.

If it did, it's exactly what he's been fearing would start happening. Shit shit shit shit shit. Shit. Shit! Shit shit shit.

Shit.]


D, did you just--?!
babermetrics: (reblog if AAAAAAAAA)

TWO SHIPS LITERALLY PASSING THROUGH ONE ANOTHER IN THE NIGHT

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-04 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Larry?!

[He'd been so panicked in the moment that he hadn't even taken in yet who it was. And now he's got a lot to take in at once: it's Larry; Larry can see him, and recognized him immediately; he seems to be acting like he expected that to happen, and like it's his own fault, not something wrong with Leon.

But that's a lot to take in in a couple of seconds. Especially for Leon, who's not the sharpest knife in the bathroom at the best of times, and even less so when he's panicked like this. So before he can process it all, he just blurts out a question with a really obvious answer instead:]


Can you see me?!
babermetrics: (my IQ is essentially zero)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't look messed up or anythin', right?! I ain't see-through?! Or . . . anything?

[He casts a sidelong glance at the window display he'd been looking at before all of this happened.

It's a swimsuit display, with mannequins in bikini tops, which is a pretty normal thing for Kuwata Leon to stop and look at. But there's more than that to see in the glass; there's his reflection there too, kind of. Just a quick look confirms that nothing's changed. It's almost completely smudged out, a colorful, semi-opaque smear blurred across the glass, nothing resembling a human reflection at all--it's more like street lights through a really dirty car windshield.

To Leon, anyway. To Larry, it would look entirely normal.

But Leon doesn't know that, and he tears his gaze away with a grimace, feeling his stomach tighten at the sight of himself. Or, more accurately, the lack of sight of himself.]


. . . You really did just walk right through me, didn't you?
babermetrics: (I was the fucking idiot bird.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's what I thought too!

[Well, not the dead part.

He knows he's dead.

But the rest of it--he's kind of relieved to hear he's not the only one with really messed up crap happening to him, and in fact, it sounds like he might even be a little better off than Larry, especially if he does look normal. This is freaky and he hates it, hates it, hates it, but at least no one else needs to know!]


I can't--I can't see myself! I mean I'm all messed-up lookin', in the mirror, or lookin' down, or whatever, it's like I'm startin' to blur out! I thought I was goin' outta my mind! Am I goin' outta my mind?!

[Except for how he just told someone, but he's been holding this in for two days now; it had to come out. It's all a stumbling rush of words out of his mouth that he's barely even thinking about, his face still pale and eyes still wide despite his relief.]

But we're not crazy! Right?!
babermetrics: (I'll kick my OWN ass)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Leon follows his gaze and watches the passersby; people seem to be bustling by like normal, not giving either of them a second look. That's also kind of reassuring. You'd think they'd stop and stare at two guys talking on the street who were both in the process of fading out of existence or whatever, so probably that's not what's going on . . . ]

There's no way we imagined it! What the hell, man . . . so this is just us gettin' screwed with all over again! I really am gonna go crazy if I don't get a friggin' break sometime!

[He flops against the window display, crossing his arms. Whatever! It's late enough that the shop's closed anyway, so he's unlikely to be harassed about loitering around these very, very nice bikini tops. If only he could appreciate them right now.]

You end up in the hospital thing too? What about those tours they did? I'm tellin' you, it never ends, they're always jerkin' us around!
babermetrics: (neon ball throw?!)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh man. He snorts; he can't help it, it's hilarious. And anything to laugh at in this situation is more than welcome. Thanks Larry, you're a pal, cheering a guy up with your misfortune.]

Heeeeh, I got hugged by Kirigiriiiii! Sure, she didn't let me touch her back or anythin', but I still got one! It was awesome! I guess I oughta be countin' my blessings I didn't end up with a dude! That's so friggin' awkward, ha ha!

[But there's laughing at a guy's hilarious past pain, and there's a guy's present, creepier pain. Leon notices the hunching up. That's weird; it's not that cold, is it? Does it ever get that cold here?]

Huh, you okay?

[And then, after a beat, because he can't resist:]

You need another five dudes to hug to warm yourself up or what?
babermetrics: (I can't get behind that.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-20 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa . . . you been to a doctor?

[But even as he says it, he has a sneaking suspicion it's not something that would be helped by that. It's not like he's considered going to a doctor for his crazy eye stuff, and you wouldn't go to a doctor for walking through people.]

I guess there's no way it ain't more CERES stuff, though. That'd be way too bad of luck if they were screwin' with us and then you got sick too on top o' that! It's gotta be related!

[He's clipped, voice rising some with his irritation. When are they going to get a break, huh? It's a hundred times worse knowing it's something with your "code" that you can't do anything about until CERES fixes it.]

They wouldn't kill you with cold for real, right? Or make it so you couldn't eat 'cuz your hand kept goin' through it . . . they can't do that!
babermetrics: (it's great. it's crack.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-27 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's exactly what I've been wonderin' about all this time! If we're supposed to be livin' it up here to help them out and they're on our side, why's it always like this, huh?

[He reaches out to attempt to wave a hand through Larry, to demonstrate his point. He's caught up in the moment, this same old rant he's had on his mind (and expressed to more than one person) since he got here, and doesn't really think about . . . how that is, as a gesture.

It's totally a normal illustrative guide, to try and stick your hand through your friend(?).]
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe an awkward smack would have been better. Leon shudders, after he actually does pass through Larry. That was a bad decision for everyone. I really did just go right through him!]

Shit, I-I wasn't thinkin', that was so creepy! I didn't even think about it! I can't believe I just . . . let's pretend it didn't happen?!

[He wipes his hand on his pant leg. A totally pointless gesture. It's not like it has Larry all over it or anything! But he does it automatically, looking a little shaken.]

Ugh, this's all their fault! At this point I don't give a crap what their reason is, they're gonna pay for it! There ain't a single thing they could say that wouldn't piss me off!
babermetrics: (I can't get behind that.)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-28 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Leon shrugs, huffily. Bleh. He doesn't take offense, for once, at Larry's upset; he'd feel the same way, and he's not like he's not upset too. And he'd probably deserve a punch in the face for that if Larry could do things like punch faces right now. (He might not admit to that if he actually got one, though.)

But no, the problem isn't either of them; it's CERES, and it's not like he hasn't had that on his mind too.]


That's why I thought it wasn't! I was like--if it ain't just me, wouldn't they say somethin'? Don't they do press releases? Anything! C'mon, you can't just act like it ain't happenin'! They're just scared to admit it's all their fault!
babermetrics: (stop trying to make science fun)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-08-31 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even wanna think about that!

[He digs his own hand up into his hair, which thankfully CERES is allowing him to do, even if he can't see himself in a mirror to fix it after. Shit, I shouldn't be doin' that, I'm gonna be walking around with bedhead . . .

It's a scary thought, though.]


I dunno if it's better if they're doing this just to screw with us or not. 'Cuz if they're not, what are they trying to do? This is what sucks about getting kidnapped by aliens! Maybe if I understood any of this future alien bullshit, I wouldn't lose sleep at night tryin' to figure this crap out!
babermetrics: (I'll kick my OWN ass)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's totally weird, right?

[In a way, it's easier to talk about. It sucks and it's scary, but it's something he has a little context for, even if that context is just the media. Something like CERES outside of that context . . . it's hard to even know how to discuss it.

He tips his head back against the glass of the window, looking up at the sky. It's just beginning to go dark. Automatically, he looks for the moon, and of course it's not there; this isn't Earth. It's the first time he's noticed, since he's usually not thinking about it. It's only on his mind now because of the conversation, and the sudden realization has him frowning up at the unfamiliarity.]


It ain't like it is in the movies, that's for sure. I guess I'm glad I haven't gotten, like, probed or anything weird like that, but how much better is this really?
babermetrics: (now animate it to be jerking off!)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-07 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, you're right . . . doin' this isn't helping anything! We're totally letting them get to us!

[As much as Leon hates the idea of coming to think this sort of thing is normal, or even being able to ignore it, it's even worse to think that these assholes might win by breaking their spirits. He pushes off of the window in a sudden fit of resolve, turning to Larry and jabbing a finger out at him. (Not through him, though, this time.)]

You're a hundred percent right! We gotta do something to get our minds off this!
babermetrics: (fucking idiot bird got owned)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you got it! You're on point! There's all kinds of stuff there to take our minds off this crap!

[He punches a fist out this time, like he's looking for a brofist, but--will that even work? Will he go through Larry again? He's not sure how often Larry's able to touch things right now . . . it's a sobering thought. In other words, exactly the kind of thought he doesn't want to have anymore.

What will Larry even be able to touch--no, forget about it, that's it! They'll find something, dammit!]


What kinda stuff d'you do in your spare time anyway?
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-15 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ssss, uh . . .

[This hasn't stopped being awkward yet. No, he's not about to turn seventeen, if everything Naegi and Kirigiri have told him about what went down at home is true--and he trusts them. He's probably nineteen, maybe even twenty, and that's . . . damn.

Messed up to think about.

Also, still not old enough to drink in Japan. But this isn't Japan, now, is it? He laughs it off, awkwardly.]


Whatever, I'm totally old enough, I went out with Hinata a few days ago! I don't even know if they've got laws about that stuff here!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-17 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, you can't hold your liquor, huh?

[He interprets that in the slangy, non-literal way first, and laughs; okay, so he's not good at it himself, being brand new to drinking and all. He'd never done it before coming here. He'd been too young and too carefully watched as a star athlete. But dammit, if there's a time to learn how to drink and take advantage of the lack of law here, this is it! When your friends can't even touch--

Ohhh, that's what he'd meant.]


--Oh. Uh, yeah . . . that'd suck.
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, man, I can't tell if that's impressive or not . . . on one hand, lawyers are supposed to be pretty uptight, right? But on the other hand, if I had a job like that, I bet I'd drink all the time!

[He laughs; maybe uptight isn't accurate, considering Athena, but there'd been the texts from Trucy's dad after their date, and that was like, the definition of uptight--

Hey, wait a sec. He blinks at Larry, pausing mid-stride just as he'd started heading down the street in the direction of the Entertainment District.]


You don't mean Mr. Wright or whatever, do you?
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you're kidding! You and him? He actually knows how to have fun?

[PREPOSTEROUS. He's. He's. He's such a dad! This is a weird generation gap moment in a big way.]

I went on a blind date with his daughter! Man, she was cute . . . but when he found out about it he texted me to harass me over it!
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[personal profile] babermetrics 2015-09-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, y'know, the blind dates last week! I dunno if you signed up, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Why not, right? I was pretty surprised I got hooked up with another lawyer . . . I guess she's not a lawyer, but one of your people you know from home? Lawyer groupies?

[I mean that kind of seems to be what's going on with that world, to be honest.]

Anyway, we had a good time. She's super cute! But then her dad got on my case about it. It was seriously like some kinda TV drama.