swordsitter: (& his hands so cold they shake)
kure "why this?!" haru ([personal profile] swordsitter) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-09-08 03:29 pm

( OPEN )

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout march
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses.. or will be, once the newbies arrive
What: march catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.




[ this is a busy, noisy household. sorry, neighbors. ]
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-19 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Green Ice Cream... That sounds intriguing, and Kashuu will pop over to the freezer to start rummaging around, clearly On The Hunt. GREEN ICE CREAM, LOCATED--]

Ooh, it's some sort of minty thing? They really like mint-flavored stuff here, don't they?

[It seems a popular flavor for both desserts and teeth-cleaning products! How strange.]
helmsplitter: (nomnom)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
If it isn't tea, then it's probably mint, yeah. Dunno why you'd want to eat what you put on your teeth, but humans are weird. They'll eat cows but not horses, and they get all mad now if you eat rabbits.

[Honestly, humans!!! He has no idea why they're like that and why they want to eat potentially toothpaste flavored food, but eh, whacha gonna do.]
adornmental: (in the heart of june)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-23 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
They do? [Kashuu wouldn't eat a rabbit if he had to prepare it himself because they're so dang cute, but he doesn't understand why people would get mad about it!! It's a perfectly good source of protein!]

Have you tried the mint kind yet? If not, you should grab a spoon.

[They can dive into minty ice cream wonderland together...]
helmsplitter: (what was that?)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-23 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dotanuki will eat anything, literally anything if someone cooks it. He has no idea why people don't eat it though because protein is protein!!]

Haven't yet. [He picks up a spoon and reaches for the ice cream.]

You think it's gonna taste like toothpaste though?
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dotanuki is the perfect opposite of a picky eater...]

It might. [But he's got his spoon ready anyway so clearly he's not that deterred?!] But some of the mint stuff tastes good, yeah? Usually it's that spearmint stuff that tastes funny.
helmsplitter: (nomnom)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[he's a hoover vacuum cleaner

Anyway, time to do this!!! If it's awful, he'll probably feed it to one of the swords with messed up taste buds. Or the kid who makes ice, who the ice cream is technically always kept for anyway. One of the two.

Dotanuki takes a spoonful, then passes it back to Kashuu.
]

I haven't really eaten a lot of it. Been sticking to things I can carry with me easily.

[Like beef jerky and trail mix. He eyes the green concoction on his spoon, then sticks it in his mouth.

...

WTF IS THIS. He isn't sure if it's good or a foul being from the black lagoon, and makes a face accordingly.
]
adornmental: (did senpai notice)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Spearmint's no good, but I'll find you some minty stuff to try that you can carry around.

[Because a sword shouldn't just exist off of beef jerky and trail mix okay, no matter how good they are...

BUT WHAT KIND OF REACTION IS THAT. Kashuu, who still hasn't eaten his spoonful yet, glances down at it warily.]


Is it, like... good? Toothpaste-y? [He should probably just try his own BUT HE'S CONCERNED. It takes him a couple of seconds to actually pop his spoon into his mouth, but when he does, he's pleasantly surprised! Compared to spearmint, this is definitely mint-mint and not bad at all.]

Oooh! That's pretty good, isn't it?
helmsplitter: (discussions)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that what "good" is? Because he can't really tell. It's sweet - sweeter than he'd though it would be. And it's...fresh? He has no idea what the hell he just stuck in his mouth. He pulls the ice cream off the spoon, finishing it off, then stares at the spoon like it just betrayed his family and he must seek revenge.]

I dunno. You like it? Tastes weird to me.
adornmental: (well duh)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Kashuu sure doesn't seem mad at it, if nothing else. He even goes in for another spoonful because it's so nice and refreshing and doesn't toe the border of dental care!]

It's nice. I mean yeah, it's kinda weird, but it's like - it kinda wakes you up, right? Between the cold and the flavor.
helmsplitter: (ugh shut up)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Rather just eat toothpaste.

[Because he tried that once, when he first awakened and it was gross, but not that bad. He stares at the package dubiously, then sticks his spoon back in his mouth.

Time to get something to take the mint flavor away!

He grabs the box of Rocky Road he usually hides in the back and pulls the top off, taking a spoonful of that to wash the mint away.
]
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[DONUT?? Kashuu gives him a look like ugh I forgot you were a weirdo... But he's distracted pretty quickly because that looks like a special hidden box back there!! What's going on with this ice cream! He leans forward a little, still holding onto the mint container.]

Which one's that?
helmsplitter: (nomnom)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't give him that look, you're the one eating Green Ice Cream. When Kashuu leans forward, Dotanuki unconsciously leans back. Personal space invasion is something he's still not used to.]

Rocky Road. It's got nuts in it.

...

[HE SHOULD BE NICE, SHOULDN'T HE. With a sigh, he takes another spoonful, then offers the container to Kashuu.]
adornmental: (hmm)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
[This version of Dotanuki is much preferred to the one who straps weights onto his arms suddenly... He'll set down his Green Ice Cream to take the Rocky Road container when it's offered, digging out a little scoop off toward the side of the tub. TIME FOR A TASTE--]

—That's pretty good, too! I think that one's the least sweet out of all of 'em. [Which isn't saying much since they're still all PACKED FULL OF SUGAR, but.]
helmsplitter: (bored now)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
[shhh that's the future, just let the future come as it will...]

S'why I eat it. The other ones you're all free to eat as you want. Whenever it runs low, I'll get more.

[Ice cream bars and pints and everything in between. Food is delicious, even if it isn't as good as strapping weights to Kashuu's noodle arms.]
adornmental: (NYAHAHA)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
[rip in pieces his arms in the future.]

Thanks for sharing. [Look, manners! He takes another spoonful before handing the tub back, since clearly this is Dotanuki's special ice cream and he should be allowed to enjoy all of it. Minus two spoons...]

You know, your taste in food's not bad at all! [Why did he say it like that.]
helmsplitter: (that's not what i meant)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
[rip his manliness

Once it's handed back, Dotanuki shuts the lid and sticks it back into the fridge. Too much and Haru said his brain would freeze or something. Maybe that wasn't exactly what he said, but it's close enough, right?? Right.

Also, thanks, Kas-- WAIT.
]

...What's that supposed to mean?
adornmental: (lazy shit)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Warn a sword about these things, wow!! If Kashuu's second death comes in the form of a frozen brain, he'll know who to haunt.]

It's surprising! Like, you're totally the type of sword people would look at and be like "I bet that guy just eats meat all the time and probably plain salt", right? But the stuff you like is pretty tasty.

[Is that a compliment? An insult?? A mystery™.]
helmsplitter: (not amused)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jesus, don't haunt him, go bother one of the shrine swords. Except Nikkari who might kill you by accident. Again. A twice dead ghost.

Also Kashuu, you are burying yourself further into "gonna have weights tied to all your extremities" territory.
]

What's so wrong about eating meat? You have to if you want to be strong.
adornmental: (glances poignantly away)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not the life Kashuu is about... NO THANKS.]

Nothing's wrong with meat. [He may not stuff his face with beef jerky constantly, but he does love meat...] But if it's the only thing you eat, that's just weird.
helmsplitter: (over the shoulder)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if you only eat one thing of anything, it's weird, isn't it? Like if someone only ate carrots.

Or cake.

[Plus you'd either turn orange or diabetic. Neither of which are good for you.]
adornmental: (cereal box crossword puzzles)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kashuu would eat all cake all the time if given the chance... HE'S READY TO EMBRACE HIS NEW LIFESTYLE.]

I wonder if there's anyone who actually does that? I'm kinda curious now... Like, humans wouldn't be able to since they'd die of malnutrition, but there are a lot of people here who aren't human, right?

[What's even happened to this conversation...]
helmsplitter: (what was that?)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...I guess? You could ask people about it if you get the chance. I mean, Zara's a rabbit and there's some other weird people here, so maybe you'll find someone who does?

[honestly, he has no idea, but now he's curious. What have you done, Kashuu?]
adornmental: (you're definitely a summer)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's opened the pandora's box of inane curiosity and now there's no escape.]

Ooh, you know Zara too? I like him, he's nice. [He picked out the deco donut charm that Kashuu has on his phone...] I'll ask around and tell you what I find!

[Apparently he's just counting Dotanuki as Being Involved In This Project...]
helmsplitter: (oh so that's why)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-10-25 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, ran into him when the lights went out.

[And will again in the fuuutuuuure.

Also wow, don't involve him in this project, he didn't ask for this even if he kind of did.
]

Dunno who I can ask, but if I hear anything, I'll...tell you?
adornmental: (august sun)

[personal profile] adornmental 2015-10-25 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[INESCAPABLE BUN. Also, it's too late... Kashuu's decided. They're partners now on this useless quest!!

And apparently he's had his fill of ice cream too, since he's moving to wash his spoon off in the sink before placing it in the dishwasher.]


Good, good. I've got stuff to do now but I'll get started later. Thanks for the ice cream!

[He's got to go tell his fellow fattydingdong friends about it now GOOD WORK DONUT.]

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