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[ OPEN ] AAAAND WHO IS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?
Who: Kotarou Katsura + you whether you want it or not.
When: ICly March 6th/March 7th, your choice. He'll be out and about on both days.
Where: Your home. He shows up at people's homes a lot, doesn't he? Another option is a tea house in the Pleasure District.
What: Zura is harassing encouraging people to support him for the charity event that he signed up for— which is the runway drag contest. Hope you don't mind the dude-lady at the door.
Rating/Warning: I don't know. Nothing as of yet. A Gintama is in this log and you know how gross they can be sometimes..
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When: ICly March 6th/March 7th, your choice. He'll be out and about on both days.
Where: Your home. He shows up at people's homes a lot, doesn't he? Another option is a tea house in the Pleasure District.
What: Zura is harassing encouraging people to support him for the charity event that he signed up for— which is the runway drag contest. Hope you don't mind the dude-lady at the door.
Rating/Warning: I don't know. Nothing as of yet. A Gintama is in this log and you know how gross they can be sometimes..
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[ It's an average day. You're minding your own business if you're staying at your apartment for the day. What maybe you don't expect is a knock on the door and have this beautiful man grace your with his presence. Yes, for those of you who missed the slumber party, here's Katsura again in his dress.. but this time for a cause. He looked good; he really did; like he had been doing this for years. Here's the spoiler: he has been— but maybe for a different reason than what you're thinking.
His body is posed on the door sill, a hand on his hip. He was pampered to the brim and smelled probably way too nice. Polished, manicured nails click against the door to possibly grab your attention; no, this wasn't the pizza delivery man you might have placed an order for at all. His voice; it seems to carry a flirtatious tone to it, but his expression is as serious as a heart attack. ]
Good afternoon.
Surely you know about the charity event this week? Aaah, if you don't, it's a real shame— it's for a very good cause. You see, there has to be payment for the renovation of our poor wrecked colony. Surely you can sponsor somebody in the contest, won't you?
If you know about it, well. I suppose I don't need to keep talking about it; you should know. One thing, however— If you're wondering who is going to win the runway contest, you're looking at the winner right here~ I can't do it without support, though, so I was wondering if you would.. sponsor me, perhaps? [ was that even true ... ? ]
[ He is stoic the entire time, but at the very end of his sentence.. there's a wink. It's totally a wink. Maybe it encourages you to sponsor him? Who knows. Let him inside? Talk to him? Get more details? Up to you, but don't think he's going to easily leave you alone until you give in. Seriously. If you try to shut the door, there is a sleekly shaved leg and high heel sticking its way in your house.
While he is at it, he might as well kill two birds with one stone. So he speaks again (even if you're shutting the door halfway on him) and he'll add with a tone that is more stern and doesn't carry any girlish play with it: ]
—H-Hold on one moment! If you also oppose this corporation and would like to be a warrior of CERES' destruction, you may also talk to me!!
[ ??? a sudden change in topic.. drastically. ]
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[ Other option would be that you see him out and about in his beautiful attire. This time, he's at one of the tea houses in the Pleasure District. He's looking over the menu, occasionally going 'aaaah' over and over. Each time he reads a tea to himself, it seems like he knows what he wants, but then he changes his mind and reads the next one.
If you happen to be nearby, he'll interrupt you: ]
Excuse me.
Which one is your favorite?
[ feel free to be a friend of his that is curious as to why he is dressed that way.. or mistake him for an actual lady if you want.
Anything else you wanna do involving this is free game too, hmu. ]
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At first, Sousei legitimately doesn't recognize Katsura. He squints at the unfamiliar woman (????) before everything suddenly clicks when Katsura speaks, and then he immediately shakes his head.]
No. We're not doing this.
[And he tries to shut the door.
DEJA VU...???]
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Sousei-dono! You care about the state of the environment, don't you? Don't you want to rebuild the colony? It costs money; I am doing this to benefit everyone!
[ and get some enjoyment out of it himself. He loves getting pampered. ]
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[Yes, he cares about the state of their living place and he does want to rebuild the colony but not like this.]
I have no interest in any of this!
[WEIRDO]
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[ what is this. He is posing again, sliding his palm down his stomach and placing it to his hip again.
There is no escape. You cannot escape. Give up. ]
—I can give you more than just a show.. if you would let me.. Sousei-dono.
[ this sounded like a proposition— is he a prostitute now?
especially because he is advancing to Sousei now. ]
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wtf
Sousei can't close to door because Katsura's shoving against it, but that doesn't mean he doesn't try, so it might be banging painfully against Katsura for a moment.]
What are you doing? That's enough! Leave right now!
[???!!!?? he needs an adult.]
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HE SQUEEZES AN ARM THROUGH THE DOOR AND
holds out a copy of ExciteBike. This one. ]
I—I would give you this treasured game as a token for your donation...! [ DESPERATELY, his voice jumps an octave: ]
I just really want to win...! SOUSEI-DONO, DON'T BE SO CRUEL!!
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Keep your game.
[What are you doing.]
If you really must have a donation, I will give you something if you leave me alone.
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Curiously, he peers at Sousei: ]
How much?
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5 credits.
[wow harsh]
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[ ..........
well, yes. this is katsura. at this point hiccup's not surprised, he's not confused, and he certainly isn't unable to parse what's happening. because this is katsura.
toothless comes trailing to the door shortly after hiccup opens it, curious. his reaction is not so muted--his ear fins press against his head, and there's a very low, surprised groan. probably the vocal, dragon equivalent of ?????? ]
You've sure got a lot of, uh... varied interests, don't you?
[ overthrowing evil organizations aaaaaaand. beauty pageants.
has he done this before? hiccup feels like he's done this before. mostly because katsura does everything. ]
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Ah, I have to, Hiccup-dono. It's the only way I can continue to be free. [ this makes more sense to Zura than anybody else. ]
Is there something wrong with looking so good?
[ It's not Katsura, though. MIND. BLOWN.
Katsura so very convincingly uses the back of his hand to flip some hair over is shoulder all the while casting Toothless a glance. With a little, fond smile, Zura asserts himself inside and past Hiccup to the dragon.
Instantly and not as cautious as in the past, he places his hand on Toothless' cheek. ]
Uwaaah, Toothless-dono~ I'm so glad you're safe~♡ Did you miss me? I was worried.
[ nevermind the fact he doesn't say this to Hiccup. Toothless gets a few light scritches under his chin. ]
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as for toothless, well. there's a kind of uncertain sound, another ??????, as katsura approaches. the light scratches do well in making him forget about that for the time being, as he does shut his eyes and seems to like the attention--
--before he opens them again, a low bellow of questioning, again, in his petter's direction. ]
Kats-- [ it's not katsura. ] Do I seriously have to-- Zurako? Zurako. [ ???? ] You look great, which is a little concerning, but I'm not really sure what being free has to do with any of it.
[ HE'S JUST BEING NICE.... ]
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I have to hide a lot from people back home— so I must be good at all sorts of things. Which I am.
[ no need to explain why he has to hide. Just ignore that part. ]
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he doesn't even know what's a joke and what's serious. yes, good old katsura.
uh. zurako. ]
And that's about the most humble thing I've ever heard you say. [ he's just kidding. ] You know, sometimes I dream about us having a normal conversation. Can you believe that?
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[ Instantly, his attention is distracted from Toothless and he looks at Hiccup. ]
Ah. You have dreams about me..?!
[ wrong thing to say. ]
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Huh. So that's what I have to say to get your attention off of Toothless.
[ -- hiccup. get your priorities straight. at least maybe this isn't a topic i should be on sinks in quickly enough, and he continues: ]
Okay. Why... why is that the thing you're focusing on? If I'm being honest it's not like I can say I haven't, probably--
[ because he doesn't remember any weirdo dreams he's probably maybe not had except shut up viking boy you're digging your own grave here. somewhere in the nexus code, astrid's sharpening her axe. ]
--No. Let's just... no.
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[ this is already weird and now it's getting weirder... ]
You and I soaring high in the air, oh, but not on Toothless-dono. I am on Elizabeth, and we are flying towards victory!
But first we have to stop by my apartment to make sure I have TIVO on.. because I cannot miss prime time commercials...
..and then we fly high again to defeat our enemies!
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but he's used to this, so he doesn't need to take any moment at all to respond, because at this point this is normal-- ]
Very nice... attention to detail.
[ okay. he can be nice. as he wonders why this is even a thing. now. ]
Please don't say you have daydreams about me while you're in my house wearing a dress.
[ ugh what if jack comes in or something how awkward would this be to explain ]
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It's far too late.
I already had a daydream you supported me and my endeavors.
[ sneaky.. ]
Why don't you make it come true?
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Good afternoon, Katsura-san. I haven't heard of any contests, what's it about? [Because this is clearly the most important question here!]
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She manages to listen attentively (staring at him all the while) until he winks. She pauses and the smiles brightly.]
All right.
[Maybe it was the wink or the dress or the nice smell. Or maybe she just finds this all really amusing and it's for a good cause, anyway.]
I will sponsor you. But may I ask what becoming a warrior of CERES' destruction has to do with that?
AND FINALLY GETTING TO THIS cause i went on hiatus
It has everything to do with CERES' destruction.
No problem! Welcome back!
So you wish to be sponsored in order to bring about CERES' destruction?