[ Oh great! Totally his area of expertise. He's about to give one of those typical rehearsed answers, but then he starts thinking about it a little deeper... as he talks. ]

How long? I, uh... w-well, doesn't that depend on... no. I mean... there's no right amount of time, right? I once heard about a couple getting married within three months, and I asked myself, "is that too soon?". I mean, what if you just think you're in love with that person? Or, man, what if you're just in love with the idea of romance? That would kinda suck...

But honestly? If, hypothetically, I've been with someone for three months, then it doesn't matter if it's "too soon" or not! 'Cause she's the kind of girl I've decided within three minutes of our relationship that it's the one I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

[ He sighs, realising he's getting caught up in his fantasies. ] Man, some people just have it all...

I'm sorry, what was the questi-- oh yeah, as soon as possible. [ He shouts out to the crowd. ] C'mon, why is this even a question?! Put a ring on it! Love!!