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[sagemodes]

Who: Naruto Uzumaki (sagemodes), Shirou Emiya (projections) and Mary Kozakura (immobileyes)
When: Somewhere during Early October (OOC: November)
Where: A dojo around the residential district, and all around the shopping district.
What: Physical sparring and espionage lessons!
Rating/Warning: Nothing that violent, also probably a loud ninja alert.


[A ; Locked to Mary]
[ This is... weird. Of all the things he had to do, he had to agree to teach a girl, probably around his age or younger... on how to sneak around. Yeah, that's definitely something he has to deal with right now. Normally such a thing comes naturally to him since he had actually trained for this kind of thing with the old man. (Rather, he had to do it in order to bail said old man out) But teaching someone that... is another story entirely. Which is why he's currently just disguising himself as the girl he's waiting for in order to give her a surprise.

He has no idea how she's going to react to it, but hey, a harmless prank is fine once in a while, right? ]

[B ; Locked to Shirou]
[ The moment Shirou enters the dojo, he's going to see... himself sitting cross legged on the ground, looking considerably less dignified than Shirou's usual posture. In fact, said person is just sleeping soundly, with nary a sound but his own breathing. Creepy look-a-like aside, there's no one else in the room, and this is definitely not a VR simulation. So the only way for the mirror to exist is if someone happens to don a disguise in order to fool the other. And with the non-existence of the person that called Shirou there, well... there's only one answer for this, isn't it...? ]

Comments

[immobileyes]

[ Mary... suspects nothing, of course. Granted, she's always cautious in a situation where she isn't entirely sure of her surroundings yet, but hey, all she knows is that she's going to get some helpful training, so why be suspicious?

... She also hasn't seen him(???) yet. ]

[sagemodes]

[ In that case, Mary will then have the pleasure of meeting herself(?), as another Mary(?) approaches her with a pleasant smile. To Naruto, who is used to disguising himself in other forms, applying the basic mannerism of a person of that age and gender is easy. Either ways, the other Mary is going to greet her with a cheerful: ] Good afternoon! [ ??? ]

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[immobileyes]

Eh--

[ for just a minute, as she stares into the face of her apparent twin, Mary simply looks surprised. ]

[immobileyes]

...

[ AND THEN SHE BACKS UP, PIVOTS, AND RUNS. ]

[sagemodes]

[ Well, he can't say that he didn't see that coming because she's too shy to even react to that normally. Either ways, he's going to chase after her, completely forgetting to dispel the henge in panic because UH OOPS yeah. ] A-ah, wait! It's me, Naruto! [ A+ damage control, Naruto. ]

[immobileyes]

[ that-- at least gets her to slow down, enough to glance over her shoulder. ]

W-why do you look like me?!

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[sagemodes]

[ For a second, there was a look of confusion on the other Mary's face, before s(?)he realized that she's still in disguise instead of actually being her normal self. ] Huh, oh, this? This is one of my disguise technique! [ BREATHE, you can explain this normally by just dispelling it. POOF! ]

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[sagemodes]

[ And then there's Naruto again, as he's dressed normally and not in Mary's clothes, because that'd make it more awkward aha...ha.. ]

See? It's one of the trick I use to draw someone's attention to a different place.

[immobileyes]

... I... [ wow. ] I don't think I could do that.

[sagemodes]

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to show it to you as a surprise, but that turned out well, huh?

[ In any case, she still has a lot to work on, and Naruto's starting to get an idea on how he's going to teach her. ]

[immobileyes]

I... it was really creepy, honestly.

[sagemodes]

Yeah, the creepy resemblance is basically the strong point of those kinds of Jutsu. But don't worry, I'm not going to teach you that. I'm just going to teach you on how to not be unnoticed!

[ because that's what he promised on after all... ]

[immobileyes]

... Thank you. I don't want to do something that weird.

[sagemodes]

[ With a nod, he's going to just relax as the mood has been diffused by his explaining. ]

Right, so ya wanted to be able to not be noticed by anyone, right?

[projections]

Is that supposed to be me?

[It looks awkward........Shirou's kind of judging it for himself because this is odd.]

....It doesn't bother me that much, but someone put effort into this.

[He doesn't think it's that big of a deal and he's totally chilling out right by it not really knowing what's happening.]

[sagemodes]

[ There... doesn't seem to be any reaction to Shirou's pondering. If anything, Shirou can probably hear his double lightly snoring for some reason... ]

[projections]

[What the hell...that's weird.

Shirou's just backing away from it AS FAR AS HE CAN. Cut that shit out mfw.

This is too much for a prank. He's legitimately getting creeped out.]

[sagemodes]

[ The other 'Shirou' is going to just slowly open one of his eyes and... Smirked. ] Heh, freaked you out, didn't I?

[projections]

Not at all. I just thought it was a little strange that someone would go through so much trouble to pull of a prank like this.

Isn't it a little too elaborate? For a second there I assumed a five year old came here and figured it might be funny to do.

No, in the first place that's an insult to five year old's. This is just stupid.

[More facepalming.]

[sagemodes]

Oi, I'm right here, you know. [ Either ways, he's going to just get up and sigh, dusting himself off. ] I'm just takin' this form because I'm sparrin' with you, figured if you're going to learn somethin' from me, it'd be better seein' your own body do it. [ nah he's joking he just wants to freak Shirou out. ]

[projections]

That's a neat trick. Is that some sort of ninja technique? I've never seen it before. [Of course you haven't, Shirou. Ninja bullshit doesn't exist in the nasuverse. Instead of getting freaked out he's just impressed. Don't worry he'll freak out soon enough.]

[sagemodes]

Yeah, it's a basic technique you had to learn before you could actually graduate from basic training. [ well he passed that one, but as for his clones that's another story for another time. ]

[projections]

That's what you call basic training. It looks advanced to me, who knows nothing of ninja ways.

So what can the elite ninjas do then? [Enlighten him.]

[sagemodes]

...Well, there's all these other Jutsus, but the only one I can do consistenly is this. [ He didn't call another clone, while it's harder without their assistance, he could still form Rasengan all by his own now, it just takes a bit longer. So Shirou would feel that wind is gathering on Naruto's hands as a blue sphere forms above it. ] Rasengan is what it's called, and I'm pretty sure you know why it's named that. [ Besides his dad having a bad naming sense for techniques. ]

[projections]

You're good at something it's better than nothing, right? [Don't look at him. He only knows strengthening and projection smh.]

Rasengan? Ninja techniques sound stranger by the second. It's not like I'll be able to comprehend this easily even if you tell me.

Well, I'll leave the matter alone for now. Why don't we focus on practice?