[Horikawa does, honestly. Honoured, and moderately tired because this is not how he thought he would be spending his morning visit. The food he made is probably getting cold as they speak :(

Anyway, it's good if Hijikata wants to get it over with. That makes two of them, so one set of rinsing, lathering, repeating, with the shampoo and conditioner is completed pretty easily while he listens to the jobs listed off. One of them, however, causes his attention to snap up from the default amiable humouring he's used to giving off in times like this.]

Ah ー lingerie attendant? [There's a little bit of recognition flashing in Horikawa's voice even as he starts to pour what he deems an adequate amount of shampoo into Hijikata's hair. He knows that word? He just thought that word moments ago? He can't help but sound a little excited now, actually.] I'm a lingerie review columnist! I guess we have similar jobs then huh, Hijikata-san. Maybe I can help you get more business like this!