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leonardo "ginsu master" hamato ([personal profile] cutsnoslack) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-09-08 01:29 am

the smartest log ever

Who: Leonardo ([personal profile] cutsnoslack), Shinpachi ([personal profile] nostatus), and Sano ([personal profile] ohspearme)
When: right now
Where: Shinsengumi bachelor pad
What: Shinpachi is coming from a CRAU where he spent a lot of time punching hostile reptiles. Leonardo is here to deliver a pizza. There is no way this could possibly end badly.
Rating/Warning: PG-13? It shouldn't get worse than punching.




[The pizza delivery job might not have been one Leo would have thought to take on its own, but he's recognized from the start that it has its uses.

He's gotten to know his way around the city inside and out quickly enough, constantly being on the move. He's already getting a feel for the more dangerous places, the more useful places so far as information seeking goes, the places that will and won't be easily snuck into if he ever wants to find his way back there without an obvious cover story -

And hey, being able to grab a free pizza for dinner at the end of his shift is never a bad thing, either.

The address on his last delivery of the night doesn't ring any alarm bells in his head when he sets out. Residential, not too upscale. Not one he recognizes as a regular, so possibly worth remembering if anything seems suspicious about whoever lives there, but from the part of the district it's in, he's not really expecting anything horrible.

(If only he knew.)

So his hands are nowhere near his weapons when the door opens, because this isn't the kind of neighborhood where people assault the guy who just brought them dinner, and he goes right into business -]


Hi, here with your order for a "none pizza with left beef," that'll be eight fifty-s--

[THINK FAST, LEO.]

[personal profile] ohspearme 2014-09-22 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Where the hell is he even supposed to start with this? He should be the adult here and try to play mediator, but then Sano is usually biased toward Shinpachi and on his side most of the time anyway, so this is going to skew things, but.

No, seriously, where is he supposed to start?

Talking turtle, maybe. Talking turtle that is obviously intelligent and...seemingly non-hostile. At least right now. Well.

Just to make sure Shinpachi doesn't do anything stupid - he knows all about the impulsive nature of the other man, okay - he wraps his arm around his neck and holds him still before turning back toward Leo.]


...So, why are you here?

[There has to be a reason. Sure, the Shinsengumi has made enemies over the years, but Sano didn't think that included turtles. However smart some varieties may apparently be.]
nostatus: (culture baron train wreck)

[personal profile] nostatus 2014-09-22 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, why is he being treated like the bad guy here?! It's not like he just decked someone who wasn't doing anything wrong in the face or anything, okay... o.. h... wait..

Not that Shinpachi himself is arriving at this conclusion just yet, he's still too weirded out by the giant turtle - and then a moment later he's too busy being indignant at the fact that Sano's headlocking him here as if he's a five year old who needs supervision. Even if that's pretty accurate right now.

So he doesn't go to great efforts to escape the grip or anything (also since he doesn't feel like maybe accidentally snapping his own neck over this, thanks) but he's also totally going to ignore the other two's conversation for a moment to whine. And at least squirm a little against the hold. ]


Sano...! [ The name's drawn out a little in a whiny sort of way.. ] What do you think you're doing..?! I was just keeping everyone safe!

[ From the big talking turtle guy. Yeah. ]

[personal profile] ohspearme 2014-09-25 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[For fuck's sake, Shinpachi stop squirming!

Yeah, he sure is tightening his hold on you, bruh, sorry not sorry.]


Safe from a turtle man who delivers pizza! The levels to which you take your idiocy actually astound me.

[Except. Wait. Something the turtle man said doesn't make sense to his nineteenth century brain. So he looks back to him and - ]

Hold on, what's a, uh...a, uh...a pizza? Thing.
nostatus: (but it helps to)

[personal profile] nostatus 2014-09-28 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At least he squirms a little less at that tightening.. if not just for the fact that he can practically feel it turning into a stranglehold in their current positions when he starts moving too much. Not that he looks too happy about the situation even so, especially not when Sano calls it idiocy.. easy for the guy who didn't fight crocodiles and snakes to say that, geez. ]

It's food. [ Grumbled answer.. not like Shinpachi knows what pizza really is, but it sounded interesting enough to try and order.. ]

[personal profile] ohspearme 2014-09-29 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so, it's pretty obvious what's just happened here, all reptilian traits notwithstanding. Releasing Shinpachi from his stranglehold, Sano crosses his arms over his chest.]

The point is, this is just a big misunderstanding. A big, stupid misunderstanding.

[Here he glances back at Shinpachi, not-so-subtly expressing his opinion of the whole situation, then focuses on Leo again.]

I don't know what his problem is, but at the very least, he can give you an apology. I also understand if you don't think that's adequate for your trouble.
nostatus: (i'm probably going to need this a lot)

[personal profile] nostatus 2014-09-30 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He may have been offended by Leo questioning his taste in food if Sano didn't speak up.. that's two things at once too many to get offended over, and despite being released (he has to rub his neck a little for a moment) his jaw is practically hanging on the floor at the word "apology". ]

I'm not gonna apologize..?! [ He sounds pretty incredulous at the very idea of it, let alone actually.. doing it.. ] I was just doing what I thought is right! In case all of this was about to end a lot worse!

[ There is it.. the stubborn part of Shinpachi that clings to his own ideals and way of thinking as either an adult or a child depending on the severity of the situation. ]

That guy's gotta understand that too, right?!

[ "That guy" being Leo.. because okay, fine, he'll acknowledge it's a.. turtle.. person.. talking turtle. Whatever. But without a name that's the best you're gonna get, bro. ]

[personal profile] ohspearme 2014-10-04 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Now would be one of those excellent times for Shinpachi to shut the fuck up.

So naturally he does the opposite.

Listening to him "explain" his reasoning, Sano has to take a moment and close his eyes. And take a breath. And take another breath. And keep from punching Shinpachi right in the face. Another breath is probably wise, too.]


Shinpachi. That's all well and good, but as you can see, if you'd actually look past your own pride right now, the threat is not actually a threat. I can guarantee, if you were in his position and misunderstood, you'd be pissed off, too.

[Now he really can't hold it in much longer and Sano pops his knuckles.]

Now man up and apologize.
nostatus: (culture baron train wreck)

[personal profile] nostatus 2014-10-05 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, Leo, and here he thought you were about to help him out.. but then again, he could be saying worse stuff, so he can take this much. At the moment the bigger threat is Sano's knuckle-popping anyway since Shinpachi has seen it often enough to know what it means (Heisuke sailing across the room, often) but thankfully that also means it doesn't intimidate him a whole lot.

Even if he doesn't particularly feel like waking up with a headache tomorrow, but whatever. ]


He just said he understands! [ Yeah, even if that's.. not.. the whole story, but still.. ] We established he's not something dangerous now, so it's not like I'm gonna punch him again.

[ But he's still not going to apologize exactly, judging from the way he half-pouts, half-wrinkles his nose as he glances from Sano to Leo. ]

.. 'sides, the food's ruined anyway. [ Isn't that enough of a punishment for him.. :c ]