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[swordsitter]

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout april
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses..
What: april catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.

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[ sword mafia at home. ]

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UGH WHY IS HORI A MURDERER ugh kyoyas yacht.. it was amess

[yasusada]

It does make cleaning clothes a little more fun, I wonder who we can set in there if not our Saniwa? [ But where is Imanotsurugi when they need him? For now, he's learning what they should do for stuff like this. It makes him happy as he decides to take a step out the way as the bubbles foam right by his feet and just wash away on the floor. The suds that are now outside of the door is getting everywhere and even rolling down the hall.

Ugh, its the Bubble Boogeyman. ]

Well, there's these things but they smell really good. [ Grabbing a small box of cleaning sheets that smell good, there's a machine that looks like the washing one that they're messing with to throw inside. What does Yamato do? Throws the whole box in there. Ugh. ]

Is there anything you wanted to put in?

UGH A LOT OF NPC LIVES WERE LOST THAT DAY everything was a mess

[gravesite]

Maybe a tantou. But if we can't Imanotsurugi or Sayo, then... do you think that this machine can wash out sins? Taroutachi doesn't have enough time to purify all of us. [ he'll take the sin list to be the dojo list — and again, if they can't get sayo, it's yamato's time to go for a spin? but ugh, tsuru doesn't want to put yamato in the washing machine punishment sphere juuuust yet.

there goes the bubble boogeyman, out the door, and the more that they let this washing machine run with an open lid, the more bubble boogeymans are making it out the door? it's a bubble KBC! the bubble KBC are rushing out the door! and yamato and tsuru don't notice at all!!

just chuck the entire box in there, perfect. as for his own suggestion... he looks around thoughtfully, and of course, he grabs the most familiar bottle that he sees. the whole bottle of bleach, it goes in. (whatever these clothes' color were when they started, they're white now!) it gives off a strong smell, and with a cough, he moves to immediately open the window of the laundry room, letting the ammonia smell out. ]

That's the smell of everything working together. [ a lie! ] But, I think it could be stronger — there's lots of strong foods in the kitchen.

IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE NPCS IN THIS HOME the robos

[yasusada]

Ours sins? I think that Kiyomitsu would be the best to go in there. [ Wash away his Do-M and he wears those Do-S boots? How dare he? How. Dare. He? Ugh, it makes Yamato tired. So Yamato doesn't have a need to go inside just yet but when he notices that the other has knocked some sort of strong substance into the machine, he has to take a step back and try to catch his breath. It's not a good smelling smell like when someone takes a sharpie pen and tries to smell that to get high off of. ]

That was a good choice, that should be able to make the clothes smell extra clean. [ Ugh the bubble KBC, it'll find itself into Haru's room soon. Probably hide under his bed and wait to strike? Ugh, the new monster that the swords will have to fight sooner or later. So as Yamato takes a step back, stepping on a few bubbles and trying not to knock into anything that he could trip over. He tilts his head about something in the kitchen, what could they use? ]

Dish detergent is there and I saw a box of Argo on top of the refrigerator, do you think we can use that?

CAN WE WASH EVERYONE'S robo pets can we wash robofox and cause the foxes stress

[gravesite]

Kiyomitsu...? If you can capture him, we can try to stuff him inside. [ he speaks so thoughtfully! there's no joking in his words, he's sounding 100% serious about this. maybe if he's scrubbed hard enough in the washer, all of his do-m and do-s will be washed out? and if it works, they can start putting more people in the washer!! what a great plan!

BUT UGH NO HE CAN'T HAVE BUBBLE KBC IN HARU'S ROOM his own room is next to haru's? and then yamato's room is two rooms over? maybe the bubble kbc will go out the window and go to swordhaus structure #2? please save swordhaus structure #1. tsuru will nod vigorously at the suggestion of dish detergent — if they can use it on dishes, then why not clothes?

so he'll shove some tall bubble minions aside on his way to the door, before looking back at yamato. ]

Here, come with me to the kitchen — that way, we can bring back twice as many things.