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Who:

popsometags, their cr, their cr's cr...
When: Early April
Where: Source Below: Cerealia's most surreal karaoke bar
What: How do you come to terms with death and disappearance? Get hammered and sing about it, obviously.
Rating/Warning: alcohol, hot tubs, death mentions, and j-pop

Ket Whiss is gone for good, and Minato has returned from his PLAYER ONE GAME OVER moment, courtesy of a hungry monster. And there's the residual trauma of everyone's jungle/elemental adventures.

So, well. Why not have a party?

Source Below is Cerealia's most popular — and most surreal — karaoke bar. It features a costume closet, with hundreds of outfits to try on, for that full idol experience. There are themed rooms: one with overflowing candy, another built to resemble the interior of a spaceship, one full of robotic cats who yowl in time with the music, to a pitch-black room filled with pairs of enormous, glowing, slowly-blinking eyes....

But Team Catastrophe's party isn't in any of these, because none of these losers made a reservation. Instead, they got stuck with the only one left, covered in white tile, with a hot tub in the center.

This is a bad idea on so many levels, but it's not as if that's ever stopped anybody.

(ooc: open to any extended cr, feel free to handwave how you heard about it. the more the merrier!)

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Aren't we all perverts? The difference is those who can control those impulses to decent levels and those who can't.

[He wasn't against peeping on hot girls in the hospital room, checking out hot midriffs and what not... It's not a crime if you're caught!]

I'm not a pervert. [She's the one who catches perverts. And then mocks them because that's just how she rolls.]

So are you one of the perverts that can control their impulses or one of those that can't?

I'd like to say that I'm a perfectly well-adjusted healthy individual!

[Okay, Hiro... Keep telling yourself that! Wouldn't be so sure about well-adjusted, though... Marathoning through two near apocalypses can wear down a guy.]

And I assume that you're in the closet about it, right? Like you've never look at a guy's abs and thought "Man, he's hot! I could cut cheese off of that!"

A perfectly well-adjusted healthy individual, huh? That sounds exactly like something a pervert would say.

[She's heard that excuse before from all the other guys in her life back home, okay.

Also:]

That's not perverted. It's perfectly normal.

You're just saying that for your own convenience! Even girls can be perverts!

[He was sure Otome might have had thoughts like that even if she was a nurse and who else... Well, Fumi did straddle his lap that one time. Even if her reasons weren't perverted. Boy, he really needed to find more evidence for this.]

We're too cute to be perverts.

[Because that's totally how it works.]

Oi.. Isn't that really sexist? I'm not a social justice warrior, but I think it definitely is!

[HE WILL GO BLOG ABOUT THIS ON CEREBLR!! ... If he had one.]

Eh...is it? If you're not do you think you're really qualified to talk about that?