[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[undaunts]

Heheh, Zwei wins again! [Ruby's just punching the air here.

Owe you what now, Nice--]

[flaredo]

You weren't picking on our dog, right?

[ Just to calm Ruby down. ]

[undaunts]

[And, a whisper to Yang:]

It was totally ghost-whamming powers. Trust me. It was cool.

[Ahem RIGHT.]

I did help! I cut up the...forklift... That sounds a lot less impressive said like that...

[undaunts]

What kind of bird are you, then?

[Ruby's...trying!! But she is far from a bird expert, really.

And it's pretty safe, Zwei just wants to play. He's bouncing in place right now, but that might change soon...]

[flaredo]

I'm sure it's fine!

[ Ugh, though. ] What if we spring for a pizza, though?

[undaunts]

Well you seeeee, there was the sewing bot with the scissors, and then the Cerealia Motorcycle gang, and before you knew it, here we were!

[That explained nothing.]

[flaredo]

... Excuse you.

[flaredo]

That's still pretty useful! [ Beaming, yes. ] Looks like you guys made a good team.

[flaredo]

You forgot the part where you got lime juice in your eye.

[ Also explaining nothing. ]

[undaunts]

I'm always up for a challenge.

[Ruby being Ruby, as per usual.]

And so's Zwei! Sooo... let's do it, Hiro!

[undaunts]

[WHA....WHAT!!! WHAT!!!]

Did you hear that, Yang? He said I'm even cooler!

[Kagari is now her favorite person.]

[flaredo]

What she said. We'll do things as a family!

[ The weirdest family ever. ]

[undaunts]

Yep! We're Huntresses, so we go and fight giant monsters.

[You know, as you do. She giggles at that, though.]

Zwei does that too! Dogs are pretty sneaky, huh?

[flaredo]

[ DRAMATICALLY FALLS TO HER KNEES. ]

It can't be...

[undaunts]

[Head pats Ruby will gladly give, because honestly--]

Yuri, your dog is so coooool.

[LOOK AT HIM!!]

He's accessorizing!

[flaredo]

Zwei should have more trouble getting away with it, since he actually has to jump... it's too bad your dog's not here, though.

[undaunts]

[AGHHHH]

Yang, ack--! Yang, wait!

[she sees Jaune sneaking away, and so dramatically:]

Jaune, save yourseeeelf!

[May have ruined it for him there, Ruby.]

[flaredo]

... Careful, Yuri. She's going to wind up liking your dog more than she likes you.

[undaunts]

They're like... blended fruits and ice cream and stuff! It's super sweet and delicious. [Ruby, you're thinking of shakes.]

I think there's a good smoothie place over this way!

[undaunts]

... Dipper, that's just really sad when you put it that way.

[flaredo]

Hold it--!

[ IS SHE GUNNING FOR JAUNE, DRAGGING RUBY WITH HER...

Yes. ]

[undaunts]

... Yeah, maybe.

[Ruby's just shrugging.]

Maybe it's an "our world" thing? I think Jaune attracts Shenanigans too. Nora is a shenanigan...

[flaredo]

... She's mostly right. But still good!

[zombiedude]

He belongs to both of you?

[flaredo]

Yeah! We're great company!

[ And so modest. ]