[open] when two tsunderes collide

[unswerved]

Who: Misaki Yata unswerved, Saruhiko Fushimi swordplays, and you!
When: 1 May (IC)
Where: The grocery, game center, ViViD, and around the residential district!
What: Two guys who recently got canon updated are back and are here to make noise!
Rating/Warning: Warning for Yata's language, and Fishy's tsundere attitude.

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A: TWO BEST FRIENDS GO SHOPPING.
[ tag order will be you > fushimi > yata! ]

[ you're probably out doing your groceries and minding your own business. nothing wrong with that! in fact, that is what everybody is doing! you go buy your fruits on your own, it's not like anybody will judge you even if you put a durian in your shopping cart.

you at least think it's peaceful with how the loudest noise you can hear is the establishment's pop music, but that thought is quickly subverted— ]

There's nothing wrong with pineapples, you stupid monkey! [ says a guy in a beanie and a baggy shirt and shorts. it's like he came from the 90's. he waves a pineapple around his taller friend's face, forcing it on him and then tossing it at the cart.

though his aim's pretty shitty when he's angry… watch out! pineapple coming your way, or it probably ends up landing in your cart?! ]


B: DUNCE DUNCE REVOLUTION.
[ the game center has always been bustling with people—mostly delinquents who skip school and use their monthly allowance on video games. that's what you get for giving free money to kids, ceres! but the employees at the game center don't mind! more business for them. and ever since misaki yata's arrival, he's become a regular customer for stopping by every day and playing a game or two.

and he's mostly known for hogging the dance dance revolution machine all to himself for about an hour or so. and for a few days, the game center's regular hadn't shown up, but he's back now with a vengeance! in fact, the news of him being back spread and now there are a ton of spectators inside the game center and outside. yata's just really good in video games, and rhythm games are even his forte! he's dancing so well and owning every song - anyone would be in awe of him.

after breaking a sweat from one of the more difficult songs, he looks back at his audience and asks: ]

Anyone wanna challenge me? I promise to go easy on you!

[ and to make things even more exciting— ]

If you win, I'll buy you anything you want!

[ YATA, NO. ]


C: TWO BEST FRIENDS PLAY.
[ tag order will be you > fushimi > yata! ]

[ yata's scrolling through the list of missions a particular game has to offer outside of the vivid rooms with fushimi right next to him. they haven't done anything together in such a long time, this feeling is so nostalgic! and it's because of that that yata wants to start teaming up with fushimi right away!! and while it's only been recently that they've acted friendly towards each other, yata knows that the two of them make a great team. so what other mission would they aim for but the most difficult one?

except— ]

Huh, Saru. This one needs at least three people.

[ are those footsteps he hears???? he immediately looks back. ]

Hey, you. Wanna play ViViD with us?

[ yata is totally staring you down. you better come! or if you're a girl, he'll hide behind fushimi before he even manages to say anything. YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS, SARUHIKO.

warning: this prompt may contain vivid glitching that would end up with characters playing dumb games. prepare yourself. ]


D: YATA SCREAMS.
[ being gone for a few days meant not being paid for a few days! and while yata has close to 500 credits on him, he still wants to make as much as he can. which is why he asked the owner of the ice cream shop that he works for if he can do double shifts these next coming days. so it might be daytime, the afternoon, or nighttime, but yata's on his ice cream scooter, passing through every street of the residential district and making a lot of noise. ]

Hey punk! Buy my ice cream, before I shove it in your mouth!

[ though if the person he's about to pass is a girl, he tries to speed up, but it ends in him losing balance and falling off the scooter. oops. ]


E: WILDCARD.
[ got any other ideas? hit me! yata's work includes him working for an ice cream shop, but he's also a frequent vivid player, as well as a delivery boy. you might see him every now and then on his skateboard, doing tricks, too! ]

Comments

[theshiningone]

C'mon guys! Where's the team spirit? It's a commonly known fact that team names enable a sense of unity and camaraderie for the group.

[He's looking more amused then legit heartbroken over their reactions. So Hiro being Hiro will continue to do this own thing.

There's a dramatic pause before he clears his throat.]

Alright then! I declare us as "Team Satisfaction"! [...] Because we are here to satisfy our boredom through mundane gaming activities!

[swordplays]

[Hiro being Hiro is the core of the problem, but seeing as how logic and arguments roll right off of him, it's like trying to reason with a bag of cats.

It's the dramatic pause that lets Fushimi know that something incredibly stupid is about to be said, and sure enough, Hiro delivers like a champ. Not only does he click his tongue, he pushes his glasses up as well. That's how ridiculous the team name is.]

That's not even a bad pun. It's just bad.

[unswerved]

[ yata's eye begins to twitch as he lets out a couple of half-hearted "ha ha"s. the twitching is mostly caused by annoyance, though. don't get your hopes up that yata will support you in your weird kinks, hiro.

also, someone tell him what mundane means???? ]

If we have to have a team name-- [ prepare yourselves. ] we have to be called team HOMRA!

[ represent!!! ]

[theshiningone]

[And deciding to mimic Fushimi, Hiro will click his tongue and push his glasses up-

Wait a second. He's not even wearing glasses. But for the sake of comedy, he's pretending that he has a set of air glasses on. All with a cold stare directed at Yata and a hilariously bad Batman-esque voice.]

That's not even a bad name. It's just bad.

[swordplays]

[Hiro what even are you. He's actually unsure where he should be directing his "Are you kidding me??" look; at Yata for actually suggesting that name, or at Hiro for his COMPLETELY INACCURATE imitation.

All things being equal, he opts to huff out an aggravated sigh and glare at the ViViD machine instead.]

We don't even need a name, this is stupid.

[unswerved]

Why you...

[ hiro. yata doesn't know you, but he's punching you in the gut. it's not a hard punch or anything, thankfully! but. yes. enjoy that. ]

And fine! [ he gives fushimi a look, indicating how irritated he is, now. ] You guys ready?!

[theshiningone]

[HIS SEXY GUT. Well, Hiro will be taking that like a champ. Thankfully, it wasn't a hard punch or Hiro would be punching him back... Well, he might be cooking up some petty revenge later.]

Ooof! [He'll let out a huff.] Yeah, yeah! Let's start the game!

[swordplays]

[He's really already regretting agreeing to come out with Yata today and even try this, but backing out now would look like losing, so... might as well suffer through the rest of their stupidity.]

I just want go get through this.

[unswerved]

[ FINALLY.

yata checks the board again for the list of missions. today's five-star missions is:
> beat robo-z and pander ]

Here we go! Get your shit ready!

[ aaand when the game begins, the three of them will find themselves above the ocean, and in a helicopter. they can't even see this robo-z or pander anywhere!! but there is a giant robot a hundred times their size next to the helicopter, so... that's probably him, right?

there's even a bunch of cheering and clapping, but where is it coming from?! ]

[theshiningone]

Wow! This is awesome! Too awesome!

[A helicopter?! A giant robot?! A crowd?! Don't mind Hiro has he takes advantage of this moment to whore himself and themselves by extension. He'll be waving out into the distance despite the fact that he cannot see the audience.]

Hi, everyone! Ladies and gents! Cats and dogs! Humans, non humans and everything else in-between! I'm Hiro Kageyama with my two cohorts - Knife Wizard and Beanie Weenie! And together, we're the enigmatic Team Satisfaction! Hold onto your hats 'cuz we're gonna put on an awesome show just for you!

[swordplays]

[It's not easy to pretend like you're not hanging out with completely ridiculous people, especially when you all show up at once, but Fushimi is doing his very best.]

Can you not.

[unswerved]

[ yata may have picked a mission about killing bosses, but he sure didn't expect something like this. how is he supposed to beat robo-z? why are they in a helicopter? AND WHY IS HIRO BEING SUCH A TOOL??? ]

Shut your mouth! No one's watching this shit!

[ and then the music starts to play. they can't help but tap their feet to the beat. and about eight counts later, some arrows and symbols appear in front of them. should they just follow those? well, whatever!

yata's swaying to the beat and clapping his hands. your move, fellow idiots. ]

[theshiningone]

[He'll be following Yata's lead in response. It looked like this was a dancing and rhythm game? Well, Hiro had no problems with playing those! So he'll be cheerfully swaying his body and clapping along.]

One a two! A one a two! [And he'll be slapping Fushimi on the ass.] C'mon, Knife Wizard! Ándale! Ándale!

[swordplays]

[Hiro must be really determined to lose one of his hands. The contact is so unexpected that he nearly jumps, but it's still not enough to get him to want to play along. He scowls instead, stuffing his hands into his pockets rather than going along with this.]

Do you want to try playing this with one hand, is that it? I didn't agree to something this embarrassing.

[unswerved]

I don't know what this is about either, but you may as well play along, Saruhiko.

[ is he busting out some moves now?? yes, yes he is actually breakdancing. he never even knew he could dance like this; maybe it's the style the game gave him. ]

We can't beat the boss if you're just gonna stand there, too.

[theshiningone]

Yeah, Saru-chan! We're a team! Which means we gotta work for the same objective!

[Man, Hinako would've loved this game. Well, in her honor... Hiro was going to start breakdancing along. He'd have to remember this stage whenever he steps into ViViD again.]

Also I'm totally breakin' better moves than Beanie Weenie here. Let Breakdancing Kageyama show you how things are done!

[swordplays]

[Saru-chan. Saru-chan. Can Hiro dance with a few inches of knife sticking out of his kneecap? He's sorely tempted to find out.

He also doesn't care who can dance better (though it's obviously Yata), so there's no reason to argue that point. The fact is that he would rather rub a cheese grater on his face than play along, but cooperating is probably what's going to get them out of here the fastest.

So, it's with great reluctance and in no small part to ViViD for helping out that even he finds himself playing along with these idiots.]

I'm never playing again, I mean it.

[unswerved]

[ yata is obviously better than these two in every way. #yolo

a few bars before the chorus, yata notices two bullets on top of hiro and fushimi's head. attacks? then he looks up and sees them on top of his, too. how can they attack if the robot is right next to them, though? and they can't even move that much or else they'll fall into the water.

this makes no sense. ]

I think you can attack! Somebody try it!

[ just as he says that, the helicopter moves closer to robo-z and they can see the giant robot clearly, now. well, a part of it, anyway. it's seriously really big. ]