[CLOSED] so do you two....

[sunshrouded]

Who: Tenka (sunshrouded) & Sousei (deontology)
When: ooc: 1/3 || ic: 5/1
Where: shopping district!!
What: Date night. It's just a dinner and it's still going so wrong.
Rating/Warning: probably none except crude language



[Okay so maybe they still like getting dinner. Tenka loves trying new things and Sousei loves.... well, he doesn't love much of anything about Cerealia but he'll get dragged along anyway. Still, they're at this particular place less because Tenka wanted to go out of his way but rather because the frontman was so determined to get them in.

Why?

(Something about "cute couple" and "romance is still alive" or something or another -- Tenka barely heard it over his spluttering as some weirdo started to push his wheelchair? Who said you could do that, buddy!!)

So here they are and there's something or another about this fondue thing but mostly they're left with sticks and fountains of cheese and chocolate and food items and

Tenka's grabbing both his stick and Sousei's like--]

Hey Sousei, look at what I can do.

[He might be trying to arrange them so he looks like a walrus.

Maybe.]

Comments

[deontology]

[Sousei's incredibly grumpy about this.

(Who's surprised, nobody is surprised.)

So he's sitting across from Tenka, ignoring the Mood Lighting, arms crossed and eyes narrowed as Tenka starts to...play with his utensils.

Of course he is.

Slowly, Sousei looks at the ceiling as though looking for some sort of hope from above. Naturally, he finds none.]

Tenka.

Stop playing with your utensils. Eat your food so we can leave.

[Someone spat in Sousei's cereal this morning.]

[sunshrouded]

[Tenka probably spat in Sousei's cereal this morning.

But he's still just going to crack up, throwing his head back even as he collects the skewers from his mouth so he doesn't choke because that'd just be embarrassing, right.]

Bahahahaha!!

Okay, okay, how did he say to do it again? Is there a set order?

[Would Tenka follow the set order if there was one?]

[deontology]

[Tenka that's gross]

Cheese, meats, chocolate. That was the order he offered.

[Sousei just quirks an eyebrow at Tenka then, and inspects the cheese in the middle of their table. Ehh.... he's not sure how he feels about all of this cheese in general, really.]

I don't see the point of putting so much effort into eating your food.

[WHAT'S WRONG WITH JUST...EATING IT...]

[sunshrouded]

[Sousei's face is gross.

But Tenka's just going to offer Sousei's skewer back to him even as he squints.]

Says the guy who feels the need to empty two bottles of sauce every time we go to dinner.... that's embarrassing, you know.....

[deontology]

[No, that's definitely Tenka's.]

It is not my fault that the majority of the food here remains inedible.

[Lies, Sousei, you're just addicted to mustard.]

[sunshrouded]

How badly did the Yamainu mess up your tastebuds.....

Oh, oh! Was it Kiiko?!

[casual gossip about old friends over dinner.

ah yes the married life]

[deontology]

The Yamainu has nothing to do with how inedible the food is here.

[yes, it was Kiiko.]

Just eat your-- [what is this] --bread. [???]