estoria | mostly open

Who:What: Shihoudou and open (and one locked)
When:What: Randomly all over this week
Where:All over
What: granny goes shopping and messing with people
Rating/Warning:What: Scantily dressed woman and poop and crude talk.

«« marketplace »»
[ Someone is being a busy bee shopping. Becacuse Shihoudou has gotten it into her had that since she missed giving people presents at this Christmas thing, so she's buying gifts.

Which means that she is wandering into every store selling plushies of any size and is buying the crudest plushies that she can find. Mostly poop shapes ones. And then some smilies. ]

«« clothes shop »»
[ Sometimes, Shihoudou needs to shop for clothes. And she also sometimes needs some advice on what to wear.

So she skips up to a random person, stranger or not. ]

Hey! How do I look?

[ Indecently in underwear with zero shame in her body. ]

«« peanuts! »»
[ No matter where you are, no matter what you do.... something falls down on your head. And then something more.

A voice comes from above. ]

Hello~! Little turd-chan~

[ There's a woman that you might or might not know sitting cross-legged looking down at you with a huge, shit-eating grin on her face.

And she's sitting on a fluffy cloud. Eating uncracked peanuts. ]

«« locked to koumei »»
[ There's no warning. Suddenly there's something crashing into the bend of his knees from behind, and when he topples over onto the cloud, she grins down at him. And fluffs up his hair a little because she can't resist. ]

Heiya, Bushy-chan~! 'sup!

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No, I think that's pretty rude! And especially when someone doesn't like it when they're not in a good mood!

[Srs face was on!]

That's the best time for it! If you're in a bad mood, you need a distraction! So play with granny, little turds~!

[For a moment or two, Takeru just looked back at her and then back at Patamon. While he still wasn't in a good mood, she had a point]

Then what do you want to play? What are we going to do with peanuts because I don't think it's nice to throw them at people!

You don't think so? It's pretty fun. But if you don't want to throw it at people we could try to make the fishies in the pond catch them. [ It's bigger than a pond, and it's creatures much scarier than fishies. ]

I think that sounds like a better idea! I don't mind feeding the fishes! We can go right now if you want!

[If only Takeru knew what she might have meant!]

Sure thing! Just hop on!

[ She pats the cloud she's sitting on. ]

Wait, we can ride on that thing? But wouldn't that make us fall or something?

[No seriously, how can they ride on that cloud??]

We can! It's what granny's doing, right? C'mon c'mon, it's fluffy and comfy!

[Takeru wasn't so sure but if she was holding on? Well, he might as well give it a try right?

As he jumped on though, will anything happen??]

[ It will be very fluffy and soft, just as a cloud looks like it might feel from distance. ]

Welcome to granny's cloud taxi!

[The moment that he got on, he thought he was going to quickly fall right back out! In that moment, he was ready to close his eyes and thought the worst might happen!

Although, when he opened it back up...?]

....I-I'm not falling? I'm okay? ...This is a lot fluffier than I thought!

That's because the clouds that granny makes are amazing!

[ Everybody on board? Great! Then let's fly~! ]

[And as Takeru and Patamon rode on said cloud? He just couldn't help but giggle!]

This is great! I never been on a cloud before, I bet you must have a lot of fun going on it all the time! I wish I can do that too!

[ They're also rising so they won't crash into tall people and low buildings, so don't fall off. ]

Yeah, it's super fun! Granny totally loves it loads! Maybe there are things that can make people make clouds here too! Besides Granny's sword.

[And in return, Takeru just stared down at from the cloud and looked at how everyone was getting tiny! As both him and Patamon giggled, they couldn't help but look back at her sword]

No way! That sword is how you're able to make this cloud? Then it sounds like your sword must be super powerful or can do a lot of cool things too!

[Can you see that look in his eyes? He really wants to see said magic tricks!]

Yup! Ame-no-Murakumo is a great sword with magical proprieties. [ Not the right word, entirely on purpose. ] But only strong people can draw out its full potential like granny can.

[With that, the boy gave a small hum to himself]

Then do you think I can use the Ame-no-Murakumo? I know only strong people can use it but I want to see if I can! I want to know if I'm strong too!

I don't know, maybe you can try! Making small clouds is the easiest!

I still want to try! If I make just a small puff of cloud, I would be really happy! Pretty, pretty please?

[Would you dare say no to a cute kid like him??]

[ She laughs a little, and chuckles. She puts a hand on the hilt of her blade and pulls it out with a smooth movement. ]

Sure thing.

[As Takeru got a good look at said blade, he couldn't stop grinning to himself! This was so amazing, he could pretend to be a cool samurai for just a little bit But when he got to hold it?

That's when he just looked up at her]

Uh...what am I supposed to do now? How do I make the cloud anyway? [How does I samurai??]

You concentrate! And use your imagination! And then it'll be like, [ She spreads her fingers. ] poof~

[Following her words, he simply closed his eyes and started concentrating on how to make a cloud. Of course, telling a 7 year old to focus was a lot more difficult than it seems.

Which was why it might be taking a long longer than it should...]

[ To be honest though; the one with the least focus is probably Shihoudou. She can’t exactly stay put or pay attention to things, can she? It might not really be concentration that’s a thing needed. ]

[And after a little while, Takeru just opened his eyes and gave a pout]

That's not fair...I wonder what I'm doing wrong! Why wouldn't it make that cloud like I want it to? Does it not like me?

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