mostly open

[makigumo]

Who:What: Shihoudou and open (and one locked)
When:What: Randomly all over this week
Where:All over
What: granny goes shopping and messing with people
Rating/Warning:What: Scantily dressed woman and poop and crude talk.



«« marketplace »»
[ Someone is being a busy bee shopping. Becacuse Shihoudou has gotten it into her had that since she missed giving people presents at this Christmas thing, so she's buying gifts.

Which means that she is wandering into every store selling plushies of any size and is buying the crudest plushies that she can find. Mostly poop shapes ones. And then some smilies. ]


«« clothes shop »»
[ Sometimes, Shihoudou needs to shop for clothes. And she also sometimes needs some advice on what to wear.

So she skips up to a random person, stranger or not. ]

Hey! How do I look?

[ Indecently in underwear with zero shame in her body. ]


«« peanuts! »»
[ No matter where you are, no matter what you do.... something falls down on your head. And then something more.

A voice comes from above. ]

Hello~! Little turd-chan~

[ There's a woman that you might or might not know sitting cross-legged looking down at you with a huge, shit-eating grin on her face.

And she's sitting on a fluffy cloud. Eating uncracked peanuts. ]


«« locked to koumei »»
[ There's no warning. Suddenly there's something crashing into the bend of his knees from behind, and when he topples over onto the cloud, she grins down at him. And fluffs up his hair a little because she can't resist. ]

Heiya, Bushy-chan~! 'sup!

Comments

Locked!

[dishevelment]

[A little yelp was the only noise he made when he was 'attacked' from behind, eyes wide and body tensing as he reached for his feathered fan on instinct-- and promptly froze when he realized it was Shihoudo.

Blinking in confusion, it was all he could do just to stay upright and not flop into the soft cushioning of the....cloud.]


'Sup?'

[He stared at her. That was the most articulate thing he could think of saying for the moment.]

[makigumo]

[ It was always good to be careful in this place, since it could be a dangerous place. Which of course Shihoudou doesn't think about, since she likes startling people and doesn't care that people might carry weapons. ]

Yeah! It means "what's up"! Hint: it's not the dome!

[dishevelment]

[Koumei scratched his head, not certain that he was entirely satisfied with that answer...]

Aunty. Are you always this baffling?

[makigumo]

[ But it was an answer.. Not that she minds if he doesn't get it or if he does. ]

I think so! Do you think so?

[dishevelment]

It's starting to look like it's so...

[This woman. There was no understanding her.]

[makigumo]

Bwaha! Then I guess that's so! So, speaking of sos, you didn't tell me what's up.

[dishevelment]

I was just on the way back to the apartment from work-- if that's what you meant by the question.

What is....going on with you?

[makigumo]

Yeah yeah! I hope work's good!

And granny's flying around messing with people! Do you want to play with granny? It's fun!

[dishevelment]

I'm not opposed to a ride...but in what way are you messing with people?

the peanuts

[sayonaradumbass]

[he's just trying to live his life, man. He's not even shoplifting! Matter of fact, he's eating his lunch....wished he'd had some chips.

For a second, Kaneda hadn't thought his imagination was that powerful. And then that voice has his head whipping up:]

What the hell?! What do you think you're doing??

[makigumo]

[ Snapping at her when she's not done anything (that) bad? How cruel~ She raises a hand in a cheerful greeting. ]

He!llo~ little turd~

[sayonaradumbass]

You! Sugar granny! [you can bet he's pointing dramatically too] Just what are you up to?

[makigumo]

Ahahaha! [ How funny! ] I'm playing games and throwing peanuts at people!

[sayonaradumbass]

Does the game include throwin' peanuts? [dryly] What if someone came up there and kicked your ass? You'd be cryin' over your peanuts.

[makigumo]

Of course it does, can't you tell? And if they could do that I'd love to see it! The only one stronger than granny is the ex-king!

[sayonaradumbass]

I can tell, tell by the salted nut in my hair. [so much frowning] Ex-king? What about the king? Ain't they supposed to be stronger?

[makigumo]

Sing it! [ Sing your complaints away, or something ] Not necessarily, the emperor is weak and he's the emperor you know! But my ex-king was the best!

Peanuts

[cresthopes]

[Now that Takeru was free at least from him being grounded, he knew that he should spend most of his time outside! Although, that was going to be the plan before he realized a certain someone wasn’t here anymore.

So while she might be throwing down peanuts at him? All Takeru and Patamon could do was just ignore it and well…? Wearing nothing but a frown on his face really]

[makigumo]

[ Oh but don't ignore her. She huffs and puffs up her cheeks.

Then she starts to drop them on Patamon instead. ]

[cresthopes]

[And Patamon definitely felt that all right.

Which was why he simply just huffed up and pouted at her]

You know, that's not very nice! Why are you throwing peanuts anyway?

[makigumo]

[ Please, it wasn't like she threw it hard.. ]

To have fun, of course! Don't you throw stuff at people for fun?

[cresthopes]

No, I think that's pretty rude! And especially when someone doesn't like it when they're not in a good mood!

[Srs face was on!]

[makigumo]

That's the best time for it! If you're in a bad mood, you need a distraction! So play with granny, little turds~!

[cresthopes]

[For a moment or two, Takeru just looked back at her and then back at Patamon. While he still wasn't in a good mood, she had a point]

Then what do you want to play? What are we going to do with peanuts because I don't think it's nice to throw them at people!

[makigumo]

You don't think so? It's pretty fun. But if you don't want to throw it at people we could try to make the fishies in the pond catch them. [ It's bigger than a pond, and it's creatures much scarier than fishies. ]