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Roronoa "do you even own a shirt" Zoro ([personal profile] yourotherleft) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-01-07 11:26 am

The first rule of fight club

Who: Zoro [personal profile] yourotherleft & OPEN!
When: IC 5/4-5/5
Where: various places in the Pleasure District
What: In the process of becoming a bounty hunter, Zoro is about to stumble on something even more curious in the "underground" where criminals in the colony play.
Rating/Warning: none but lmk if that changes

[One doesn't have to hang around in the alley outside Novus/Replea to hear about the criminal underground of the Cerealia colony, but it helps. A chance encounter elsewhere has already turned Zoro on to the existence of alien criminal factions and their need to put prices on the heads of their rivals, but this is his first night actively haunting the dark side looking for someone to nab. His luck is unusually good tonight, he's already spotted someone whose photo he scored from a rough customer inside the club, now to trail him and see where he goes just in case he leads the hunter to even more high-priced bounties.

He has no idea where he is at any given time anyway, so tracking his quarry all the way from the entertainment district to the pleasure district doesn't faze him, it only results in a change of scenery. But the deeper he goes, stealthily following his bounty, the more Zoro uncovers.
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Scene I. Pleasure district, bars

[He's not at all interested in company, clothed or unclothed, living or robot, but the sake is pretty damn good down here. The alien with reward money on his head apparently likes the host clubs, though, so Zoro can be found parked on a bar stool in one, waving off the hosts and hostesses while running up a hell of a tab. The more he drinks, the more personable he is if anyone wants to strike up a conversation.

What they don't know is, he has no intention of paying that tab. But can he get out without causing a riot and tipping off his target? You, hey, you there - come here, let him talk to you so he can watch the bounty over your shoulder.[
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Do you work here? Hang on, that's not what I meant! I just wanna know where the back door is.

[what do you mean that is the worst question you can ask in a place like this?!]

Scene II. Pleasure district, brothel

[Well, shit, his target went upstairs, so how is a bounty hunter supposed to pass the time when he himself is entirely uninterested in what this place has to offer? But wait, there's a hell of a lot of noise coming from the next level down...

There isn't a stairwell leading down inside the building, but around back, there's definitely a side door and a set of steps, with two rather hulking thugs standing guard on either side of the door. Zoro isn't at all put off by their presence, but walking straight up to them doesn't seem to make them move to let him through. He can hear what plainly sounds like fighting and cheering, and can sense a lot of strong people down there. But he'll need a hand to get down there to see it for himself. What do you think, can you A, talk their way in, or is it better to B, fight your way in?

Spoilers, there's a fight club downstairs, and if you can get in, you might find yourself joining that club. Zoro's joining it, no matter what.
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Scene III. Pleasure district, spa

[The bounty money is good and all, and most of it is going to go toward food and booze, but as long as he's in the area, Zoro is up for checking out the bathhouse in the spa. Not for shenanigans, for a bath! It's a good place to meet people, they say, so who knows? Maybe he'll make a new friend, or find a potential sparring partner. Or, on the other hand, he might come to realize why bathing with others is not as much fun as it sounds on paper.]
sayonaradumbass: (Default)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-13 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you don't get the drift-- [asshole grin bc he thinks hes real damn funny] But...at least if you got a gang you can ride around and do shit.
sayonaradumbass: (how is this my life)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-13 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[oh man, the guy is drinking now because he's depressed....that's the saddest thing ever, even sadder than an angry clown. (because a sad one is funny so)

Instead of there, there-ing the other male, he takes a generous swig of his own brew]


That sure is sappy....you must really miss the scurvy and stuff. How're you supposed to do that now, though? No treasure to be found here, I don't think.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-13 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
The strongest swordsman..... [he hums to himself as he thinks about that...sounds like too much work, but work that's fun. what's funner than beating the shit out of other swordsmen?? Very few things.]

Like I said, you're sappy. But not totally terrible.
sayonaradumbass: (i'll lead you on)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-13 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[that's okay because Kaneda will give him a double middle finger, even sets his drink down to do so.]

Well color yourself honored and surprised, then.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-13 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[it feels as though no other fight will live up to the one he just witnessed, not for a long time.]

After seeing you make that guy cry? Nah. It just doesn't seem right.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-14 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I sure hope so....I figure so. Wonder why no one's said anything yet...it can't be that great a secret. [of course Zoro wants to do this again. He grins.] Guess I'll haveta come watch.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Course it ain't legal! I just mean I figured it'd be like...one of those things everyone knows about. Like gangsters or bad drugs in the whorehouse.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-15 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno how acquainted I wanna get. [a. they might not be dead b. he doesn't wanna get into anyone's drama unless he can laugh

Kaneda whistles low]
Huh. Not enough speed for me, though. If this was a fight on bikes now that would be cool.
sayonaradumbass: (dont you ever eat???)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-15 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[a loud and rather rude scoff]

Motorbikes, of course. I'm not some loser.
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[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-15 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jou-joust? Joust? The hell--

[he's nearly sputtering here]

No! No self respecting gang would joust! This ain't a back in the day.
sayonaradumbass: (GOD DAMMIT)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-15 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be shit! It'd be stupid. We're cool, we ain't lame like that.

[about to waste this beer on wasting Zoro..]
sayonaradumbass: (i wasnt listening)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-16 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[seeing as he doesn't really want to fight Zoro, he'll spend the rest of his night huffing and drinking. And when nothing as exciting as that last fight happens, he'll leave with a middle finger salute of farewell.]