The thing about Cerealia is, there really isn't any nature to be found here. Sure, you can go outside the walls of the city and explore the land beyond but who wants to risk a terrible, horrible death just to sniff the flowers? Not you, that's who! CERES understands that, CERES sympathizes, and sometimes CERES decides to take action when such problems arise. As part of the company's current "Healthier and Happier YOU" initiative, they've decided to let everyone get back in touch with nature a little.
Via ViViD.
Of course, this being CERES, the nature they've sent everyone to is more of a swamp. The place is disgusting, a real marvel of ViViD ingenuity and it smells like the dead. There's strange rustling among the leaves from creatures that may or may not want to eat you, and random pits that open up right under your feet with the goal of sending you straight into the marsh. It's not really that fun. There's no welcome sign either, no nothing except for swamplands as far as the eye can see.
Welcome to ViViD!  This is Mosley. One of our programmers forgot to include a welcome greeting for the level this time. How incompetent can you get? He's been fired now, it's fine. Instead, I will greet you today. Lucky you! You've been invited today to participate in CERES's "Healthier and Happier YOU" level where we've combined both physical exercise and relaxing meditation into the ultimate ViViD experience. Isn't that fun? You can... go camping and stuff. Or whatever. I don't... know...
Honestly, I don't even care. Have fun.
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PHASE I [ 6 00 ] Welcome to your new healthy living training ground! What does a swamp have to do with healthy living, you may ask? Absolutely nothing! To make up for it, CERES has outfitted all players with the proper equipment for their new healthy living lifestyle. They also may or may not have let you keep your shoes based on how benevolent the ViViD gods were being at the time. (Not very.)
Oh, and all newcomers will have something additional on their fancy new yoga shirt. It will be displayed loudly and proudly all over the front and back of it. And if you're one of the few not wearing a shirt, it will be on the back of your pants. As in, your butt. It will be on your butt.
What’s ViViD trying to say, anyway?
Regardless, it probably doesn’t matter as much as finding your way through the swamp. Some sort of dry land would be really nice right now, wouldn't it? You'll have to watch out for the mud that will suck you right down under the marsh, and the creatures with lots of teeth that will never surface from the mud but won't hesitate to snap up an unwary foot or two.
CERES is sure you'll be fine. Totally and completely fine.
PHASE II [ 800 ] Eventually, if you try really, really hard, you’ll make it to a house. Actually, it’s more of a shack, really. If you clamber your way out of the mud and the gunk and the marsh into said shack, you will find it to be empty aside from a table. A table hosting a huge pile of... well, health drinks. See, there's totally a health theme in this level. CERES would never make a ViViD level that wasn't thematically appropriate. Never! Health drinks of all sorts and types and sizes can be found here and there’s even a sign too; it simply says:
Take one.
Well, that seems safe.
Unfortunately, you won’t be able to leave said shack until you do take one. And drink it. The door will lock shut and cover itself in more swamp until you do. Yay. Depending on your luck, the drink may do the following to you: ➟ Cause your ViViD experience to glitch. This may involve phasing through walls, seeing everything in 8-bit, or hearing really annoying old video game music everywhere you go.
➟ Cause status effects. This can include suddenly moving incredibly slowly, being turned to stone for a period of time, suddenly being on fire, suddenly being poisoned, etc etc.
➟ Be healthier. Mmm, kale and hummus smoothie. Taste those veggies. If you try to take more than one, that’s fine too, nobody will stop you, but you probably won’t get lucky more than once.
PHASE III [ 900 ] And back you go, out into the swampy wilderness. Don’t give up! Keep going! Eventually, you’ll find the end of this level. Probably.
Eventually, though, you may stumble across something in the mud and the muck. It’s... a little doll?
In fact, it’s a little doll of one of your most important people (or, alternatively, of someone you absolutely hate). It might be someone in Cerealia currently, or someone who isn’t, but either way, the doll is there and it’s clearly them (covered in mud and all). Be careful, though. If you toss it aside, you’ll suddenly see that important person being tossed aside. If you cut the doll, you'll suddenly see that person bleeding. Even if they aren’t present in Cerealia, whatever happens to that doll, you'll see it happening to them. Is it a hallucination or are they actually there? That's a little more up in the air.
And if they are present in Cerealia, well... doing things to that doll might very well hurt them too -- for real, this time, though.
Be careful! Or don't. You do you, as CERES would say.
PHASE IV [ 1200 ] And then, eventually you reach a quiet, swampy area. Not that the rest of the swamp isn't swampy, this area is just extra swampy.
There’s very little happening here in this swampy place; even the birds are no longer squawking. And for a long moment, everything will remain quiet and peaceful, a place of reprieve... until the swamp begins to bubble. Then suddenly, a new friend will burst out of the swamp, showering mud and gunk everywhere.
Without warning, that creature is going to try to grab for the nearest person (it might be you!) and let out a mighty roar when they have them. Then, they'll hold them up to... read the nutrition facts on their shirt? What?
Of course, it will try to gobble you or whoever else it grabs if it finds, say, the salt content to be acceptable (the monster is watching their carbs). If it's not, then they'll just fling you away and move onto the next snack. For those without a handy nutrition facts label on your shirt, well, it might just take a gamble and try to eat you anyway.
Great. A health-conscious monster. That's just what this level needed.
BONUS [ xxxx ] Finally, you’re free of the game. Without warning, you’re dumped into Cerealia properly and you’re able to scrub the mud and gunk from your clothing (wait why did that come back with you and where are your normal clothes?). You're able to then make your way to your new place of residence (or old) and...
There is a tiny tree there waiting for you. Isn’t it cute? And if you take care of this tiny tree, it will eventually bear fruit! Tiny fruit. Itty bitty fruit.
Depending on which tiny tree you get, it will be one of the following: a tiny dildo tree, a tiny bacon tree, a tiny kazoo tree, a tiny carolina reaper tree, or a (dumb) tiny hats tree.
Everything will, naturally, be tiny. Enjoy your new healthy CERES gift!
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S-sorry, I wasn't looking. [ he was looking at the map. But the realization that Kaneki is new causes him to try to hide just a bit behind the map as he looks back at Haru ] Ah, yes. It was... an interesting arrival.
[ he laughs lightly and awkwardly, hand moving to touch his own chin, only to find out he has mud there. Kaneki makes a tiny face as he realizes so, and quickly pulls his hand away, trying to shake the mud off, and figures it's for the best trying to explain why he looks so miserable ] There was a lot of mud, I didn't expect it to come along with us-
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[ he hesitates, glancing briefly down at his own hands, now, which are also muddy after steadying kaneki. there's an uncertain moment, and then haru shifts to offer a polite bow. ]
I'm Kure Haru. Um. [ as he rises, he makes a gesture to some point behind him. ] I live back that way a little. Did you maybe want to come take a shower..? I can answer some of your questions and help you find your apartment, then. [ yes, haru is always this quick to trust complete strangers. it's not like any of his swords or pitch would let anyone hurt him, anyway. ]
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It's nice to meet you Haru-san. [ kaneki bows too, of course, but as the man offers him his shower - of all the things - he quickly shakes his head ] Please don't worry, I don't want to impose...! [ it's very nice of him but there ought to be some policy about not showering in some stranger's house. ]
I'd appreciate if you could help me find my apartment, though. [ and answer questions, too ]
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[ he hesitates, finally dusting the last of the dried mud off his hands and then burying them in the hem of his giant sweater. ]
Um. [ a brief pause, then he turns back in the direction of the apartments, nodding toward them. ] Come on. I'm sure you're ready to get clean and rest a little.
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Yes- thank you, Haru-san. [ Kaneki will follow like a puppy, expecting the other to show him the way. He is trusting, but what else can he do? he is pretty lost right now, and hell confused ]
Hm... I saw this slide show- [ a powerpoint, actually. Saying that won't make it better, anyway ] It said something about our worlds having been... well, destroyed? [ guess who doesn't really believe that? this guy ] It also said a lot of other strange things, so I was wondering what was that all about and... where exactly am I?
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[ indeed, he's obviously been here a little while. he winds through the streets with the skill of someone who's gotten to know them quite well. he's quiet as kaneki speaks back up, silent for a few moments after he's done as he collects his thoughts.
at last, though, he sighs quietly. ] Um.. well. It's kind of complicated, but.. we're all pretty sure that at least some of that introduction is a lie. This planet is called Tellus, though, and you're in a colony run by an organization called CERES. Supposedly we're all code, but I'm not sure how much of that I believe, either. [ he trails off for a moment, mouth thinning faintly. ] And I don't believe that our worlds are gone.
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There is something about "spirits" but Kaneki isn't sure he wants to get into that specific subject just yet. He is going to assume he means friends and not something weird. Because he has been seeing a lot of weird things and Kaneki really needs a break right now; there is only so much he can get used to in one day. ]
Some? [ please tell him the part about the worlds being gone is a lie- but not, he doesn't say that. he says that he doesn't believe in it, which makes sense, because if they are lying about some things, they could be lying about everything else ] What part was a lie?
I'm also looking for my friends. They were with me, before I just arrived. [ they are probably around, right? Right ] How can i find them?
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[ a year ago, before he'd become a saniwa and been tossed in a war, he never would have said that. it was best just to keep his head down and do what he had to do-- but haru's changed more than he realizes.
he pauses at the mention of kaneki's friends, turning to him with a complicated look in pale eyes. ]
Ah-- they might-- [ a brief pause. ] I'm sorry, I don't even know your name yet. But-- But your friends might not be here. It just depends on if CERES decided to bring them. [ he gestures to the cerevice. ] Everyone in the colony is on the network here. You can usually search by name, though that could take a little while. You can also post on the network asking after them-- if someone's met or seen them, people are usually pretty good about telling you. That's how I found the people I arrived with, and I usually check every month or so to see if any of the others have shown up.
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I mean, i don't believe that, but what did CERES say about all of it? [ do people even talk to CERES? In fact, he has a lot of questions about it; the whole "code" thing - are they like clones? The thought is dreadful and Kaneki doesn't wish to think such things. He also would like to know what is the point of ViViD; besides earning points and money. Why not just do their jobs like a normal society (?????), why send them to swamps covered in creatures that have too many teeth?
He doesn't ask one single question of those ]
Ah- it's my bad, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm sorry. [ he didn't even realize he didn't introduce himself when Haru did ] I'm Kaneki Ken.
[ he nods as he listens. Talk to the network; alright, he can do that. it's a lot easier to do it through a network than in person, in fact ]
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[ he glances back up at the introduction, pale eyes warming again. ]
It's nice to meet you, Kaneki-san. I promise, this place may not get any more normal, but you get used to it. [ he steps into the drugstore, grabbing a basket for kaneki and gently draping it over the other teen's arm. ]
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Ah... I hope so. [ he offers Haru a small smile; he is used to getting used to things, ether he likes to or not. Kaneki follows the other, silent for a moment, looking around the drug store.
Shampoo and body wash. That's all he wants and need. At least he has some money, according to Haru ]
... what's the point of ViVid? [ why were they even brought here through that? ]