The thing about Cerealia is, there really isn't any nature to be found here. Sure, you can go outside the walls of the city and explore the land beyond but who wants to risk a terrible, horrible death just to sniff the flowers? Not you, that's who! CERES understands that, CERES sympathizes, and sometimes CERES decides to take action when such problems arise. As part of the company's current "Healthier and Happier YOU" initiative, they've decided to let everyone get back in touch with nature a little.
Via ViViD.
Of course, this being CERES, the nature they've sent everyone to is more of a swamp. The place is disgusting, a real marvel of ViViD ingenuity and it smells like the dead. There's strange rustling among the leaves from creatures that may or may not want to eat you, and random pits that open up right under your feet with the goal of sending you straight into the marsh. It's not really that fun. There's no welcome sign either, no nothing except for swamplands as far as the eye can see.
Welcome to ViViD!  This is Mosley. One of our programmers forgot to include a welcome greeting for the level this time. How incompetent can you get? He's been fired now, it's fine. Instead, I will greet you today. Lucky you! You've been invited today to participate in CERES's "Healthier and Happier YOU" level where we've combined both physical exercise and relaxing meditation into the ultimate ViViD experience. Isn't that fun? You can... go camping and stuff. Or whatever. I don't... know...
Honestly, I don't even care. Have fun.
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PHASE I [ 6 00 ] Welcome to your new healthy living training ground! What does a swamp have to do with healthy living, you may ask? Absolutely nothing! To make up for it, CERES has outfitted all players with the proper equipment for their new healthy living lifestyle. They also may or may not have let you keep your shoes based on how benevolent the ViViD gods were being at the time. (Not very.)
Oh, and all newcomers will have something additional on their fancy new yoga shirt. It will be displayed loudly and proudly all over the front and back of it. And if you're one of the few not wearing a shirt, it will be on the back of your pants. As in, your butt. It will be on your butt.
What’s ViViD trying to say, anyway?
Regardless, it probably doesn’t matter as much as finding your way through the swamp. Some sort of dry land would be really nice right now, wouldn't it? You'll have to watch out for the mud that will suck you right down under the marsh, and the creatures with lots of teeth that will never surface from the mud but won't hesitate to snap up an unwary foot or two.
CERES is sure you'll be fine. Totally and completely fine.
PHASE II [ 800 ] Eventually, if you try really, really hard, you’ll make it to a house. Actually, it’s more of a shack, really. If you clamber your way out of the mud and the gunk and the marsh into said shack, you will find it to be empty aside from a table. A table hosting a huge pile of... well, health drinks. See, there's totally a health theme in this level. CERES would never make a ViViD level that wasn't thematically appropriate. Never! Health drinks of all sorts and types and sizes can be found here and there’s even a sign too; it simply says:
Take one.
Well, that seems safe.
Unfortunately, you won’t be able to leave said shack until you do take one. And drink it. The door will lock shut and cover itself in more swamp until you do. Yay. Depending on your luck, the drink may do the following to you: ➟ Cause your ViViD experience to glitch. This may involve phasing through walls, seeing everything in 8-bit, or hearing really annoying old video game music everywhere you go.
➟ Cause status effects. This can include suddenly moving incredibly slowly, being turned to stone for a period of time, suddenly being on fire, suddenly being poisoned, etc etc.
➟ Be healthier. Mmm, kale and hummus smoothie. Taste those veggies. If you try to take more than one, that’s fine too, nobody will stop you, but you probably won’t get lucky more than once.
PHASE III [ 900 ] And back you go, out into the swampy wilderness. Don’t give up! Keep going! Eventually, you’ll find the end of this level. Probably.
Eventually, though, you may stumble across something in the mud and the muck. It’s... a little doll?
In fact, it’s a little doll of one of your most important people (or, alternatively, of someone you absolutely hate). It might be someone in Cerealia currently, or someone who isn’t, but either way, the doll is there and it’s clearly them (covered in mud and all). Be careful, though. If you toss it aside, you’ll suddenly see that important person being tossed aside. If you cut the doll, you'll suddenly see that person bleeding. Even if they aren’t present in Cerealia, whatever happens to that doll, you'll see it happening to them. Is it a hallucination or are they actually there? That's a little more up in the air.
And if they are present in Cerealia, well... doing things to that doll might very well hurt them too -- for real, this time, though.
Be careful! Or don't. You do you, as CERES would say.
PHASE IV [ 1200 ] And then, eventually you reach a quiet, swampy area. Not that the rest of the swamp isn't swampy, this area is just extra swampy.
There’s very little happening here in this swampy place; even the birds are no longer squawking. And for a long moment, everything will remain quiet and peaceful, a place of reprieve... until the swamp begins to bubble. Then suddenly, a new friend will burst out of the swamp, showering mud and gunk everywhere.
Without warning, that creature is going to try to grab for the nearest person (it might be you!) and let out a mighty roar when they have them. Then, they'll hold them up to... read the nutrition facts on their shirt? What?
Of course, it will try to gobble you or whoever else it grabs if it finds, say, the salt content to be acceptable (the monster is watching their carbs). If it's not, then they'll just fling you away and move onto the next snack. For those without a handy nutrition facts label on your shirt, well, it might just take a gamble and try to eat you anyway.
Great. A health-conscious monster. That's just what this level needed.
BONUS [ xxxx ] Finally, you’re free of the game. Without warning, you’re dumped into Cerealia properly and you’re able to scrub the mud and gunk from your clothing (wait why did that come back with you and where are your normal clothes?). You're able to then make your way to your new place of residence (or old) and...
There is a tiny tree there waiting for you. Isn’t it cute? And if you take care of this tiny tree, it will eventually bear fruit! Tiny fruit. Itty bitty fruit.
Depending on which tiny tree you get, it will be one of the following: a tiny dildo tree, a tiny bacon tree, a tiny kazoo tree, a tiny carolina reaper tree, or a (dumb) tiny hats tree.
Everything will, naturally, be tiny. Enjoy your new healthy CERES gift!
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Oh...? [Rock Lee tries to calm his sniffling as he slides into a fighting stance.]
Please, by all means! I would be honored to take you on!
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Do you have any special enhancements?
[ Genos' body scan of Lee so far proved nothing special about him and everything about him seemed, for the most part, the same as you'd expect a normal human being to have. But he could never be too sure, right? Maybe there might have been something special to him that he missed. ]
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Enhancements? The only special enhancements I have are... the value of hardwork, and a springtime of youth that is at full power!
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Like my master then.
[ He'll raise his hands up and take his own casual fighting stance. No beams for him, that seemed a bit unfair. He knew his master could take it but he didn't want to do that to someone he has barely met. ] Please do not hesitate to go all out if you are required to.
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I will do my best!! Please, do your best as well!
[Lee will soon dash forward to attempt a dazzling series of punches and kicks.]
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[ Given how Genos typically spares with Saitama, he'll be able to defend against Lee's kicks no problem. He doesn't go on the offensive just yet and sticks to the defense for the moment.
Hurting him is much different than hurting someone who still has presumed flesh and blood. They're certainly not bad though. The kicks and punches are certainly powerful. ]
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#notlikeotherivals]
Impressive!
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I should say the same to you. Your attacks are very strong.
[ Cue grabbing a hold of one of Lee's legs after a kick? ]
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[Lee's leg is indeed caught! He gasps and tries to brace himself for whatever will come next!]
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Do you also have a master?
[ He'll ask after the aftermath of the punch/throw combo. ]
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I would not be standing here without one!
[He then tries to flip around behind his opponent and strike at his legs with a sweeping kick, all the while exclaiming proudly.]
Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey... Maito Gai Sensei!!
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Your master must be proud of you.
[ Honestly, he hasn't seem too many fearless fighters outside of a handful of fellow S-Rank Heroes. ]
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Lee tries to block the kick with his knee, but he still gets knocked back by that and has a moment of vulnerability. It was a graceful kick, though... Maybe they should switch to ballet.]
He is!! The last time I saw him, he expressed such pride! And now, in this world? I cannot slack at all! I must keep working hard so that Gai-Sensei will smile when we see each other again!!
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Genos doesn't immediately pursue Lee and instead allows them both to have a moment's "rest", though it doesn't mean that he has dropped his guard by any means. (Maybe he's finally learned a thing or two?) ]
Very noble of you. I am the same however, there are certain limitations within my own body. [ You know, being a cyborg and all. Or maybe you don't know. ]
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Is that so? All limitations... They muse be either overcome or compensated for! That is the way to become stronger!
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[ If they are, Genos is going to give him a lot of credit. He definitely has better lines than Saitama does but Genos is eternally loyal to his master. ]
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I think you would do well against my master. I do not think you would win, but at least it may be fun.
[ What are you Genos? Saitama's keeper? ]
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In that case, no matter what the outcome, I absolutely must fight this man!!
[Impossible outcomes are his favorite challenges.]
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[ ... ]
Is there a way to tell if someone is here or not? Easily, that is.