prosecutory: (♙ was in vain; and all)
Miles "enjoys long walks on beaches" Edgeworth ([personal profile] prosecutory) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-01-22 04:01 pm

dog day afternoon [OPEN]

Who: Miles Edgeworth, his faithful canine sidekick Pess, and YOU!
When: Any day after the intro log.
Where: Errywhere, pretty much. See prompts for locations.
What: Edgeworth takes his dog around, and runs into people. Adorbs ensues.
Rating/Warning: Dog. Grumpy prosecutor being a little less grumpy.




[OPTION A: RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT

Edgeworth is taking his dog out for a walk around the district. And before he can do anything, the big and very real tricolor border collie suddenly stands up on his hind legs and barks excitedly at the first person he sees (which is you, sorry). Pess may or may not brace his front paws on your thigh or any part of you he can reach, tail wagging with anticipation. It's a new friend. New friend!!! On the bright side, he's a pretty clean dog. NEW FRIEND!!!

Edgeworth doesn't care, and gasps at this public display of affection.]


Pess, no. [That firm "no" is all it takes for Pess to behave, although his tail is still wagging like crazy and he's panting and grinning as a dog would. Edgeworth sighs, shaking his head. He's quick to apologize.] I'm sorry; he enjoys meeting new people.

[Far more than his master.]

[OPTION B: SHOPPING DISTRICT

There's a cleaning robot. It's doing its business, sweeping up some debris from a nearby food stall. Suddenly, out of nowhere comes this border collie. He bounds over to the robot, starts sniffing it, and promptly raises one leg ominously over the poor thing.

What do you do, responsible citizen of Cerealia? What do you do - well, while Edgeworth hasn't caught up with his dog, anyway?]


[OPTION C: GARDENS

Pess is a pro at getting people to play with him. So while you're there, you may just find this dog walking up to you with a stick, or a ball, in his mouth. He drops this at your feet, wanting a game of fetch. If you take too long to decide what to do, he'll just sit down, tail wagging happily and staring up at you with those big pleading puppy eyes.

Edgeworth is close by. He'll be looking for his dog when Pess takes a bit too long to get back to him.]


[OPTION D: GARDENS/SHOPPING DISTRICT/RESIDENTIAL DISTRICT/POLICE DEPT.

Drop something? If you did, you might just find this dog picking it up and offering it back to you suddenly before Edgeworth can act. Yeah, I guess Edgeworth is in this prompt too. Thank his dog. And the master, maybe. THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLES...er, peoples and doge.]


[OPTION E: WILDCARD

Do you want doge somewhere else? Let me know if you want another prompt!]
unionjackoff: (your line's engaged)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-01-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[stop smirking, Edgeworth! smug is not very becoming]

Sure, that's fine! But, tomorrow. Right now... [forced yawn] I'm beat. I need to sleep.
souperb: (pic#9753075)

a.

[personal profile] souperb 2016-01-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh... what's easier for milla to handle than people? not people. so when pess does his excited NEW FRIEND!! routine, her reaction isn't to scream bloody murder and then get as far away as possible. instead, she crouches down.

... actually, she doesn't even notice edgeworth at first. it's pretty clear in the way she jumps a tad when he does speak. all she had was Cute Animal on the mind. ]


At least one of us does. [ hA... ha. she's blunt as hell and including herself in the Anti-Social Circle without shame.

as she pets pess: ]
... Long time no see.
sayonaradumbass: (my brain is sore)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-30 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Pess?

[Kaneda is Not Impressed]

That sounds like piss.

[to the dog:]

You could have done better with a different owner.

[and then he gives the stick a toss]
usefulanalysis: <user name=livebites> (Neutral)

[personal profile] usefulanalysis 2016-01-30 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Wow! I had no idea. I guess he helps you out sometimes too huh?

[Police hound? Or Piddle puppy?]

Ah! Um, nothing special. Just a few beta fish and a small crab. They're pretty to look at, though after the trial I gave them to my old class since I was heading to Europe.
bropane: (if i were to ever search for logic)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-30 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, it's nothing. Because if you knew him, you might have seen the nurse bot with him.

I designed Demo after him.
madcuriosity: (Are you talking to me?)

[personal profile] madcuriosity 2016-01-30 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sir. [Was she in trouble for not telling the police?] Ah... is that... I mean, I didn't want to get the boy in trouble. He was possessed.
sortileges: (68)

I WENT COLD TURKEY

[personal profile] sortileges 2016-01-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now that makes his eyebrows shoot up. ]

That wouldn't happen. [ Because he had 100% control over where he was sending it. Stop being such a grump. ] You wouldn't happen to be an old man, would you? Gaius would probably say the same thing.

[ Yeah......... he went there!!!!! ]
beaconed: (069)

[personal profile] beaconed 2016-01-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, it's kinda rare to see real animals around here. Is he from your world?
unionjackoff: (lives in a dream)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-01-30 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[why does England feel like a child that is about to be scolded? he's a grown-ass man, older than Edgeworth by centuries! and yet, right now, he feels so small.

slowly England's hand moves to his CEREVice. he considers taking it out and giving it to Edgeworth. but why? that's only making them both do extra work. so he instead clenches his hand in a fist, drops it]


You're not going to find Mark in there. [his voice sounds defeated] There is no Mark.
souperb: (pic#9753074)

[personal profile] souperb 2016-01-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ still petting, definitely. running her hand between his ears, and then offering him a scratch behind them, too. milla hadn't brought anything to feed him with, but maybe that wasn't the best idea when his owner was right in front of him (speaking of his owner, he's also... tolerable, which is why she doesn't seem too bothered to stay).

she'll get you chicken when edgeworth turns his back, cute dog.... ]


Surviving with a headache, which is basically my usual state in this place until it goes to hell again. [ probably less convincing considering the smile ghosting on her lips as she keeps her eyes on pess.

she glances upwards towards edgeworth, then back down. ]


What about you?
amanesuzuha: (Sigh)

[personal profile] amanesuzuha 2016-01-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh no no [She shakes her head] I just didn't expect to see him. I guess I was just in my own world?

Surprised would have probably been a better word.
cresthopes: (Avis)

[personal profile] cresthopes 2016-01-31 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe we should teach him about Digimon too!

[Takeru suddenly shouted before looking down at Press] Unless you can't teach him about them? But can't a dog learn new tricks or something?
sayonaradumbass: (the horror)

[personal profile] sayonaradumbass 2016-01-31 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Might as well be. He looks like a...a Monty to me!

[he's going to get a terrible middle name at this rate]

One who gives him a name reflecting his character. One who doesn't have ruffles stuffed up his ass...
usefulanalysis: hermajestyicons @ LJ (Default)

[personal profile] usefulanalysis 2016-01-31 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
No no, but he's still a dog. They can...sniff stuff, right?
bropane: (i was right about my maid)

[personal profile] bropane 2016-01-31 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I did.

[ and he takes a lot of pride in it. ]

You should meet them sometime. [ and he knows how well hiro would receive edgeworth. he seems smart enough for hiro. ]

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