[It takes Sano a second, but he eventually slips off of the bar stool and steadies himself against the bar, intending to just get up and go. Except now that he's standing (sort of) he realizes he can't just waltz out of here because he is not stable.]
I'm shitfaced, tha's what.
[Which isn't technically wrong, but it's not the current cause for his mood. But Shinpachi doesn't need to know that, right? And while he knows he can't walk out without a problem, he still starts to walk in that direction. Or stumble, rather.]
An'...An' if we stay out too late, Hijikata-san'll gut us both.
[...Well. Okay. Now that it's said out loud, Sano laughs a little bit because. Well. That's not exactly a scary threat.]
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I'm shitfaced, tha's what.
[Which isn't technically wrong, but it's not the current cause for his mood. But Shinpachi doesn't need to know that, right? And while he knows he can't walk out without a problem, he still starts to walk in that direction. Or stumble, rather.]
An'...An' if we stay out too late, Hijikata-san'll gut us both.
[...Well. Okay. Now that it's said out loud, Sano laughs a little bit because. Well. That's not exactly a scary threat.]
Whatever. Who's payin'?