[Guess who's currently on the stage, wearing the world's dumbest cape and a cardboard crown? If your answer is Jason this sketchy asshole, then you're absolutely correct! You go, hypothetical person.
He doesn't look very amused by that title, though.]
I see we're not aiming for creative insults today, huh? [Like, c'mon, man. They could have at least come up with something new and creative. This is like... so pre-school. Very boring and unexciting. 0/10. Would not do this again.
But with that, he exits stage left. Maybe wanders the carnival while wondering how to get out of here without getting dragged back in. Ditches the cape while he's at it. Keeps the crown, though. Cardboard crowns are the best, okay. Shut up.]
PHASE III:
[He wasn't around for the awfulness that was the month of November, so he doesn't actually recognize the fortune teller. Mostly, he's just curious and trying to kill time until they're allowed to leave this stupid place. Hopefully, with all his limbs intact. Also hopefully, without dying first. The third time, in this case, is not the charm.
Either way, he shoves the mask in one of his pockets and then proceeds to crack open the fortunate cookie.]
... "A smile is your passport into the hearts of others." Cute.
[MUCH LATER, he can also be found trying and failing to ditch the mask somewhere. It's, uh. Really creepy. And possibly cursed, considering that it keeps popping back up in his hand. That would be just his luck, wouldn't it? Now, lets just hope that one of his failed attempts at ditching them damn thing doesn't end with the mask hitting your chest. Or arm. Or face. Or any part of your body, really.
He's not going to be particularly sorry about any of that. Whoops.]
WILDCARD:
[Pick one of the scenarios that weren't used or write up an entirely new prompt! Go wild.]
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Jasonthis sketchy asshole, then you're absolutely correct! You go, hypothetical person.He doesn't look very amused by that title, though.]
I see we're not aiming for creative insults today, huh? [Like, c'mon, man. They could have at least come up with something new and creative. This is like... so pre-school. Very boring and unexciting. 0/10. Would not do this again.
But with that, he exits stage left. Maybe wanders the carnival while wondering how to get out of here without getting dragged back in. Ditches the cape while he's at it. Keeps the crown, though. Cardboard crowns are the best, okay. Shut up.]
PHASE III:
Either way, he shoves the mask in one of his pockets and then proceeds to crack open the fortunate cookie.]
... "A smile is your passport into the hearts of others." Cute.
[MUCH LATER, he can also be found trying and failing to ditch the mask somewhere. It's, uh. Really creepy. And possibly cursed, considering that it keeps popping back up in his hand. That would be just his luck, wouldn't it? Now, lets just hope that one of his failed attempts at ditching them damn thing doesn't end with the mask hitting your chest. Or arm. Or face. Or any part of your body, really.
He's not going to be particularly sorry about any of that. Whoops.]
WILDCARD: