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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-01-25 04:33 pm

//EVENT025.EXE

Who: Everyone who chooses to go to the fun, new alien carnival (and those who don't, but end up there anyway)
When: OOC: 1/26 - 1/30 ; IC: 5/13 - 5/15
Where: Entertainment District, Temporary Traveling Circus of Tjghsldiwk
What: The circus is in town! Temporarily. Everything is fine.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for violence and some scary situations; please let the mods know if the rating needs to go up or the log needs to be locked!




//event025.EXE



Bright lights! An abundance of color! A cacophony of laughter and delighted (?) shrieks! Welcome, everyone, to the carnival! Enough of those nonsense protein shakes and that hoity-toity recycling; it's time to let loose, have some fun, and live a little! No judgment will be allowed today, not when everyone’s dressed up in ridiculous costumes and eating those unnecessarily huge turkey legs (it... is turkey, right?). For you see, CERES has invited the Traveling Circus of Tjghsldiwk (they hail from a different planet, but here's a hint: the h is silent) to bring some joy to the colonists. This is a safe place to let your inner wild child out, really. Definitely safe. Promise.

Yet for those who are a little less easily convinced to follow the sounds of laughter and amusement (bless your sensible hearts), they will find themselves grabbed and forcibly dragged by a pair of friendly souls in matching costumes. Everyone should be able to enjoy the festivities, don’t you think? Can’t have them missing out on all this jolly good, innocent fun!

The Public Announcement System crackles with... well, a fit of coughing first. But then a gravelly voice speaks! It seems the ringmaster has an announcement for you all. What joyous news can he bring?

Listen... I know that we’re supposed to keep these idiots entertained for at least another day or two but the machinery’s starting to complain. I think I heard the gates of the petting zoo groan – they’re on their last legs.

... Wait, this isn’t the direct line

Oh.

Ohohoho!! Have a great time, everyone! Everything is perfectly fine!

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 11:00 ] Come one, come all!! There’s quite a large amount of people here, isn’t there? You’ll find yourself tugged this way and that – up until you get dragged right into a changing booth. The helpful attendant meets you with a worryingly large grin – how is her face not breaking? – before pushing you right through the curtain. Then you’ll be given your choice of one of these lovely garments to change into. Look, one of them has to match your skintone, right? Don’t be picky about it! You also have... 90 seconds to figure out how to wear it before you’re tossed out into the middle of the crowd again. Have a good festival!

If you’re not willing to put on the outfits though, that’s fine. Instead, they’ll top you off with a cape and crown, shoving you out onto a... stage? Your adoring public cheers for you, yells your name, and throws confetti in your honor! Then a jester appears again, announcing your grand title:

The Ugliest in All of Cerealia.

Don't worry, that's just your introduction to the carnival; enjoy the rest of your time here! (They may or may not have given you back your clothing.)



PHASE II

[ 16:00 ] Do you hear that? Cymbals crashing together, trumpets blaring off-tune, the march of absurdly tired feet – a parade is coming! Best move off to the side before an acrobat quite literally tumbles into you. If you are an unfortunate casualty, they’ll actually just start to fall asleep on you because they’re tired… so very, very tired.

Yet the parade continues to march on without them and you can let yourself be distracted by the impressive jumping around and festive partygoers (who seem to be joining in the parade as they please, in various states of undress). But be wary. Distraction will only make you easier prey for the very hungry caterpillar that’s coming up the street next. Run if you can, but it has so very many legs and it’s coming after you.

For those unable to make it away from the caterpillar, they will find themselves gulped right into its gross, drooling mouth – and about five minutes later, they’ll be released out again onto the streets covered in a pink slime. It looks like you won't be able to free yourself from the stuff, so hopefully you can find a friend to get some help! Or one of the strangers around you? Unfortunately, when a kind soul finally comes by to pull you out of the slime, they’ll find that the outside of the gunk is not only immensely sticky but also slippery. If they're not careful, you'll both end up stuck to the gunk together.

You both better get out of that stuff quick because once someone joins you, the slime starts to move. Quick and gooey, it'll pull you and the hapless soul with you down the street at a much too quick pace. Hopefully you won't slide into too many people as you skid your way through the streets of the Entertainment District like some sort of demented Katamari Ball. This is why you should never trust giant bugs!



PHASE III

[ xx:xx ] In a smaller booth, toward the outskirts of the carnival, some may find a familiar face manning a quiet little shack on her own. Although those who have been in the colony long enough may have first encountered her as an 8-bit version of herself, Aria the fortune-teller is now back and more than willing to drag unsuspecting people into her hands again. Once you step into her stall, she takes one long look at you before sliding over a fortune cookie and a mask. What do you mean you didn’t ask for a mask? That's too bad, because it's yours now. She won't say anything more than that, giving nothing more than a quiet dismissal with a hand and an enigmatic smile to match.

When you step back outside, you’ll find that you just can’t get rid of the mask. If you toss it into a trash bin, it’ll be right back in your pocket. Throw it at a friend? It’ll be in your hand in the next second. Throw it away enough times and it’ll suddenly plant itself on your face -- which leads to all the alien carnival goers in the nearby vicinity suddenly going still with fear before moving to get as far away from you as quickly as possible. Well... you seem to be able to take it off for now if you still want to enjoy the carnival. It just won't go away, and every time you try to throw it away, it'll attach itself to your face. Might as well just keep it.

But... still, it's strange how none of the aliens running the carnival will look you in the eye now, isn't it?



PHASE IV

[ 12:00 ] For those who aren’t interested in dealing with the abundance of people, there’s also an assortment of critters gathered around for the petting zoo! They all seem to follow a general theme… kind of. That might be floppy ears and a tail if you... squint. The alien staff is right there and quick to ask you not to worry, they're perfectly harmless -- they don't eat humans! It would be bad for their diet, so feel free to pet them, if you can gather enough courage to do so.

Unfortunately, it seems as though this part of the circus was not put together very well; the rickety fences and cages don't really seem to do much against these giant...creatures. Towards the end of the circus' time here, it looks like those cages will start breaking down more and more, too.

The animals rattle the makeshift fences of the petting zoo, until finally, the fences just... collapse. Oops. The ground shakes as the animals stomp and immediately move to break out of their little ring. Well, would you look at that? You’ve apparently found yourself in the middle of a little stampede -- and those warnings about these animals not eating humans doesn't seem to hold much weight when now they're looking at you -- and they look pretty hungry.



BONUS

[ why: o'clock ] Left and right, there are voices shouting for your attention. "Hey pretty young miss!" or "Excuse me, you stud!" or "Look at this, jackass!" – that said, aliens think that you all manage to look the same, so who knows if they’re yelling at you in particular – and they’re all daring you to come and try your hand at their carnival game.

It’s run of the mill stuff: shooting games, tests of strength, and knocking down a couple of milk bottles. You might actually be doing well! Or... you might be embarrassing yourself in front of whatever cute person you’re trying to impress! But regardless, in the last allotted ten seconds of your game, no matter what, you’ll find your point score plummeting right into the negatives. Did you get a bullseye? What do you know, that’s now worth -1000 points! You missed? -5000 points.

The stall assistant seems to be having a grand old time, laughing at your pain and when the clock finally runs out, they'll give you a large grin. "Look at that score! Well, you know what that means, don’t you? Now, we win you!" With that, metallic tentacles suddenly sprout from the booth itself, looking to capture you and whoever you’re with. Welcome to the carnival, now you're one of the prizes. And it seems you'll be here for quite some time. That is, of course, unless someone can win you back from these really horribly rigged games.

Looks like you'd better get comfortable hanging motionless from a display, like an oversized stuffed animal. You'll be here for a while.




[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's JANUARY event! Please visit the OOC information here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. This event will last from 1/26 to 1/30, or IC 5/13 to 5/15. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

niceguypose: (concerned)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-26 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Rock Lee's eyes dart upwards the moment he hears that familiar voice, and at the same time he tunes out the carney's words.]

Mitsuru-san?! [His eyes widen in concerned surprise. That's the last thing he expected to see up among the prizes.] What happened to you... Are you alright?!
cestmagnifique: (it's me you'll be taking down)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-27 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ What happened to her is still a little confusing. After all, should she have expected the booth to have...er, tentacles? Being cheated out of victory is one thing, being humiliated is something entirely different. And she doesn't take kindly to it. ]

Be careful! This game is rigged for you to lose--

'Ey, quit your yappin', lady! You had your chance.
niceguypose: (righteous)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He does manage to hear her words and frowns in concern.]

Rigged? But... You are stuck there, Mitsuru-san. If... if I have to complete this game to set you free, then I will put my all into this! I promise!

[He stares down the alien running the stall, ready to get started.]
cestmagnifique: (at the turn of the tide)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-28 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Will she turn down an attempt at a rescue? She does need some assistance, since she can't seem to get out on her own. She glances towards the stallkeeper and then the target. ]

...The point value of the target is inconsis--mmph!

[ It shouldn't be surprising when one of the lines that's keeping her suspended goes around her mouth. Well, she did try to warn him. ]

Look, pal, you gonna play or not?
niceguypose: (befuddled)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-28 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks more concerned as her mouth is covered like that, and he takes a moment to piece together her message as he looks down to face the stallkeeper.

He answers him with a determined nod.]


Yes! I will play your game, to win back an important friend of mine!
cestmagnifique: (the change inside my pocket)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-28 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Mitsuru looks a little uncertain--he has most definitely proven himself as a loyal ally, but she doesn't want him to end up in the same position she's in, either. The stallkeeper seems to be under the impression he's just won himself another prize as well. ]

Alright, buddy. You want the little lady? Give it a shot! HEH.

[ He his three-fingered hand holds out the shotgun as his alien lips twist into a snarl. ]
niceguypose: (chipper)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-28 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[While Rock Lee is a foolhardy determinator. He's sure that if he tries hard and believes in himself, he will succeed.

The pun misses Lee as he takes the shotgun in his hand.]


Yes sir! I promise to do my best in the game! [He then holds up the shotgun oddly, because... well, this is his first time holding any type of a gun.]
cestmagnifique: (is running thirty past the hour)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ To do his best...unfortunately, the game isn't so much about skill, but how to avoid at being cheated. Mitsuru wishes she had watched someone else before giving it an attempt herself. She does have some hope, though. His endless optimism isn't without merit--

--...until she sees the way he holds the gun.

Oh no. This...isn't going to end well for either of them, is it?

The stallkeeper just cackles. ]
niceguypose: (friendship)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-29 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[It might not... Only time will tell.

He keeps an awkward hold on the shotgun as he prepares to face the targets.]


When it comes to a 'gun', one must pull the trigger, correct? I believe that I am ready! And I am all fired up!! Let this game... begin!
cestmagnifique: (with a ritual brew)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-29 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

Doomed. She is utterly doomed. Well, they do say that misery loves company, right? Mitsuru hangs her head.

The stallkeeper, on the other hand, figures he's got prize number two coming right up. ]


That's right, buddy. Pull that trigger and see what happens!
niceguypose: (opened a gate of sass)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-29 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I will! Mitsuru-san... please prepare for freedom!

[He takes careful 'aim' towards the target, being completely unaware of wherever he will actually be shooting, and - he fires!]
cestmagnifique: (it was no waste of time)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-01-31 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's not preparing just yet. Especially not when the rubber bullet completely misses the target and hits the wall behind it.

The stallkeeper cackles as she hangs her head. ]


Bwahahaha! Got a keen eye there, pal. Ya got two more shots, if you wanna keep playin'. But there's a penalty for loosing.
Edited (spelling) 2016-01-31 23:30 (UTC)
niceguypose: (puzzled)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2016-01-31 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He gasps and looks down at his gun, wondering what he could have done wrong.]

A penalty? Well... if I let Mitsuru-san down... then I deserve any penalty!!

[He tries to take aim again and fires one more poorly-conceived shot.]
cestmagnifique: (raise a handheld mirror)

[personal profile] cestmagnifique 2016-02-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)