Bright lights! An abundance of color! A cacophony of laughter and delighted (?) shrieks! Welcome, everyone, to the carnival! Enough of those nonsense protein shakes and that hoity-toity recycling; it's time to let loose, have some fun, and live a little! No judgment will be allowed today, not when everyone’s dressed up in ridiculous costumes and eating those unnecessarily huge turkey legs (it... is turkey, right?). For you see, CERES has invited the Traveling Circus of Tjghsldiwk (they hail from a different planet, but here's a hint: the h is silent) to bring some joy to the colonists. This is a safe place to let your inner wild child out, really. Definitely safe. Promise.
Yet for those who are a little less easily convinced to follow the sounds of laughter and amusement (bless your sensible hearts), they will find themselves grabbed and forcibly dragged by a pair of friendly souls in matching costumes. Everyone should be able to enjoy the festivities, don’t you think? Can’t have them missing out on all this jolly good, innocent fun!
The Public Announcement System crackles with... well, a fit of coughing first. But then a gravelly voice speaks! It seems the ringmaster has an announcement for you all. What joyous news can he bring?  Listen... I know that we’re supposed to keep these idiots entertained for at least another day or two but the machinery’s starting to complain. I think I heard the gates of the petting zoo groan – they’re on their last legs.
... Wait, this isn’t the direct line
Oh.
Ohohoho!! Have a great time, everyone! Everything is perfectly fine!
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PHASE I [ 11 00 ] Come one, come all!! There’s quite a large amount of people here, isn’t there? You’ll find yourself tugged this way and that – up until you get dragged right into a changing booth. The helpful attendant meets you with a worryingly large grin – how is her face not breaking? – before pushing you right through the curtain. Then you’ll be given your choice of one of these lovely garments to change into. Look, one of them has to match your skintone, right? Don’t be picky about it! You also have... 90 seconds to figure out how to wear it before you’re tossed out into the middle of the crowd again. Have a good festival!
If you’re not willing to put on the outfits though, that’s fine. Instead, they’ll top you off with a cape and crown, shoving you out onto a... stage? Your adoring public cheers for you, yells your name, and throws confetti in your honor! Then a jester appears again, announcing your grand title:
The Ugliest in All of Cerealia.
Don't worry, that's just your introduction to the carnival; enjoy the rest of your time here! (They may or may not have given you back your clothing.)
PHASE II [ 1600 ] Do you hear that? Cymbals crashing together, trumpets blaring off-tune, the march of absurdly tired feet – a parade is coming! Best move off to the side before an acrobat quite literally tumbles into you. If you are an unfortunate casualty, they’ll actually just start to fall asleep on you because they’re tired… so very, very tired.
Yet the parade continues to march on without them and you can let yourself be distracted by the impressive jumping around and festive partygoers (who seem to be joining in the parade as they please, in various states of undress). But be wary. Distraction will only make you easier prey for the very hungry caterpillar that’s coming up the street next. Run if you can, but it has so very many legs and it’s coming after you.
For those unable to make it away from the caterpillar, they will find themselves gulped right into its gross, drooling mouth – and about five minutes later, they’ll be released out again onto the streets covered in a pink slime. It looks like you won't be able to free yourself from the stuff, so hopefully you can find a friend to get some help! Or one of the strangers around you? Unfortunately, when a kind soul finally comes by to pull you out of the slime, they’ll find that the outside of the gunk is not only immensely sticky but also slippery. If they're not careful, you'll both end up stuck to the gunk together.
You both better get out of that stuff quick because once someone joins you, the slime starts to move. Quick and gooey, it'll pull you and the hapless soul with you down the street at a much too quick pace. Hopefully you won't slide into too many people as you skid your way through the streets of the Entertainment District like some sort of demented Katamari Ball. This is why you should never trust giant bugs!
PHASE III [ xxxx ] In a smaller booth, toward the outskirts of the carnival, some may find a familiar face manning a quiet little shack on her own. Although those who have been in the colony long enough may have first encountered her as an 8-bit version of herself, Aria the fortune-teller is now back and more than willing to drag unsuspecting people into her hands again. Once you step into her stall, she takes one long look at you before sliding over a fortune cookie and a mask. What do you mean you didn’t ask for a mask? That's too bad, because it's yours now. She won't say anything more than that, giving nothing more than a quiet dismissal with a hand and an enigmatic smile to match.
When you step back outside, you’ll find that you just can’t get rid of the mask. If you toss it into a trash bin, it’ll be right back in your pocket. Throw it at a friend? It’ll be in your hand in the next second. Throw it away enough times and it’ll suddenly plant itself on your face -- which leads to all the alien carnival goers in the nearby vicinity suddenly going still with fear before moving to get as far away from you as quickly as possible. Well... you seem to be able to take it off for now if you still want to enjoy the carnival. It just won't go away, and every time you try to throw it away, it'll attach itself to your face. Might as well just keep it.
But... still, it's strange how none of the aliens running the carnival will look you in the eye now, isn't it?
PHASE IV [ 1200 ] For those who aren’t interested in dealing with the abundance of people, there’s also an assortment of critters gathered around for the petting zoo! They all seem to follow a general theme… kind of. That might be floppy ears and a tail if you... squint. The alien staff is right there and quick to ask you not to worry, they're perfectly harmless -- they don't eat humans! It would be bad for their diet, so feel free to pet them, if you can gather enough courage to do so.
Unfortunately, it seems as though this part of the circus was not put together very well; the rickety fences and cages don't really seem to do much against these giant...creatures. Towards the end of the circus' time here, it looks like those cages will start breaking down more and more, too.
The animals rattle the makeshift fences of the petting zoo, until finally, the fences just... collapse. Oops. The ground shakes as the animals stomp and immediately move to break out of their little ring. Well, would you look at that? You’ve apparently found yourself in the middle of a little stampede -- and those warnings about these animals not eating humans doesn't seem to hold much weight when now they're looking at you -- and they look pretty hungry.
BONUS [ why o'clock ] Left and right, there are voices shouting for your attention. "Hey pretty young miss!" or "Excuse me, you stud!" or "Look at this, jackass!" – that said, aliens think that you all manage to look the same, so who knows if they’re yelling at you in particular – and they’re all daring you to come and try your hand at their carnival game.
It’s run of the mill stuff: shooting games, tests of strength, and knocking down a couple of milk bottles. You might actually be doing well! Or... you might be embarrassing yourself in front of whatever cute person you’re trying to impress! But regardless, in the last allotted ten seconds of your game, no matter what, you’ll find your point score plummeting right into the negatives. Did you get a bullseye? What do you know, that’s now worth -1000 points! You missed? -5000 points.
The stall assistant seems to be having a grand old time, laughing at your pain and when the clock finally runs out, they'll give you a large grin. "Look at that score! Well, you know what that means, don’t you? Now, we win you!" With that, metallic tentacles suddenly sprout from the booth itself, looking to capture you and whoever you’re with. Welcome to the carnival, now you're one of the prizes. And it seems you'll be here for quite some time. That is, of course, unless someone can win you back from these really horribly rigged games.
Looks like you'd better get comfortable hanging motionless from a display, like an oversized stuffed animal. You'll be here for a while.
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[ Pause. ] And now I'm here.
[ Stuck. At least he hasn't been stuck for a very long time. ]
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[IT CHEATED HIM? Unforgivable!! And she's probably going to try to give the people running this place a piece of her mind as soon as they can... figure out how to get him down.]
Very well then, we'll have to find another way to get you down.
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But it might be troublesome if they cheated you as well...
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I have no interest in putting your fate or my own in the hands of these cads.
[Well. At least she's honest.]
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He likes it a lot, actually. So much that he actually smiles just a bit, even this situation is still as terrible but he's both amused and less disgruntled. ] I feel the same.
[ Now, if only they can find an actual solution... ]
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Well.
Lili's always been absurdly rebellious. Her answer is to just climb on top of the divider of the booth, bringing her at least a little bit closer to where Saitou is. The carnie appears a distressed by this but Lili definitely doesn't care.]
Do you see anything we can get you down with...?!
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And while they're at this, Saitou--you should think about the fact you have a talent that you don't seem to know about. That you have very nice smiles that should be used with caution. ]
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That said, Lili's just going to help herself then -- but she can't invite herself down into the booth without at least.... pretending to have a reason..... She's a brat but she can probably be kicked out for breaking carnival rules or something like that for going where employees only are allowed
So cue a quick moment where she's going to just remove the (probably stupidly expensive bejeweled and gold) hair pin in her hair and.... chuck it somewhere into the booth.
In the absolute least convincing tone of distress possible--]
Oh no! My hair pin! That's my one item from home, I must retrieve it....!!
[ . . . . and then she's going to hop into the booth itself and start looking around for the buttons to get Saitou down.
Yeah.]
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Well.
She's in, just like that.
If this weren't such a strange situation he doesn't even think he'd put up with it, but here he is, suspended in midair, watching a girl scrambling around and kicking some things over. ]
Under that blue box, I saw some controls. [ He's point but his level of movement is too limited. ] Over there.
[ Is her hairpin all right. That looks expensive. ]
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That said, there are some things that take priority - like telling off this carnie that's trying to get in her way.]
Move aside! Are you trying to tell me I can't reclaim my hair pin? It's probably worth..... [ . . . . shit, she has no sense for money.] More than you'll make in your entire lifetime! [nailed it] I'll complain to management, you know.
[and with that, the carnie shrinks back and Lili's going to go ahead and find the controls and -- well, there's some buttons.
She's gonna press the green one.
What does that do?]
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Though right now, he's watching just a bit anxiously, but she seems to have handled the vendor in charge will enough.
But he sees her finger is reaching for the green button and he remembers that one as being the one that snatched him up. ] Not that--
[ Better dodge, Lili. Or else both of them will be stuck here. He kicks out his foot, which does nothing, of course. ]
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So the second she hears something whirring and Saitou isn't dropping to his feet, she's immediately going to try to dodge out of the way. Ungracefully of course because her reflexes are a fraction better but not... much else. That said, it manages to duck her out of the way enough that the metallic tentacle manages to grab the upset carnie instead of her?! And without further ado, he's strung up and....
Lili is fallen on the floor, heart beating faster and disoriented.]
S.... So....
Not that button, I take it?
[Gentle wheeze.]
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Try the yellow one...s [ There is more than one. Why. Are these tentacle things numbered??? ] The first one.
[ He hopes that's the right one, anyway. If they're going in order, he was first stuck. ]
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There's another whirring and she shifts uncomfortably--
But Saitou is then lowered down!
Slowly. And while spinning - which is also slow. Descending like a grumpy fairy godmother.
Ah.]
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You best pray we do not meet again. [ He'd point his sword, but the tone of his voice is probably enough.
Saitou turns to Lili now, bowing slightly. ] Thank you for you help.
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The bow manages to surprise her even more though and she's immediately shaking her head.]
N-No, it was nothing...!
[It was just to make up for all the times he helped her....]
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And then he seems to remember something, and starts bending over the ground. ] I believe your hairpin landed somewhere over here...
[ It looks expensive. ]
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You don't need to trouble yourself over it....
[But. She was wearing that one because she liked it more than her others, so she's not entirely opposed to glancing around to look for it?]
Where did it go....
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Any luck? [ Saitou straightens up. ] If it is nowhere to be found, I can buy a replacement.
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["--seen it" is what she wants to say but she's so startled by the offer that she cuts herself off.]
Wh-What...? No, you really don't have to. It's not a problem...!
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