Bright lights! An abundance of color! A cacophony of laughter and delighted (?) shrieks! Welcome, everyone, to the carnival! Enough of those nonsense protein shakes and that hoity-toity recycling; it's time to let loose, have some fun, and live a little! No judgment will be allowed today, not when everyone’s dressed up in ridiculous costumes and eating those unnecessarily huge turkey legs (it... is turkey, right?). For you see, CERES has invited the Traveling Circus of Tjghsldiwk (they hail from a different planet, but here's a hint: the h is silent) to bring some joy to the colonists. This is a safe place to let your inner wild child out, really. Definitely safe. Promise.
Yet for those who are a little less easily convinced to follow the sounds of laughter and amusement (bless your sensible hearts), they will find themselves grabbed and forcibly dragged by a pair of friendly souls in matching costumes. Everyone should be able to enjoy the festivities, don’t you think? Can’t have them missing out on all this jolly good, innocent fun!
The Public Announcement System crackles with... well, a fit of coughing first. But then a gravelly voice speaks! It seems the ringmaster has an announcement for you all. What joyous news can he bring?  Listen... I know that we’re supposed to keep these idiots entertained for at least another day or two but the machinery’s starting to complain. I think I heard the gates of the petting zoo groan – they’re on their last legs.
... Wait, this isn’t the direct line
Oh.
Ohohoho!! Have a great time, everyone! Everything is perfectly fine!
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PHASE I [ 11 00 ] Come one, come all!! There’s quite a large amount of people here, isn’t there? You’ll find yourself tugged this way and that – up until you get dragged right into a changing booth. The helpful attendant meets you with a worryingly large grin – how is her face not breaking? – before pushing you right through the curtain. Then you’ll be given your choice of one of these lovely garments to change into. Look, one of them has to match your skintone, right? Don’t be picky about it! You also have... 90 seconds to figure out how to wear it before you’re tossed out into the middle of the crowd again. Have a good festival!
If you’re not willing to put on the outfits though, that’s fine. Instead, they’ll top you off with a cape and crown, shoving you out onto a... stage? Your adoring public cheers for you, yells your name, and throws confetti in your honor! Then a jester appears again, announcing your grand title:
The Ugliest in All of Cerealia.
Don't worry, that's just your introduction to the carnival; enjoy the rest of your time here! (They may or may not have given you back your clothing.)
PHASE II [ 1600 ] Do you hear that? Cymbals crashing together, trumpets blaring off-tune, the march of absurdly tired feet – a parade is coming! Best move off to the side before an acrobat quite literally tumbles into you. If you are an unfortunate casualty, they’ll actually just start to fall asleep on you because they’re tired… so very, very tired.
Yet the parade continues to march on without them and you can let yourself be distracted by the impressive jumping around and festive partygoers (who seem to be joining in the parade as they please, in various states of undress). But be wary. Distraction will only make you easier prey for the very hungry caterpillar that’s coming up the street next. Run if you can, but it has so very many legs and it’s coming after you.
For those unable to make it away from the caterpillar, they will find themselves gulped right into its gross, drooling mouth – and about five minutes later, they’ll be released out again onto the streets covered in a pink slime. It looks like you won't be able to free yourself from the stuff, so hopefully you can find a friend to get some help! Or one of the strangers around you? Unfortunately, when a kind soul finally comes by to pull you out of the slime, they’ll find that the outside of the gunk is not only immensely sticky but also slippery. If they're not careful, you'll both end up stuck to the gunk together.
You both better get out of that stuff quick because once someone joins you, the slime starts to move. Quick and gooey, it'll pull you and the hapless soul with you down the street at a much too quick pace. Hopefully you won't slide into too many people as you skid your way through the streets of the Entertainment District like some sort of demented Katamari Ball. This is why you should never trust giant bugs!
PHASE III [ xxxx ] In a smaller booth, toward the outskirts of the carnival, some may find a familiar face manning a quiet little shack on her own. Although those who have been in the colony long enough may have first encountered her as an 8-bit version of herself, Aria the fortune-teller is now back and more than willing to drag unsuspecting people into her hands again. Once you step into her stall, she takes one long look at you before sliding over a fortune cookie and a mask. What do you mean you didn’t ask for a mask? That's too bad, because it's yours now. She won't say anything more than that, giving nothing more than a quiet dismissal with a hand and an enigmatic smile to match.
When you step back outside, you’ll find that you just can’t get rid of the mask. If you toss it into a trash bin, it’ll be right back in your pocket. Throw it at a friend? It’ll be in your hand in the next second. Throw it away enough times and it’ll suddenly plant itself on your face -- which leads to all the alien carnival goers in the nearby vicinity suddenly going still with fear before moving to get as far away from you as quickly as possible. Well... you seem to be able to take it off for now if you still want to enjoy the carnival. It just won't go away, and every time you try to throw it away, it'll attach itself to your face. Might as well just keep it.
But... still, it's strange how none of the aliens running the carnival will look you in the eye now, isn't it?
PHASE IV [ 1200 ] For those who aren’t interested in dealing with the abundance of people, there’s also an assortment of critters gathered around for the petting zoo! They all seem to follow a general theme… kind of. That might be floppy ears and a tail if you... squint. The alien staff is right there and quick to ask you not to worry, they're perfectly harmless -- they don't eat humans! It would be bad for their diet, so feel free to pet them, if you can gather enough courage to do so.
Unfortunately, it seems as though this part of the circus was not put together very well; the rickety fences and cages don't really seem to do much against these giant...creatures. Towards the end of the circus' time here, it looks like those cages will start breaking down more and more, too.
The animals rattle the makeshift fences of the petting zoo, until finally, the fences just... collapse. Oops. The ground shakes as the animals stomp and immediately move to break out of their little ring. Well, would you look at that? You’ve apparently found yourself in the middle of a little stampede -- and those warnings about these animals not eating humans doesn't seem to hold much weight when now they're looking at you -- and they look pretty hungry.
BONUS [ why o'clock ] Left and right, there are voices shouting for your attention. "Hey pretty young miss!" or "Excuse me, you stud!" or "Look at this, jackass!" – that said, aliens think that you all manage to look the same, so who knows if they’re yelling at you in particular – and they’re all daring you to come and try your hand at their carnival game.
It’s run of the mill stuff: shooting games, tests of strength, and knocking down a couple of milk bottles. You might actually be doing well! Or... you might be embarrassing yourself in front of whatever cute person you’re trying to impress! But regardless, in the last allotted ten seconds of your game, no matter what, you’ll find your point score plummeting right into the negatives. Did you get a bullseye? What do you know, that’s now worth -1000 points! You missed? -5000 points.
The stall assistant seems to be having a grand old time, laughing at your pain and when the clock finally runs out, they'll give you a large grin. "Look at that score! Well, you know what that means, don’t you? Now, we win you!" With that, metallic tentacles suddenly sprout from the booth itself, looking to capture you and whoever you’re with. Welcome to the carnival, now you're one of the prizes. And it seems you'll be here for quite some time. That is, of course, unless someone can win you back from these really horribly rigged games.
Looks like you'd better get comfortable hanging motionless from a display, like an oversized stuffed animal. You'll be here for a while.
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Levi.
[ now it's his turn to cross his arms, studying Hiro a little more closely. which is easy because they're practically the same height. how embarrassing. ]
He said you're even smarter than he is. I wanted to ask you about that, actually.
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...the guy with the man-eating giants and the 3D gear thing? [So yes, Tadashi's told him about Levi, too.] I was starting to wonder if you were real. Anyway...he's not wrong. [Sorry bro.] What do you wanna know?
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he finally nods. ]
Yeah, that's me.
[ he pauses again, because this is a heavy subject to breach within five minutes of meeting Hiro. but bluntness is one of his many unfortunate personality traits, and this is really important to him, so... ]
He said you might be able to do something to his code. Something that would let him go back alive after all this. Can you really do that?
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Of course it's nothing compared to Levi's bluntness and Hiro's expression falls into something more solemn and closed off. Oh. So...] ...he told you about that. [It's mumbled and he gives Levi another questioning look. On the one hand, he always hates talking about this subject even when he knows it's for the best. On the other, it's sort of nice not having to pretend that Tadashi's alive at home for the sake of his friends he's made here.]
You help me and Baymax clean up this mess to keep the area clear and safe for everybody and I'll answer everything you want to know. Okay?
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Deal. I wasn't planning on leaving these things lying around.
[ he looks at one of them and scowls. goddamn giant monsters all the time. why. ]
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Lots of practice.
[ lots of practice. he moves over to the nearest body, eyeing it, trying to decide how best to move its giant ass. ]
I don't know where else to put them, so I guess that'll have to do.
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[Or they leave them there and let somebody else take care of it.] ...doesn't it seem kinda weird to you that their handlers don't seem to care that people are killing them?
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Not really. Sad, maybe, but I can't say I'm surprised. CERES invited them, after all.
[ plus this whole carnival is a complete clusterfuck. these were practically mercy kills. ]
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No, not that I can remember. But of course they couldn't invite someone who could do something useful like help fix that stupid code or anything. That wouldn't be as fun for them to watch.
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[Trying to clean up the monsters seems pointless, and soon some of the alien-handlers come through profusely thanking the two of them for their assistance. What? Well that's a little weird, but sure.]
...looks like they've got it handled. Wanna head out? ["And then we can really talk" goes unsaid.]
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[ the handlers get dirty looks from him—thanks for nothing, assholes—before he turns back to Hiro and nods. yes, let's talk business. ]
Yeah. Let's go.
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So...what exactly did he tell you about that anyway?
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He's always told me you're a genius, that you're even smarter than he is. Not long after he told me what happened to him, he said you were going to try to fix his code somehow so he could go home alive.
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[A pause.] ...Tadashi wasn't supposed to die, Levi. I'm just going to work and make things go back to the way they should have been.
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[ seriously. how many people has he known that weren't supposed to die? he can't even count. if even one of them can get another chance at life because of this "code" stuff, why not try? who gives a shit if it's not "sound science" or whatever Tadashi said that night? life is more important. when they get out of this place, he won't see Tadashi again regardless, but to go home knowing that's the end of everything for Tadashi... he doesn't want to do it.
he'd much rather put his faith in Hiro. ]
If you believe you can do it, then so do I.
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I don't really have another choice. [There's a strange amount of conviction there.] He deserves better than this. ...when'd he tell you about it anyway? [His death, he means. How do these things come up? Did he text Levi after Hiro fell asleep after prom? TADASHI IT'S SO WEIRD YOU HAVE FRIENDS HE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT.]
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During that prom thing. Before I saw you and Baymax.
[ he didn't want to be there, and that was before Tadashi dropped that truthbomb on him. it was a hell of a party. ]
But you're right. He deserves better.
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He really knows how to liven up a party, doesn't he. [Look at that sarcasm.] I guess I'm just glad he's starting to tell people now. I still don't know who else he's mentioned it to, but I know it's not a lot. [So uh, be honored or something. He stops them at the funnelcake stand, frowning again before he places an order for one.]
Want one? [May as well offer while they're having such a happy conversation.]
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too bad his secret sucked ass. ]
He'd been struggling with it a lot. Like I told him, having to reflect back on your own death isn't something people should have to deal with.
[ he eyes the food stand. funnel cake? well, that's kinda weird. ]
I don't know if your health robot would approve.
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I do a lot of things I'm pretty sure Baymax doesn't approve of. [He grins slightly up at his robot.]
A balanced diet is important to keep up your strength. Be sure to eat a proper lunch, Hiro. [And Hiro rolls his eyes in a matter that says "see what I mean?" before ordering a second funnel cake for Levi anyway. When they're paid for and while they're waiting for the food, he reflects on that for a moment.]
I kinda wish he'd said something to me sooner. We've been living together for months.
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he nods in thanks and takes the cake anyway, even though he's not exactly sure what it is yet. the future is full of weird food. ]
He probably didn't want to make it any harder for you. Losing family when you're young is bad enough as it is. Add the pressure of fixing his code on to that and I can see why he might be afraid you'd be overwhelmed.
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He didn't even know I wanted to fix his code until recently. He's apparently been thinking like this for months. [He huffs under his breath.] I'm fine. I can handle this.
[These's a shift in his expression at the phrase "losing family" and he vaguely wonders if Levi also knows they lost their parents when they were kids. How much has Tadashi told people anyway?] ...guess maybe I should be thanking you.
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he... has no idea about their parents, though. that'll be another fun conversation. he's about to poke at the cake and maybe take a piece of it when he hears the bit about thanking him, and he looks back over at Hiro in confusion. ]
For what?
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