Bright lights! An abundance of color! A cacophony of laughter and delighted (?) shrieks! Welcome, everyone, to the carnival! Enough of those nonsense protein shakes and that hoity-toity recycling; it's time to let loose, have some fun, and live a little! No judgment will be allowed today, not when everyone’s dressed up in ridiculous costumes and eating those unnecessarily huge turkey legs (it... is turkey, right?). For you see, CERES has invited the Traveling Circus of Tjghsldiwk (they hail from a different planet, but here's a hint: the h is silent) to bring some joy to the colonists. This is a safe place to let your inner wild child out, really. Definitely safe. Promise.
Yet for those who are a little less easily convinced to follow the sounds of laughter and amusement (bless your sensible hearts), they will find themselves grabbed and forcibly dragged by a pair of friendly souls in matching costumes. Everyone should be able to enjoy the festivities, don’t you think? Can’t have them missing out on all this jolly good, innocent fun!
The Public Announcement System crackles with... well, a fit of coughing first. But then a gravelly voice speaks! It seems the ringmaster has an announcement for you all. What joyous news can he bring?  Listen... I know that we’re supposed to keep these idiots entertained for at least another day or two but the machinery’s starting to complain. I think I heard the gates of the petting zoo groan – they’re on their last legs.
... Wait, this isn’t the direct line
Oh.
Ohohoho!! Have a great time, everyone! Everything is perfectly fine!
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PHASE I [ 11 00 ] Come one, come all!! There’s quite a large amount of people here, isn’t there? You’ll find yourself tugged this way and that – up until you get dragged right into a changing booth. The helpful attendant meets you with a worryingly large grin – how is her face not breaking? – before pushing you right through the curtain. Then you’ll be given your choice of one of these lovely garments to change into. Look, one of them has to match your skintone, right? Don’t be picky about it! You also have... 90 seconds to figure out how to wear it before you’re tossed out into the middle of the crowd again. Have a good festival!
If you’re not willing to put on the outfits though, that’s fine. Instead, they’ll top you off with a cape and crown, shoving you out onto a... stage? Your adoring public cheers for you, yells your name, and throws confetti in your honor! Then a jester appears again, announcing your grand title:
The Ugliest in All of Cerealia.
Don't worry, that's just your introduction to the carnival; enjoy the rest of your time here! (They may or may not have given you back your clothing.)
PHASE II [ 1600 ] Do you hear that? Cymbals crashing together, trumpets blaring off-tune, the march of absurdly tired feet – a parade is coming! Best move off to the side before an acrobat quite literally tumbles into you. If you are an unfortunate casualty, they’ll actually just start to fall asleep on you because they’re tired… so very, very tired.
Yet the parade continues to march on without them and you can let yourself be distracted by the impressive jumping around and festive partygoers (who seem to be joining in the parade as they please, in various states of undress). But be wary. Distraction will only make you easier prey for the very hungry caterpillar that’s coming up the street next. Run if you can, but it has so very many legs and it’s coming after you.
For those unable to make it away from the caterpillar, they will find themselves gulped right into its gross, drooling mouth – and about five minutes later, they’ll be released out again onto the streets covered in a pink slime. It looks like you won't be able to free yourself from the stuff, so hopefully you can find a friend to get some help! Or one of the strangers around you? Unfortunately, when a kind soul finally comes by to pull you out of the slime, they’ll find that the outside of the gunk is not only immensely sticky but also slippery. If they're not careful, you'll both end up stuck to the gunk together.
You both better get out of that stuff quick because once someone joins you, the slime starts to move. Quick and gooey, it'll pull you and the hapless soul with you down the street at a much too quick pace. Hopefully you won't slide into too many people as you skid your way through the streets of the Entertainment District like some sort of demented Katamari Ball. This is why you should never trust giant bugs!
PHASE III [ xxxx ] In a smaller booth, toward the outskirts of the carnival, some may find a familiar face manning a quiet little shack on her own. Although those who have been in the colony long enough may have first encountered her as an 8-bit version of herself, Aria the fortune-teller is now back and more than willing to drag unsuspecting people into her hands again. Once you step into her stall, she takes one long look at you before sliding over a fortune cookie and a mask. What do you mean you didn’t ask for a mask? That's too bad, because it's yours now. She won't say anything more than that, giving nothing more than a quiet dismissal with a hand and an enigmatic smile to match.
When you step back outside, you’ll find that you just can’t get rid of the mask. If you toss it into a trash bin, it’ll be right back in your pocket. Throw it at a friend? It’ll be in your hand in the next second. Throw it away enough times and it’ll suddenly plant itself on your face -- which leads to all the alien carnival goers in the nearby vicinity suddenly going still with fear before moving to get as far away from you as quickly as possible. Well... you seem to be able to take it off for now if you still want to enjoy the carnival. It just won't go away, and every time you try to throw it away, it'll attach itself to your face. Might as well just keep it.
But... still, it's strange how none of the aliens running the carnival will look you in the eye now, isn't it?
PHASE IV [ 1200 ] For those who aren’t interested in dealing with the abundance of people, there’s also an assortment of critters gathered around for the petting zoo! They all seem to follow a general theme… kind of. That might be floppy ears and a tail if you... squint. The alien staff is right there and quick to ask you not to worry, they're perfectly harmless -- they don't eat humans! It would be bad for their diet, so feel free to pet them, if you can gather enough courage to do so.
Unfortunately, it seems as though this part of the circus was not put together very well; the rickety fences and cages don't really seem to do much against these giant...creatures. Towards the end of the circus' time here, it looks like those cages will start breaking down more and more, too.
The animals rattle the makeshift fences of the petting zoo, until finally, the fences just... collapse. Oops. The ground shakes as the animals stomp and immediately move to break out of their little ring. Well, would you look at that? You’ve apparently found yourself in the middle of a little stampede -- and those warnings about these animals not eating humans doesn't seem to hold much weight when now they're looking at you -- and they look pretty hungry.
BONUS [ why o'clock ] Left and right, there are voices shouting for your attention. "Hey pretty young miss!" or "Excuse me, you stud!" or "Look at this, jackass!" – that said, aliens think that you all manage to look the same, so who knows if they’re yelling at you in particular – and they’re all daring you to come and try your hand at their carnival game.
It’s run of the mill stuff: shooting games, tests of strength, and knocking down a couple of milk bottles. You might actually be doing well! Or... you might be embarrassing yourself in front of whatever cute person you’re trying to impress! But regardless, in the last allotted ten seconds of your game, no matter what, you’ll find your point score plummeting right into the negatives. Did you get a bullseye? What do you know, that’s now worth -1000 points! You missed? -5000 points.
The stall assistant seems to be having a grand old time, laughing at your pain and when the clock finally runs out, they'll give you a large grin. "Look at that score! Well, you know what that means, don’t you? Now, we win you!" With that, metallic tentacles suddenly sprout from the booth itself, looking to capture you and whoever you’re with. Welcome to the carnival, now you're one of the prizes. And it seems you'll be here for quite some time. That is, of course, unless someone can win you back from these really horribly rigged games.
Looks like you'd better get comfortable hanging motionless from a display, like an oversized stuffed animal. You'll be here for a while.
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In fact, even though a bunch of the cars are spinning they don't stop even when the ride comes to a halt. He yanks the seat belt over his head, tripping out of the car before holding out his hand for her. All in all it was... pretty fun. But they need to get out of here as soon as they can. ]
Come on.
[ The manager of the ride is yelling angrily at that car and then when the person yells out, points in their direction--well. ] We need to go.
[ Whether Athena is ready or not she's getting tugged once her seatbelt is off. Ah... what a trip. ]
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this is clearly merlin's fault. ]
Ow.
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Needless to say that while he might cringe when she falls, he doesn't try to stop her other than gripping onto her arm because IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE TO TOUCH. ]
Are you-- [ Ah. ] --alright. [ Yeah, he sure does quiet after that, especially when he hears the manager of that ride's voice getting louder, like he's closing in. Using his grip on her arm he pulls her down the nearest side alley he can find, thankfully more concerned with not getting found than anything else now. ]
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Oh man... [ pant. ] That was a ride, huh?!
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It saves getting into trouble for tampering with an alien carnival's machinery. ]
You seemed to be enjoying yourself. [ whilE HE FEARED FOR HIS LIFE ]
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That was so much fun! It's been so long since I rode those kinds of rides.
[ though she doesn't need to guess just from his expression how he was feeling. so much fear and surprise coming from merlin's heart... it was a bit distracting, but athena really wanted to show him a good time! too bad that that didn't work. MAYBE IN THE NEXT RIDE... ]
I'm sure if we ride everything here, you're bound to find something you'll enjoy.
[ ever the optimist...! ]
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It just isn't what he expected. He takes a deep breath then raises his shoulders into a shrug. Finishing with: ] What else is there? [ Well, he isn't saying no, she'll be happy to know.
Hopefully he doesn't regret this. ]
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[ she spins before pointing upwards to a particularly high roller coaster. at least it looks safe?! nobody seems to be falling off the ride yet. although the people who seem to leave the ride look like they're about to hurl from the loops and the speed of the ride. ]
It's called a roller coaster.
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His head twists back to look at her again as though she is crazy. That's the only thing to explain all of this.
What a thrill seeker. ] No. [ It comes out before he can stop himself. ] That doesn't even look safe.
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this is, after all, one of those few times that cerealia isn't dangerous. ]
Don't tell me all you want to do is ride the ferris wheel?
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You really want me to try it?
[ What a pushover. ]
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[ see? she's very considerate! ]
Or, you know. Make the ride spin even more with whatever it is you did earlier.
[ she shrugs her shoulders. ]
What was that, anyway?
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Now he looks even more uncomfortable than he did when she pointed out the rollercoaster. Considering they're getting on pretty well though and a few others have already found out the truth he pauses to ask: ] Do you believe in magic? [ in a young girls heart-- ]
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You won't have to eat those here, don't worry.
[ and after saying that, she suddenly imagines him eating those where he came from. was that a common thing in the medieval era?! god. she hopes not. and she hopes that he's never had to eat those, either.
at the mention of magic, though, she perks up. ] —of course, I do! I mean, magic isn't real where I come from, but I've seen so many cool things here!
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Good... I'd rather not do that again. [ This is what he gets for trying to feed Arthur rat though to be fair. What goes around comes around and all that.
When she says she does and that it isn't real where she's from he tries to not think about it too much. That might be painful. Instead he focuses on lifting his hands to cup them in front of her, holding them out.
There's a moment where he bites his lip, nervous as he looks at her face, then his eyes dip to focus on his own hands. ]
Blóstmá. [ His hands slowly part to reveal a small yellow rose cupped there. With an awkward glance he hands it over. ] You can... keep it.
[ Just keep this secret(ish) too Athena... please. ]
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Woah...
[ and then comes the staring. at merlin now, of course. ]
That. Was. Amazing!
[ and thank you for the rose! she takes it happily and places it on her hair, right under her blue headband so it sticks. ]
I can't believe it— do it again!
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Somehow... it ends up embarrassing enough that he looks away. ]
It's just... a part of who I am. [ He coughs lightly then, looks at the floor until she asks for him to do it again. That's when he glances back up to see where she's placed it and it looks. It looks nice like that, doesn't it? Considering she has the blue headband, he'll give in just this once. They're out of sight like this anyway, it's fine. ]
Blóstmá. [ He says it so softly this time that it's almost like a whisper, happy that this is coming with enjoyment and nothing negative. This time the flower he holds out is blue, the same shade as what she's wearing. ]
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she claps her hands, so astonished by merlin's performance. she heard him say blóstmá already, so when he says it again, she joins him, though hers is more of a whisper than actually reciting the word. it's just so amazing! ]
You really did it! Oh, thank you! [ she giggles like an excited school girl as she takes it and clips it on her hair again like the yellow flower.
and now. for a test. ]
How do I look?
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Granted... this part isn't a test he wanted to take.
He swallows, and telling Gwen that Morgana had looked stunning that time at the banquet had been one thing, telling it to a girl he met maybe a week ago while she's wearing something that ... well. It's awkward. He's awkward. To buy time his hands move to fix the flowers for her, making sure they don't flop down.
It only buys him an extra minute or so though, even as his right hand lingers to brush over the petals before dropping. ] Good. Great-- I mean. [ Nope, he can't do this while looking her in the eye, even if that's what she probably would prefer with how things went earlier. Finally, he finishes, voice cracking all the while: ] Perfect.
[ Please stop making him do this??? ]
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so as not to do that, she forces her eyes shut, and kind of looks like a little kid who just closed her eyes because she doesn't want to see a ghost. it's really not merlin, she swears!
and when merlin starts talking, she opens her eyes. and she's practically beaming. it's one thing for somebody to tell her that she looks good, but perfect? that's new, and something that she'll never forget! and as excited as she is, she still manages to speak gently. ]
Thanks.
And since you told me something about yourself, I'll tell you what I can do.
[ she's never hidden her ability from anybody, but it's the least she can do for the trust he's put in her. ]
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I don't...? [ follow? understand? He isn't sure which to say here. Instead he just trails off, waiting for whatever it is that she wants to say. ]
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Well. You told me something about yourself, so...! I guess I could do the same, right?
[ and this could end up being serious if not for athena walking and gesturing for him to follow. she's leading him to a food stall. she's just gotten so hungry, and french fries are one way of solving the problem. ]
I can't do magic or anything, but my hearing is so sensitive that I can hear people's emotions.
[ never in her life has she experienced people taking her ability in the negative, so experiencing it in cerealia was a change. it's something that always bothered her because she didn't want people to think she was a monster. and hopefully, merlin wouldn't, too. ]
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Back in his time it wasn't really known, at least Gaius had never mentioned anyone with that sort of problem, but despite how he can fumble through things at time he is pretty intelligent. He can work out how it might be possible.
He knows he shows too much emotion at time. It explains a few things about their meetings too. ]
It doesn't harm you? [ is what he asks instead after a few long minutes, voice so soft that it sounds drowned out amongst the chatter of other people around them, but his attention is all on her right now. The concern there should be evident. Her abilities are definitely something that could help people but it shouldn't be at the cost of her own health. It must be draining. ]
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[ her expression shifts to a morose one as she says it, but she immediately smiles and happily takes the small plate of fries that's given to her by the stall vendor. there's cheese sauce and bacon all over it, too! delicious. ]
I mean, it used to hurt when I was younger. I didn't know what was happening, and I couldn't stand being in crowded places like this. But apparently, that was because I couldn't really control it and my ability was so strong back then.
I guess you could say it's weakened now. [ and she holds up the plate for merlin. ] Fry?
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My magic was like that. My mother told me that it was a gift, something special that I could use to help people... even when it was banned. If I'd have been caught... I would have been executed.
[ And that fear is still there. Even now. ] The King hates magic. Despises it. But not all magic is bad. [ He shakes his head to refuse the fries though, feeling a bit queasy with the talk to even think about it right now. ]
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DIES ON THE FLOOR
ROLLS ON YOUR CORPSE
WOW RUDE????
yes well.
huffs and shh.... it's ok :*
ty ty u////u
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i can't with this
i can't with you?!
ok :'(
...you started this.... wails?!?!!?
I'M INNOCENT
LIES!!!!
ok bye...
no come back to me........
u_u!!!
://T....
what is that face
it's a pouty face?!
I SEE IT NOW
you see the light u//u
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sweats nervously...............
sweats with you...............
what are we doing
friendship. magic. pain. awkwardness??? i've lost track
cries on u
gently pats ur back
thank
ull be ok ... i believe. that was payback for emotional compromise over unicorns
i hate!!!
i don't want you to hate me 8(
i could never tbh 8(
good...... how could i live
dokis...
tsuns
oh... :< makes bento for
oh.... delicious /)///(\ no fish though please... i'm allergic...
ok fish are gross anyway
they are ;n;
PUNCHES MERLIN
Rude :T especially as my phone wont let me joke tag you properly
WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT ASLEEP o9!!!
because i was hamster petting!!!!!!!!!!!
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we can end it here though????
works for me!!!!