I found love, I found life; (CLOSED)

[codere]

Who: Rin, Archer, Shirou, Sakura, & Rider (the only one who can't 'shoot'????)
When: 10/28, afternoon
Where: CERES Gymnasium
What: A bunch of losers try to show off and practice their skills. Also Shirou is slowpoke.jpg but what else is new??
Rating/Warning: Fate/shit spoilers are likely

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[ Since sword practice didn't go over so well with Rin (spoilers: not everyone has a sword boner), she decided to drag Archer off to a shooting range to show off what she could do. Somehow this turned into an invitation for Sakura and Shirou as well?? Who knows the reasoning behind this madness.

Someone better have brought lunch along with them. ]

Comments

[projections]

[Shirou's got a bow and arrow in hand. He hits the targets flawlessly and it looks like he's not even trying.]

Tohsaka, I brought your lunch today. Also, I can't comprehend why I found a panty hanging all by itself on the door knob. Shouldn't you take better care of your things?

I put everything back in it's proper spot, but this is a bit much. [He goes back to shooting arrows after complaining a little.]

[codere]

Is that where I left it last night? [ Whether she's doing this intentionally to torture him or if she's that much of a slob has yet to be determined........................... ]

I don't have very many and since you were late on the laundry, I've had to go without today.

[ Rin waits until he's about to shoot before she tells him that. ]

[projections]

You left it there last night. Don't pretend you don't know.

You'd have to be blind to miss it. [His concentration is going to falter at this rate.]

Tohsaka! Why are you telling me this?　I'm still a perfectly healthy guy.

[codere]

No, there's nothing healthy or perfect about you. [ Watching him with the bow. ]

Anyway I misplaced it because it's just so tiny. Aren't they the tiniest pair you've ever seen?

[projections]

How the hell would I know? [ Shirou goes back to shooting arrows because this is the only way he can escape this ridiculous conversation.]

And aren't you saying too much when everyone else can hear this?

[codere]

Are you afraid of everyone finding out you're my man slave for a while? [ Now she's just intentionally being loud. ]

By the way, how good are you at sewing? Archer ruined some of my clothes the other day.

[projections]

[NO. DON'T LET THEM ALL KNOW.]

You idiot! Don't be so loud. I'm not afraid of you telling everyone. [Shirou is a liar.]

You should just be more aware of your surroundings. Sewing? I can't say that I'm an expert at it. I can sew just like everyone else can. [Damn that Archer, giving him more work. hhhhhhhhhhh]

You just pick up these skills when you live alone. How bad is it?

[codere]

[ GOES TO POST AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE NETWORK?? ]

They're not bad.

He sewed up some designer's holes while insisting they were trashy and I don't approve. Since you're working for me, I figured you could assist me in ripping them back out.

[ See, she even went through all that trouble to lower her voice at that single word. ]

[projections]

I'll do that much for you.

Do you have any other requests while you're at it? [Just give him a list or something. He'll do everything to the best of his abilities. Shit Shirou does just to get along with Archer. ]

butting in because archer can't let this pass!!!

[swordboning]

You'll do no such thing.

[Those holes were sewed for a reason!]

Besides, I'm sure Sakura would approve of my cosmetic decision so don't make her cross with you.

[It's the ultimate trump card. And he'll use it while watching everyone be not as good as him.]

[codere]

No, no way! Miss Sakura would think they're cool! [ They probably could just ask her since she's right there??? MAYBE?? IDEK ]

If you've got it, you should flaunt it.

Archer's just jealous he has nothing to show off except his archery skill.

[projections]

Keep Sakura out of this. [Shirou's frowning intensely.]

You're against it so I won't. Sorry, Tohsaka. [Archer wins this time.]

Is that true? Are you jealous, Archer?

[swordboning]

Do I seem jealous?

[Keep frowning. Archer isn't even fazed.]

Listen, Shirou. This girl is the type who will spout anything she can to get in the last word on something. Even things that contradict what she has said before.

[Totally didn't peek at Rin's one convo where she called Archer a hunk.]

[codere]

Whaaaaaa? No way.

[ Shaking her head roughly. ] Emiya, you should know that Archer will say anything to pick a fight with you. Even now he's trying to tear us apart!

[projections]

Who knows? I can't tell what's going on in that twisted head of yours, Archer.

[Shrugs.]

Either way, I think he has a point. Archer likes to pick fights with me, but I've seen it happen for myself Tohsaka. [They're literally children.]

[swordboning]

[Shrugging intensely and shaking his head.]

I have nothing to prove so I won't comment. If you were hoping I would take off my cloak to make a point, Rin, you'll have to be disappointed.

[No tall, dark, and muscles for her!!]

[codere]

See Emiya, he's trying to sexually hassle us now that we've teamed up against him. [ Just going to go duck behind Shirou now. ]

That's it, I'm moving in with Emiya! H-He doesn't object whenever he finds my clothing all over the place.

[ But that's what started this horrible conversation. ]

[swordboning]

[His voice drops dangerously low. Enough so only Shirou and Rin can pick it up.]

I can take your jesting, Rin, but there are others in this room that do not do well with certain kinds of jokes. Especially the lewder kinds, as this idiot would be more than happy to explain. If you want to keep your life, you'll pass on saying things that would make certain parties jealous.

[codere]

Ehhh?? Am I taking things too far? [ She can't even recognize that her jokes are out of line. ] I better behave then.

[ Skipping back around to Archer's side. If anyone is going to get angry, they'll have to go through him first. ]

We're just here to get all of our anger out in the first place. All of those repressed feelings targeted at the target on the other side.

[swordboning]

We'll discuss it later. Just don't get too cozy with this idiot or else you'll catch it.

[Archer wasn't going to be able to do much against an angry Sakura. Much less against a full power Rider with it. He could definitely sense a massive rise in her parameters, at least.]

1/3 im so sorry

[projections]

...........

[Shirou's watching this conversation go down. All he can think to himself is why???]

2/3

[projections]

You can't just move in with me all of a sudden. I'd need to consult Sakura first because she's my partner and most of all...[God does he really need to explain this?]

3/3

[projections]

This isn't the type of conversation you two should be holding in front of her.

Geez. [Sorry Sakura. Please don't get mad!!]

[codere]

Your partner? [ Geez Shirou, you can't even call her your girlfriend? ]

Sorry Miss Sakura, it won't happen again. [ Probably.

She sounds pretty sincere for once so there's a good chance she actually means it?? ]

[springful]

[LOOMING ANGRILY IN THE BACKGROUND.........

Okay thankfully no that isn't really the case. Mfw she was probably looking more and more uncomfortable during the conversation, but no, they've been spared from angry Sakura (and #1 Sakura Defense Squad Member Rider) today. Mostly because she's been distracted by the fact that Shirou actually called her his partner... Kyaa......

Sakura please level up enough to get Shirou to call you something nice like his girlfriend.]

Oh, no, it's alright. Apology accepted. More importantly, we're all here for shooting practice, right? Let's focus on that.