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deaddy hipster jesus tadashi hamada ([personal profile] bropane) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-02-23 12:27 pm

[closed] Y'ALL READY FOR THIS

Who: Tadashi Hamada ([personal profile] bropane), Marian Hawke ([personal profile] kirkwalled), and Levi Ackerman ([personal profile] dirtdevil)
When: IC: 27 May
Where: A bar at the pleasure district
What: A bunch of bros hanging out
Rating/Warning: Let's say PG for now




[ tadashi had invited levi to hang out the day after arriving back in the colony proper, though a thought occurred to him, as well. you know what would make drinking more fun? drinking with hawke. not that levi is any fun, but tadashi figures the smaller man could use a few more friends, anyway. so, why not? this won't hurt.

he sends them a text to meet at a bar at the pleasure district. he waits outside because walking in alone feels awkward. but once the three of them do go in, they'll notice a few things: most patrons are wearing band shirts they've all never even heard of, everybody is wearing skinny jeans (including tadashi... smh...), and then there's a ton of vintage furniture and low-hanging lights everywhere...

this is a hipster bar.

welcome to tadashi's wildest dreams.

time to take a seat on one of the couches. sorry, you guys. it's definitely nothing like the tavern you guys have likely been to. ]


So, what are you two having? Don't worry about the bill. It's my treat.

[ tadashi knows how to drink, at the very least. he's a bit of a social drinker back at home, who drinks every now and then at conferences or at parties, but that's about it. he doesn't have any preferences on what to drink and whatnot. please teach him. ]
kirkwalled: (pic#9125890)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-02-23 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ god, nikki. i still can't get over that bar.

ANYWAY, hawke has to let out a chuckle when she gets the address because tadashi? in the pleasure district? did he even pick a good bar? (the answer is no, he did not.) but hawke shows up regardless and shoots judgmental glances at the place --

there is a tentacled alien wearing a shirt that says i had more orifices before it was cool to have a lot of orifices and drinking from a mason jar.

-- and hawke is really uncomfortable with the fact that she chose to wear plaid today. she feels kind of like she fits in here and that is the opposite of what she is going for. which... again sort of makes her fit in. oh god, it's a vicious cycle!

she drops down onto the couch next to tadashi, glancing over to levi and then tadashi before giving a shake of her head. to levi: ]


You hear that, serah? We get to splurge. Maybe we should buy out the whole shelf.
dirtdevil: (getting naked and watching nickelodeon)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-02-23 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ he goes out of his way to avoid the pleasure district. it's a long story that he won't tell anyway, but he can still vividly recall his first day in Cerealia, being offered a job housekeeping at the love hotel, and the visceral reaction he'd hidden but certainly felt, like he was going to be sick. the job he did pick only sent him out in this direction very rarely, and he'd have declined the invitation had it come from anyone other than Tadashi. his closest friend, somehow. Tadashi had had a hell of a week, and he deserved this, and while he still couldn't quite put his finger on why Tadashi liked hanging out with him, he had to be here for him.

as for this... bar... judging by the look on his face, it's not what he'd expected. he very openly stares at the alien drinking from a jar, before shifting his eyes over to Tadashi and raising an eyebrow, as if to say "what the fuck, bro?" but it's okay, because it's for Tadashi's sake. he'll tolerate stupid shit like this because Tadashi's his best friend, and consuming large amounts of alcohol to drown out their problems is what best friends do together.

...he thinks.

he turns to Hawke when he's addressed, and eyes Tadashi for a second before replying. ]


I don't know. I have a feeling he might be a lightweight.
Edited 2016-02-23 07:25 (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125911)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-02-25 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he probably is. No experience, no stamina!

[ yeah, tadashi. hawke's just going to continue with the "shittalk about tadashi while he's sitting right here" thing and is pretty amused about it. she's in a good mood though, despite the... bar... and is looking forward to the evening. she doesn't know levi very much but anyone tadashi has a high opinion of must be pretty nice. he seems like an alright judge of character after all.

poor decision making though. she lets out a bark of laughter as she sees the prices on the menu and raises an eyebrow as he commits. okay, tadashi. if you must. ]


What in Maker's name did you just order?

[ actually, hawke doesn't know half of this stuff on the menu so she just frowns at it before handing the menu back to the waitress. ]

Give me, ah... the best ale you have on tap? That's simple enough.

[ hawke misses tevinter wine, suddenly. ]
Edited 2016-02-25 03:23 (UTC)
dirtdevil: (a slightly shittier parallel universe)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-02-25 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ "pretty nice..." maybe for some definition of nice. nice enough to accompany a friend and an acquaintance to the weirdest bar he's ever seen and maybe even nice enough to escort Tadashi home when he's inevitably shitfaced later. assuming there's even any alcohol in whatever the fuck drink he just ordered, that is.

he closes his menu as well without much of a look. he's not going to be adventurous on someone else's dime, especially when he's pretty sure he wouldn't be able to identify 90% of the drinks on there anyway. instead, he motions with his head towards Hawke to the waitress after she orders. ]


The same for me.

[ honestly, it could be the shittiest ale they have on tap and it'd probably still be better than what he's used to. the future sure is great, huh? ]
Edited 2016-02-25 05:18 (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9031195)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ you see, this is what you get tadashi. this is what you get for having friends that are so old. so... so old.

also hawke would've started a bar fight by now but you took her to a place where you drink booze out of mason jars. if you really wanted the full experience, you should've just let hawke pick the bar. shame on you.

when tadashi tries to ~command attention~, hawke gives a bit of a snort before covering her mouth with a hand, smiling like an idiot. oh my god, how precious. ]


I will try and keep my wily, wily fists to myself, Tadashi. [ what a joke. ] But you did take us to the worst tavern ever if we were to find someone suitable for the night. Honestly, is this what you enjoy? Like, genuinely so?

[ she's judging your taste, bro. their beers are coming now though! so hawke will take her ale as it's served to her and take a sip of it, eyebrow raised right at tadashi. ]
dirtdevil: (whatever a McRib is made of)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa whoa whoa. record scratch. wait

what? ]


"Someone suitable for the night?" What's that supposed to mean?

[ he's not going to touch his drink until he figures out what nefarious things Hawke might have planned. he thinks he knows, and he doesn't like it. someone please tell him they're not all here to get Tadashi laid. please. ]
kirkwalled: (pic#9121457)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-03 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god, why are the both of you freaking out?? hawke's eyebrows furrows and she looks between the two before sighing and dragging a hand over her face. ]

Boys. [ seriously. ] I meant for myself, mostly, but with a reaction like that -- I'm almost tempted to focus on the two of you. Are you both really so inexperienced that you immediately panic at the thought of taking a lover?
dirtdevil: (an honest cop with nothing left to lose)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-04 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ look, he's got... Issues, okay? plus, Tadashi is pure.

he's just going to take a drink before answering. this sure got awkward fast. ]


I really don't think either of us is going to find a lover in a place like this.
kirkwalled: ➝ COMMISSION DO NOT TAKE (pic#9496521)

LOOK WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO it's totally cool

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-07 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ issues and pure. okay, this is something she can work with. hawke is a corrupter! she corrupts! she will work her magic on the both of you.

she actually opens her mouth to argue against levi when tadashi mentions the break up and she just looks at him, baffled. ]


Wait, what? You... were in a relationship?

[ hawke just squints at tadashi like she can't actually believe she missed this whole thing. sweet maker. she is a terrible bro. ]
dirtdevil: (and after he's been hooked)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh boy here we go... time to study the table, because he has no idea what to say. except maybe this: ]

Maybe we shouldn't talk about it.

[ or maybe it's inevitable and they might as well talk about it while Tadashi's still sober? he glances up at him, waiting to see how he wants to handle this... delicate topic. ]
kirkwalled: (pic#9121506)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-09 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh, great because hawke definitely wanted to talk about this. right now. right here. immediately. tell her everything.

hawke feels a shit-eating grin spread across her face as tadashi explains before she quickly schools it into something normal. right, right. be sympathetic! ]


Cute. Was she hot?

[ the most important question, honestly. ]
dirtdevil: (flightless birds)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-09 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh god why is this happening... he didn't mind giving Tadashi advice about the situation (though he's really in no position to be giving anyone advice about shit like that), but this is too much. and considering they're all drinking, it's only going to get worse.

he's never been able to get drunk but he's sure as hell going to try anyway. bottoms up. ]
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[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you're going to have to suffer here, levi, as hawke asks a billion over the top questions to see as many reactions as she can possible. suffer!!

still, what tadashi finishes with surprises hawke. ]


Oh. I can't imagine Hiro not liking anyone. Are you sure she was alright? There must have been something wrong with it, even if you didn't see it.

[ because hiro's a great judge of character?? come on. ]
dirtdevil: (same-sex ice dancing)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-16 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ having never met the girl Tadashi liked, he doesn't have much to offer in the way of an opinion. he has theories as to why Hiro might not have liked her, though. ]

He may have been a bit biased.

[ not that he knows anything about this stuff, but he can't imagine Tadashi liking some unsavory weirdo. then again, he doesn't know what it's like to have a sibling, either, much less a dead one. who knows what Hiro was feeling back then? ]
kirkwalled: (pic#9121489)

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hawke sits back on the couch, swirling the ale in her glass for a moment as she considers. she has experiences with siblings. carver, always competing to be better than her. bethany, looking to her for guidance and stability. maybe that isn't too far off the mark, huh? ]

... Ah, that makes sense. You're dead, after all, so all the time he has with you is here. Who's to say how long either of you will stay in Cerealia?

[ a frown and hawke takes a swig of her drink. ]

This conversation turned depressing immediately. I, for one, blame Tadashi.
dirtdevil: (flightless birds)

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-21 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ "you're dead." Hawke may be even more blunt than he is. he doesn't miss Tadashi's comment about how he was the only family Hiro had left, which is... new information for him, but he's not going to bring it up here. not now.

because Hawke's right, this is getting depressing. and he's pretty sure the goal of this, the whole reason they're in this stupid weirdo bar is to get Tadashi to not think about this shit. so he stows away the part about his family; he'll ask about it some other time. later. ]


Maybe we should talk about something else.

[ or maybe they could just drink and not talk at all. that'd be his preference, but they're not here because of him. he's going to let Tadashi take the lead. ]
kirkwalled: ➝ COMMISSION DO NOT TAKE (pic#9496511)

HO' boy i'm back, sorry folks

[personal profile] kirkwalled 2016-03-28 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes, if we're going to talk about romantic lives, let's stop talking about tadashi's! his is boring and he's probably a virgin. hawke thinks it's terrible.

(also she doesn't particularly want to dwell on the dead friend thing either, honestly.)

instead, let's talk about levi. hawke immediately turns to levi, eyebrows raised and grin spreading over her face. ]


Oh! Do you have girlfriends, Levi? ... Or boyfriends? I suppose I shouldn't be very specific, hm.
dirtdevil: (old-people smell)

how dare!!

[personal profile] dirtdevil 2016-03-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he very quickly butts in here, scowling even more than before. gotta set the record straight (or not-so-straight? who knows). ]

No. Neither.

[ and he flicks a quick, accusing glance at Tadashi. what the fuck, bro. ]