estoria | [semi-open] You feel pretty and witty and--

Who: Yang Xiao Long (

flaredo) and Unfortunate Fashion Failures Among Her Male Friends
When: IC 10/30, OOC 1/8
Where: The Shopping District
What: Yang feels the need to help her male CR dress a little better (because her female friends are all flawless already).
Rating/Warning: There may or may not be foul mouthery from her victims.

[ It's a fine day, a day where your bathrooms won't be trapping you within them just yet. So your guard may be down. Why you're in the Shopping District, Yang has no idea, and why Yang is in the Shopping District-- well, let's just say she's decided to be an excellent friend and take matters into her own hands.

And that is why you will end up with one hand on your shoulder.

You may now proceed to:

a.) Scream
b.) Make a break for it
c.) Stab, punch, and attempt other forms of bodily violence (please don't.)

At least she's only targeting people she's spoken to at least once, and she'll speak up now, urgently. ]

Come with me. This is serious.

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It'll blend with your hair. Clashing would be neon yellow.

It's still no good. I don't want people getting a 'pure' vibe from me. Before you ask, the hair color is natural.

...

I think you could wear a crown of flowers and a flowing white robe and no one in their right mind would look at you and think 'Oh hey, that guy must be pure'.

You know so little about me yet you say that so easily. I wonder why.

[Not that he's debating the point. Because he's not.]

I told you, women's intuition.

What if I said I was a man of cold, hard facts and that was no good for me. Besides, are you even old enough to call yourself a woman?

[Probably treading cautious territory but he doesn't care.]

Then I'd tell you to deal, and I'm seventeen, so don't even start.

Well, well. It looks like I'm caught in a bind.

[Because seventeen is totally too young but god, why do all the know-it-all girls around him have to be that age. Truly, it is vexing.]

You know, you kind of did that to yourself.

Not really. It's more a series of unfortunate circumstances.

Well, you're here now. So you should try on some shirts instead of talking down to me.

[He passes the shirt back to Yang.]

I'll have to pass on this one then. The quality is a little low. I could probably make a better one myself.

... So you're a tailor now, too?

You shouldn't insult those who excel at household chores. I could be a cook for you one day.

[That's all sarcasm but he can't help but put that in there.]