[semi-open] You feel pretty and witty and--

[flaredo]

Who: Yang Xiao Long (flaredo) and Unfortunate Fashion Failures Among Her Male Friends
When: IC 10/30, OOC 1/8
Where: The Shopping District
What: Yang feels the need to help her male CR dress a little better (because her female friends are all flawless already).
Rating/Warning: There may or may not be foul mouthery from her victims.

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[ It's a fine day, a day where your bathrooms won't be trapping you within them just yet. So your guard may be down. Why you're in the Shopping District, Yang has no idea, and why Yang is in the Shopping District-- well, let's just say she's decided to be an excellent friend and take matters into her own hands.

And that is why you will end up with one hand on your shoulder.

You may now proceed to:

a.) Scream
b.) Make a break for it
c.) Stab, punch, and attempt other forms of bodily violence (please don't.)

At least she's only targeting people she's spoken to at least once, and she'll speak up now, urgently. ]

Come with me. This is serious.

Comments

[flaredo]

Sure! There was no way I'd let you go at it alone!

[insolvent]

That's... reassuring. But what about you? Don't you need anything? [ are they really going shopping just for him. ]

[flaredo]

I already shopped for me, and the one thing I want... well, almost.

[ HEAVY SIGH. ]

[insolvent]

The one thing you want? What was it?

[flaredo]

A motorcycle.

[ she looks so wistful. ]

[insolvent]

A motorcycle, huh? That would come in handy...

[ though for some reason, the idea of yang with one kind of scares him. ] Too expensive?

[flaredo]

The really good ones, anyway... and I don't wanna settle for half-rate.

[insolvent]

The most important thing is value! You can't just get something expensive because its expensive.

[flaredo]

The quality's good, though. The best there, honestly.

[insolvent]

Oh, so you already have your eye on one?

[flaredo]

Yeah-- I'll show you sometime, but it looks like my one from home.

[insolvent]

Somehow, riding a motorcycle around does suit you... [ with explosions in the background, no less. ]

[flaredo]

Thanks! [ also legit. ] I really miss it.

[insolvent]

Well, if you work hard, I'm sure you'll be able to afford one here too.

...probably.

[flaredo]

Definitely! I'll keep saving.

[insolvent]

...does that mean I have to pay for this belt?

[flaredo]

Nah, it's on me.

[ she's merciful. ]

[insolvent]

[ phew. ]

Well, I'll have to pay you back some other time then.

[flaredo]

If you wear it, I'll consider it even.

[insolvent]

That's all I have to do? This seems pretty cheap.

[flaredo]

I'm a reasonable girl!

[insolvent]

Except when it comes to fashion.

[flaredo]

My sense is fine, too!

[insolvent]

I guess we're about to see about that.

[flaredo]

Count on it!

[ and behold! Once she searches, she is triumphantly holding up a totally fashionable belt. ]