[semi-open] You feel pretty and witty and--

[flaredo]

Who: Yang Xiao Long (flaredo) and Unfortunate Fashion Failures Among Her Male Friends
When: IC 10/30, OOC 1/8
Where: The Shopping District
What: Yang feels the need to help her male CR dress a little better (because her female friends are all flawless already).
Rating/Warning: There may or may not be foul mouthery from her victims.

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[ It's a fine day, a day where your bathrooms won't be trapping you within them just yet. So your guard may be down. Why you're in the Shopping District, Yang has no idea, and why Yang is in the Shopping District-- well, let's just say she's decided to be an excellent friend and take matters into her own hands.

And that is why you will end up with one hand on your shoulder.

You may now proceed to:

a.) Scream
b.) Make a break for it
c.) Stab, punch, and attempt other forms of bodily violence (please don't.)

At least she's only targeting people she's spoken to at least once, and she'll speak up now, urgently. ]

Come with me. This is serious.

Comments

[rollin]

[ He glances away, then looks back like Yang told him to. He feels a little calmer than before! ]

Huh, I guess it does work...

[flaredo]

[ Yang laughs, not even bothering to stifle it. ]

Don't doubt me so much! I'm a pretty good teacher, right? Work at it and that store lady won't be the only one wanting to get closer.

[rollin]

Okay.

[ No, he's pretty sure it only works because it's Yang and he's been around her for a while. He doesn't want to say that he's doubting her, though. He doesn't want to let her down, and she sounds so certain.

These clothes, though. ]

... Walk me home.

[flaredo]

[ CHIVALRY IS DEAD-- not like Yang minds, as she moves ahead of him and eases into a steadier stride. ]

Now would be a great time to practice it on other girls, though.

[rollin]

No! I mean, I'll do it tomorrow.

[flaredo]

Uh-huh.

[ Captain Dubious of the S.S. Calling Your Bullshit present. ]

[rollin]

[ He looks away. ] Or maybe later.

[flaredo]

Right, sure, should be interesting to see how good you get.

[ she's not buying it. But hey, she's still walking him home. ]

[rollin]

Gimme a break...

[ Yang is already a handful, okay. The walk is long, but they soon make it to the Residential District with little incident. You know, like running away from two girls instead of the usual ten. ]

[flaredo]

[ What a trooper. But she'll pause in front of his building with a whimsical little bow. ]

There we go, safely walked!

[rollin]

[ Yata hums in acknowledgement. ]

Thanks. For today. Um. [ He rubs the back of his neck. ] Man, I gotta make it up to you somehow...

[flaredo]

Don't worry about it. I had fun today!

[ and she'll flap a hand. ]

[rollin]

[ But she's always helping him. Not the other way around! ]

Yeah. [ Before he says "me too", he turns away. ] Today wasn't bad!