[semi-open] You feel pretty and witty and--

[flaredo]

Who: Yang Xiao Long (flaredo) and Unfortunate Fashion Failures Among Her Male Friends
When: IC 10/30, OOC 1/8
Where: The Shopping District
What: Yang feels the need to help her male CR dress a little better (because her female friends are all flawless already).
Rating/Warning: There may or may not be foul mouthery from her victims.

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[ It's a fine day, a day where your bathrooms won't be trapping you within them just yet. So your guard may be down. Why you're in the Shopping District, Yang has no idea, and why Yang is in the Shopping District-- well, let's just say she's decided to be an excellent friend and take matters into her own hands.

And that is why you will end up with one hand on your shoulder.

You may now proceed to:

a.) Scream
b.) Make a break for it
c.) Stab, punch, and attempt other forms of bodily violence (please don't.)

At least she's only targeting people she's spoken to at least once, and she'll speak up now, urgently. ]

Come with me. This is serious.

Comments

[dielectrics]

[ There's a moment of silence. Then, he mumbles, sulkily: ]

Maybe emoticons are in right now.

[flaredo]

[ ... pffft. ]

Well, it definitely could be worse!

[dielectrics]

[ Not when she's laughing at him, it couldn't be! He throws his hands up. ]

Ugh, fine! I'll get the outfit you picked out! Happy now?

[flaredo]

Thrilled! You'll thank me later.

[ good times. ]

[dielectrics]

I will not.

[ He won't. But he will at least wear the clothes. And probably try to hide from her when he does so she never has a chance to see them on him and gloat. ]