
Love is in the air in Cerealia -- or, well, it is in ViViD anyway. And nobody cares about your lives outside of ViViD, so that's all that matters. It's an artificial love construct, but for you sad, lonely, little people, it's probably good enough, right? CERES is on a mission to find you your other half, your soulmate, your one and only, and this is how they've decided to do it -- through technology and abuse of your private information! Welcome to your new love life, courtesy of ViViD.
For your convenience, CERES has automatically generated dating profiles to help match up the new arrivals swiftly and speed up the "get to know each other" process. Nothing like some not-entirely-agreed-to speed dating to break the ice and improve new relations! You're going to be here for awhile, so you may as well get to know each other.
For the older residents, well... you may very well find your soulmate here! You don't want to miss out on that. That would just be an unfixable tragedy. So here, use the handy-dandy profiles and find your new honey. After all, the information on these profiles is 100% accurate, certified and verified by Mosley himself.
Why would you ever doubt that?
 I've never actually been on a date before. Not that there haven't been offers but I'm just too busy a guy! I think to myself, "Mosley, me, guy who's talking to himself, why won't you go on a date with that nice lady who just asked you out?" And I reply, "Oh, you gorgeous bastard, I'm satisfied with my life as it is already! I don't need love." After all, what is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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PHASE I [ 6 00 ] Gooooood morning, new ViViD compatriots and gamers! You’re not going to get a lot of time to adjust and recover from your sudden retrieval from destroyed and sad code, really, because as soon as you arrive, fresh and new to Cerealia, you’ll be faced with a profile.
Oh, look, it’s your face! And… a quote attributed to you? And your favorite object? Hopefully those details are correct, because there’s no going back now.
You’ve become an otome love interest.
For those who aren’t brand new to ViViD, you’ll be presented the exact same profiles -- but you’ll have to pick one. You know how this works, pick the love interest you want to romance and sweep them off their feet. Better pick the right route too because, haha! You wouldn't want to end up naked and alone in a basement again! That would be crazy. Just pick some rando hottie instead, it's no big.
Or, well, that’s what they say. But then you’re dumped into a ballroom, dressed up to the nines in finery, and surrounded by other milling NPCs. You're given a moment to process the whole situation before a genteel-looking older man who seems to be running this party steps up to the microphone. Gently, he clears his throat, and welcomes everyone to the party ("Haven't been to a party this fine since I had all my teeth!"), and then he gestures to a pile of weapons in the middle of the room and finishes cheerfully, “Anyway, whoever survives can leave this room -- enjoy!”
It looks like the NPCs aren’t messing around; they’re immediately diving for the weapons, so you might want to get a move on.
Welcome to the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games.
PHASE II [ 10 00 ] When you burst out of the ball room, possibly covered in the blood of your enemies (your poor dress/suit!), you’ll find yourself in what looks to be a sprawling jungle. In reality, it’s a circular arena, and if you travel far enough, you can reach the walls, though they’re electrified with no way out. If you try to get past them, you’re going to fry yourself before you accomplish anything else! Where's the fun in that?
The bigger problem is this: there are some unfortunate monsters on the prowl (don't they... look a little familiar?) in the jungle, and they are ready and willing to eat up anyone who crosses their paths. They’re drawn to the scent of blood -- and, even more so, the scent of people in love. So hey, if you're in love right now, it might be a good time to run. Otherwise, you're the top target and about to be hunted. Have fun out there, lovebirds!
Meanwhile, the NPCs (or even your fellow player characters?!) are out for blood themselves, so nowhere is truly safe.
Was that... was that a scream for help, or someone coming to get you?
PHASE III [ 11 45 ] At some point, you’re going to need supplies. It starts to feel like you’ve been in here for days without any food or water (but that’s weird, wasn’t this ViViD session supposed to be just a few hours -- ) and you’re starting to feel the effects.
So, time to get in touch with your inner man vs wild. There are animals to hunt (deer, rabbit, etc.) and if you can fashion a spear or use a weapon you scooped up in the chaos, you can kill them for food. Alternatively, you can just try stealing some supplies from your fellow players. That's probably a saner option.
Which leaves you sneaking up onto their camp, full of sneakiness, and more sneakiness, and a little bit of stealth, you reach out and...
Suddenly, there are lights on you! Cameras! Cheering, adoring crowds! There's a narrator narrating every step you're taking (loudly) and there are fans hanging on your every move --
Oh, did that wake up the other player and/or bring monsters roaring down upon you? Whoops. The perils of spectator sports like the Cerealia Hunger Games, really.
PHASE IV [ 14 00 ] You did it. Someone came at you, and you killed them. Their blood is on your hands, but it’s fine -- it’s just a program in a game.
Right?
Except when you look again, it’s someone you know. The corpse of a person who’s very important to you in so many ways is lying there on the ground, blood still warm but clearly dead. They’re solid to the touch. They’re there, and they look just like that person you care about so very much. Your heart hurts.
And you’re the one who killed them.
Then, without warning, it starts to rain because ViViD is nothing if not good at sensing the mood.
PENALTY [ why o'clock ] So.
You died.
This isn't really that surprising, considering it's the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games. People die a lot in games like these. It's the price of love.
Don't worry, though! It's just ViViD, so it's not like you really died. You'll get reconstructed, good as new, and they'll toss you right back onto the battlefield. Except, well... it seems like something's a little different.
For one thing, you've got claws instead of hands.
You can't seem to speak, either; all you can manage is garbled growls and sharp noises.
And, worst of all... you're really, very intensely hungry, and you can smell blood (or people in love, that's an even better scent).
So yeah, you're one of the monsters now. Don't worry, it only happens the first time you die in this game; if someone valiantly slays you again, you'll come back good as new, a normal person in the Games. What a weird glitch. There's no way that's on purpose or anything, right? No way!
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[Yeah, okay.
Or: Gau in his finery, which honestly makes him look more like a middle schooler going to homecoming in a cheap suit than a young man in a tux, stands there and fumes quietly over his profile. If he could scribble all over this profile somehow and make it more accurate, he would-- but it's too late now, as the old man is saying something and his attention is abruptly focused on "Hunger Games" (what??) and the pile of weapons.
Oh.
... Oh.
It's purely luck that's placed Gau somewhat close to the center of the room, which is the only reason he manages to throw himself into the fray with some chance of getting his hands on a weapon that doesn't suck. The obvious problems - he doesn't know how to use any of these, he can hardly lift most of them - are being ignored right now. He might look like a little dweeb who can't fight and he sure is, but he understands kill or be killed more than he probably should.
Still, when he elbows an NPC in the face for trying to get their hands on a sword he literally cannot lift higher than his knees, he's not making the best first impression.]
Excuse me!! This one is mine, thank you!
[watch your kneecaps while he tries to swing his way out of this crowd]
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[How Gau has managed to make it to the camping stage on his own unscathed is a strange miracle - he's as weary and exhausted as anyone, maybe even more so, but what he's really great at is itemizing supplies. Really, really great. He probably budgeted how much water he can drink for the next X days, just in case this stupid game never ends.
What that leaves him with is a small but respectable cache of supplies and the precisely-counted paranoia required to keep them accounted for, if not perfectly guarded. He turns his back only briefly when someone tries to get at his stuff, and when the lights go on it's honestly hard to tell if it's because of you, trying to steal his things, or Gau, trying to swing a big stick into your face like a baseball bat. His aim isn't exactly on point, but...
Don't touch his shit??]
I'm going to ask you very nicely to take your hands off tonight's dinner rations! If you're in need, just ask. Don't be an idiot!
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No way! If you can't even use it properly, you don't deserve to have it!
[Cough up the sword, nerd!!]
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He's graceful and this is his sword, who do you think you are.]
Erk-- I'm keeping it! [To emphasize this point, he quite literally hugs the hilt of it to his chest. No!!] What could you possibly need two for?
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Kouha gives him a flat look, keeping a good grip on his own sword just in case somebody like Gau wants to try reversing the situation. That would look super dumb.]
For a back-up, obviously. Do you know how easy it is to lose a sword when things get this crazy?
[Not that he's some serial sword-loser or something, but still. It's the principle of the thing!]
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ah yes i already can't spell
it's okay it just makes it more meta
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PHASE I.
Find something better. I do not think that's your size, since you are so small.
[ zero is 6'4". ]
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What--? [He's automatically offended, practically bristling as he turns to see his savior from NPCs and oh okay wow, maybe this person has a point. From way up there.
But... the sword.]
But, I-- this one is--
[Yeah, no, he's got nothing.]
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Too big.
[ zero's faceplate displays a quick :(, then LOL. ]
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iii !
Standing his ground afterwards, Neji's at least got the good grace to look rueful. But please, don't call him an idiot.] You'd part with your food that easily?
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It's my food! I'll do whatever I want with it. [logical...] You're clearly someone in desperate need of charity, so if I must provide...
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but then he decides he needs neither that nor the now-apparent audience's reactions howling at him to do something.] --it would be greatly appreciated. [No bow to show it, but a decisive step back.] I wouldn't have harmed you. But I'll let you have my only weapon in payment if you wish. [Or he'd offer a service or anything-- but he's not desperate. You jackass.]
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i!
He's got a sword of his own and he's not into dual-wielding, so he isn't the one trying to snatch the blade away, at least! He's also dodging elegantly so his kneecaps don't get taken out, and then-- not approaching, because being hands-on helpful is apparently not how he's gonna do this tonight.]
You should probably give that to someone who won't like, accidentally take themselves out with it before they can even use it.
[Please!!!]
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Gau stops swinging like a crazy person when the person trying to take his sword gives up and moves on to something, uh, slightly more worth it - which leaves him tilting with its momentum before the business end slides to a stop against the floor.
who dares speak to him]
I'm-- dealing with it! Thank you for the concern, but I don't need it!
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At a slight distance, in case this chucklehead decides to pick up the sword and swing it around again. Please take care of your weapons, Gau!!]
Nah, I'm pretty sure you do. Have you ever used a sword in your life? Like, I know there's all those sayings about trial by fire and stuff, but this is just gonna get you killed, probably.
[But you know, only probably.]
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Yet there's a clang! as Gau swings his sword and it clashes with her own that she picked up, just barely managing to hold her ground so that it doesn't encroach any further on her space. Her hands are trembling and she's not sure if she's going to make it out of here okay, but--
But there's this rude as hell guy who nearly cut off her legs?! She scowls.]
What do you think you're doing?!
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To say that Gau is carelessly swinging his sword is generous - he's closed his eyes by the time his sword connects with hers, and the sound and accompanying shaking that goes right up through the sword into his weak noodle arms startles him into opening them again. What?? What--]
--What do you think?!
[She has a sword so clearly she's dangerous, unlike himself.]
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I think you're being an imbecile!
Don't just swing that thing around if you don't know how to use it!
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This way-- [ He shoves the crossbow into his hand instead, pulling the hefty sword to try and drag it along with them instead. It's like the parting of the river, too, when Merlin just glances towards the path he wants to take, stunning anyone who might be in their way of the exit.
Hopefully Gau actually listens to him. ]
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He throws the crowd one last withering look before he looks ahead, almost stumbling from the effort to keep up. What else could he possibly do? And these people--]
--Are you doing that?
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Best to ask something like that later, we're a little-- [ He lets out a breath as something gets too close to them and he just about manages to slash it back. There... might be a bit of blood splatter, but Gau should at least be tucked enough to his side to avoid that. ] --busy right now.
Can you see the exit?
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like a sword being swung by what looks to be a nervous tween. well, can't blame him for being nervous, but still -- ]
You're gonna cut your own arm off at that rate! [ he calls out, barely managing to miss getting slashed in the face, holy shit ] Aim, aim! [ like he should be telling someone how to fight in the middle of this. ]
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right in the middle of this. Ah--]
I'm not going to-- How would that even happen?! [he's not going to cut off his own ARM okay maybe that's the wrong thing to focus on] Are you helping or lecturing?
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And I'll tell you a story about that if we don't both die in this mess. [ because kid, it can totally happen. ] So -- helping, helping, all right? [ he lifts his crossbow and shoots a particularly randy fellow that had launched into the air to try and tackle them. ]
Head out of the center!
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But.
But she'd recognized a face, if not the name. After all her time in Cerealia without recognizing any of the waves of new people, it stuck out, and she'd immediately selected Gau's profile out of curiosity and been transported into the game. Ugh, she's never been a fan of ViViD, but...
There are new people and NPCs mixing. Some old faces she recognizes, but she doesn't flag down anyone she knows and doesn't stop to chat, standing on tip toe but still unable to see above the crowd. She doesn't know his scent well enough to pick it out of this crowd, but when he finally starts shouting something...
There we go.
Shijima darts through the crowd of players and game AIs, metal claws hooked over her fingers. She doesn't stop until she comes out behind Gau, where she promptly slices the neck of someone creeping up on him. The body drops, and blood sprays...well, all over the place. Sorry, Gau. ]
You. [ Said in an almost surprised and certainly annoyed tone of voice. ] ...Pick a weapon you can actually use properly, idiot.
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[Yes, they've established that much. He covers his mouth with his other hand - it appears he's dropped the sword in his surprise, mercifully - like he can take back recognizing her and get out of here unscathed. Of all familiar faces, hers has to be the one he encounters...
Oh, she told him to do something.]
What? [Gau.] What do you think I know how to use?!
[Gau.]
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[ Why do you hang out with pink sword guy and NOT LEARN TO USE A SWORD? Shijima supposes she can question this later, when they're not in the middle of a ridiculous battle. At the very least she doesn't seem to be directing any of her battle lust at his direction, but instead very casually takes out anyone who encroaches into their currently shared personal bubble.
While she chats. ]
Fine. Then at least choose something you can actually lift. A spear might be a better idea than a sword. Choosing a close-combat weapon when you're... [ disparaging glance from head to toe, before Shijima gestures in an I can't even say anything worse than what you are sort of way. ] ...you is a terrible idea. You'll die in close combat.
[ Pep talks with Shijima Kurookano: lmfao ]
...Urgh, even that might not work. I suppose I've no choice: don't you dare wander out of my sight until we're out of this room, shouty guy.
[ she SUPPOSES she will see him through the bloodbath, if only since he's the only person from her universe in...well, this universe. ]
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