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Who: Bachelors/Bachelorettes #1-60 and you!
When: IC: 6/7 ; OOC: 3/15
Where: CERES' new Dating Experience
What: There's no way to get to know each other quite like going on a date.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for Questionable Situations and a healthy dose of violence. Please let the mods know if the rating needs to go up, or the log needs to be locked!




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Love is in the air in Cerealia -- or, well, it is in ViViD anyway. And nobody cares about your lives outside of ViViD, so that's all that matters. It's an artificial love construct, but for you sad, lonely, little people, it's probably good enough, right? CERES is on a mission to find you your other half, your soulmate, your one and only, and this is how they've decided to do it -- through technology and abuse of your private information! Welcome to your new love life, courtesy of ViViD.

For your convenience, CERES has automatically generated dating profiles to help match up the new arrivals swiftly and speed up the "get to know each other" process. Nothing like some not-entirely-agreed-to speed dating to break the ice and improve new relations! You're going to be here for awhile, so you may as well get to know each other.

For the older residents, well... you may very well find your soulmate here! You don't want to miss out on that. That would just be an unfixable tragedy. So here, use the handy-dandy profiles and find your new honey. After all, the information on these profiles is 100% accurate, certified and verified by Mosley himself.

Why would you ever doubt that?


I've never actually been on a date before. Not that there haven't been offers but I'm just too busy a guy! I think to myself, "Mosley, me, guy who's talking to himself, why won't you go on a date with that nice lady who just asked you out?" And I reply, "Oh, you gorgeous bastard, I'm satisfied with my life as it is already! I don't need love." After all, what is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 6:00 ] Gooooood morning, new ViViD compatriots and gamers! You’re not going to get a lot of time to adjust and recover from your sudden retrieval from destroyed and sad code, really, because as soon as you arrive, fresh and new to Cerealia, you’ll be faced with a profile.

Oh, look, it’s your face! And… a quote attributed to you? And your favorite object? Hopefully those details are correct, because there’s no going back now.

You’ve become an otome love interest.

For those who aren’t brand new to ViViD, you’ll be presented the exact same profiles -- but you’ll have to pick one. You know how this works, pick the love interest you want to romance and sweep them off their feet. Better pick the right route too because, haha! You wouldn't want to end up naked and alone in a basement again! That would be crazy. Just pick some rando hottie instead, it's no big.

Or, well, that’s what they say. But then you’re dumped into a ballroom, dressed up to the nines in finery, and surrounded by other milling NPCs. You're given a moment to process the whole situation before a genteel-looking older man who seems to be running this party steps up to the microphone. Gently, he clears his throat, and welcomes everyone to the party ("Haven't been to a party this fine since I had all my teeth!"), and then he gestures to a pile of weapons in the middle of the room and finishes cheerfully, “Anyway, whoever survives can leave this room -- enjoy!”

It looks like the NPCs aren’t messing around; they’re immediately diving for the weapons, so you might want to get a move on.

Welcome to the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] When you burst out of the ball room, possibly covered in the blood of your enemies (your poor dress/suit!), you’ll find yourself in what looks to be a sprawling jungle. In reality, it’s a circular arena, and if you travel far enough, you can reach the walls, though they’re electrified with no way out. If you try to get past them, you’re going to fry yourself before you accomplish anything else! Where's the fun in that?

The bigger problem is this: there are some unfortunate monsters on the prowl (don't they... look a little familiar?) in the jungle, and they are ready and willing to eat up anyone who crosses their paths. They’re drawn to the scent of blood -- and, even more so, the scent of people in love. So hey, if you're in love right now, it might be a good time to run. Otherwise, you're the top target and about to be hunted. Have fun out there, lovebirds!

Meanwhile, the NPCs (or even your fellow player characters?!) are out for blood themselves, so nowhere is truly safe.

Was that... was that a scream for help, or someone coming to get you?

PHASE III

[ 11:45 ] At some point, you’re going to need supplies. It starts to feel like you’ve been in here for days without any food or water (but that’s weird, wasn’t this ViViD session supposed to be just a few hours -- ) and you’re starting to feel the effects.

So, time to get in touch with your inner man vs wild. There are animals to hunt (deer, rabbit, etc.) and if you can fashion a spear or use a weapon you scooped up in the chaos, you can kill them for food. Alternatively, you can just try stealing some supplies from your fellow players. That's probably a saner option.

Which leaves you sneaking up onto their camp, full of sneakiness, and more sneakiness, and a little bit of stealth, you reach out and...

Suddenly, there are lights on you! Cameras! Cheering, adoring crowds! There's a narrator narrating every step you're taking (loudly) and there are fans hanging on your every move --

Oh, did that wake up the other player and/or bring monsters roaring down upon you? Whoops. The perils of spectator sports like the Cerealia Hunger Games, really.

PHASE IV

[ 14:00 ] You did it. Someone came at you, and you killed them. Their blood is on your hands, but it’s fine -- it’s just a program in a game.

Right?

Except when you look again, it’s someone you know. The corpse of a person who’s very important to you in so many ways is lying there on the ground, blood still warm but clearly dead. They’re solid to the touch. They’re there, and they look just like that person you care about so very much. Your heart hurts.

And you’re the one who killed them.

Then, without warning, it starts to rain because ViViD is nothing if not good at sensing the mood.

PENALTY

[ why o'clock ] So.

You died.

This isn't really that surprising, considering it's the Cerealia Dating Hunger Games. People die a lot in games like these. It's the price of love.

Don't worry, though! It's just ViViD, so it's not like you really died. You'll get reconstructed, good as new, and they'll toss you right back onto the battlefield. Except, well... it seems like something's a little different.

For one thing, you've got claws instead of hands.

You can't seem to speak, either; all you can manage is garbled growls and sharp noises.

And, worst of all... you're really, very intensely hungry, and you can smell blood (or people in love, that's an even better scent).

So yeah, you're one of the monsters now. Don't worry, it only happens the first time you die in this game; if someone valiantly slays you again, you'll come back good as new, a normal person in the Games. What a weird glitch. There's no way that's on purpose or anything, right? No way!


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's March intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

jetburst: (22.)

[personal profile] jetburst 2016-03-16 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Those are a lot of words, and that sure was a little girl chewing her hair. He's not even sure where to start with all of this, because it's so absurd that someone so young is facing off monsters like this in the first place. Some things never change: teenagers are being threatened with death and the world keeps not giving a single shit.

He smiles, though. One of those inscrutable smiles that say nothing except for a simple "my face has made this expression".
]

Little lady, you should know whether you're trying to insult a man or boost his ego. Given the chance, we'll always choose the latter, you know.

[ A word of advice, he mouths, before he turns towards the direction of the noise and hums under his breath. He knows that sound: it's Wolf, who rustles out from the underbrush. ]

Alright, the group's all here— let's get going, eh? Water, was it?
corona: (‣ and we are not going out with U)

[personal profile] corona 2016-03-16 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, wonderful. A pet.

No kidding! The sight of a robotic (he's a robot, she's sure of it!!) pet makes Rapunzel's heart leap and soar; his shiny plates reminds her of Tadashi and his beautiful mechanical dragon, remind her of the fact that Cerealia is miraculous for all it's awful, too, and filled with obnoxious jerks with golden hearts.

She sighs, trying to at least maintain the illusion of being annoyed if nothing else. ]


One? Don't call me by anything other than my name unless I give you permission. It's Rapunzel, and two, I... try not to make the distinction between insulting someone and praising them no matter which sex they are. Three[ She stomps over to where she'd left the spear lodged in the original creature's throat and yanks it out. ] - tell me about this Carrie movie. I still haven't seen very many of those. Four is just a "yes": we need water. I think these monsters must be smelling something on me that's attracting them because let me tell you–

[ She laughs once, sharply. ] This is not the kind of date I want to be on right now.
jetburst: (25.)

[personal profile] jetburst 2016-03-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He counts those ultimatums off on his fingers, one by one as they come. After the fourth, he makes a mock show of 'giving up', tossing his hands up in feigned exasperation. ]

Ay, that's too many orders for me to keep up with, Blondie. [ Breaking rule number one already— gleefully, tbqh, as he starts walking. ] You need to know that I'm not very good at coloring inside the lines.

[ Meaning that he'll ignore a lot of her protests most of the time, unless they really hit somewhere close to home. Wolf glances up at Sam, almost as if to gauge how Sam is taking this, before he contents himself with tagging along a few paces behind the duo. ]

As for the smell— [ turning his nose up like a dog, himself, to sniff at the air ] —yeah, I'd say that that's a problem. Let's fix that for you.

[ SAM???????????? ]
corona: (‣ CAUGHT!)

[personal profile] corona 2016-03-17 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh– [ "Let me fix that" is close enough to the last thing she expected him to say for Rapunzel to start panicking all over again. The spear is instantly up and clenched tightly in her hands. ] What - what do you mean. No! Don't get anywhere near me!

[ They're supposed to be fighting each other, after all. What if the whole charming rouge routine is just an act?!

She glances at Wolf. ]


Please don't let him do something he regrets. I'm sorry about the rules! One is optional! Apparently.
jetburst: (8.)

[personal profile] jetburst 2016-03-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, well. He'd meant for it to be a harmless jab, but then again— 'harmless' isn't a good word to describe someone who can kill with his bare hands, huh.

A scarred brow rises at the bracing of polearm in small hands, and after a beat of bemusement, Sam eases into a laugh.
]

Now, now. Let's not get rash. Paranoia's not a good look on such a pretty face.

[ Wolf shifts on his feet, scuffs clawed paws on dirt. ]

I cannot speak for Sam's behavior. However, in all the time I have spent with him, he has not been known to kill children.

[ 'Children', how patronizing. Wolf isn't too great at tone, unfortunately. ]