[closed]

[whiteris]

Who: Archer swordboning & Clochewhiteris
When: Nowish
Where: Food stalls
What: Archer needs more Tsundere in his life apparently.
Rating/Warning: Nothing???? I'll update if needed.

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[ Cloche's really hungry and that just means she's taking an impromptu trip to the food stalls. Various dishes are laid out and they look kind of expensive. Honestly, she's just looking for an appetizer, but most of these meals are kind of big. For a moment Cloche stands there being indecisive. It's not like she's seen these types of foods before..makes it harder to choose one. SO that's when she bugs Archer because why not. ]


What would you recommend for a snack?


[Getting to the point here. No use beating around the bush. It sounds like Cloche means business...Archer please help.]
 

Comments

[swordboning]

Whatever you want.

[Archer is the best host, surely. This is why he hires people like Athena to play PR. Because really, he's horrendous at it to the max.]

If you have something specific you want, let me know and I'll make it. Depending on if I have the proper ingredients or not.

[whiteris]

Then do you happen to have tea and crackers? Something that'd be good together as a set.

[ TEA AND CRACKERS..that's simple enough. ]


Let me know if you're missing any ingredients.

[swordboning]

....even a street bum has enough ingredients to make tea and crackers.

[That's almost Jesus level of being poor right there. The most basic of basic ingredients.]

I suppose I'll go ahead and start with that.

[whiteris]

Can I help?

[ She's asking nicely but NO YOU MUSTN'T LET HER HELP..Make a good decision Archer and say no. She'll ruin everything in seven seconds flat. ]

Or would I just be getting in the way?

[swordboning]

...do you not understand how shops and restaurants work?

[Now she's just walking into the point of 'Does common sense exist in her' land. Because really. REALLY.]

[whiteris]

Of course I understand how they work! Don't take me for a fool. I simply can't stand by and allow you to whatever you wish.

If I cannot assist you then let me watch.

[ So she knows what process he uses because she doesn't trust Archer's culinary skills...! ]

[swordboning]

[Rude, so rude. But it's not like she can't just take a bar seat and watch all she wants. Literally nothing is stopping her.]

That's your prerogative. No one, even myself, is stopping you though I won't comment on you saying a restaurant owner can't cook things as they wish. Some people might find that to be rude.

[whiteris]

Regardless of whether what I said was rude or not it's your job to appeal to a customers needs. I'll be the judge of your culinary skills once you've finished creating a meal.

Is that fair to you? [ SHE STILL DOESN'T COMPLETELY TRUST HIM...but ok she has to give him a chance. ]

[swordboning]

I don't get insulted but you're never going to get anywhere in terms of food service if you ask to make your own food. You may as well stay at home at that rate.

[But the whole point is to judge after eating so he just shrugs along with that.]

[whiteris]

[ Fate/Stay home. ]

I'm not going to go home after I've come so far. Here, take the money.

[ The right thing to do is to pay for food once you've ordered it...!]

[swordboning]

Pay for it once you're done eating.

[LORD.

Archer doesn't even know anymore. You know what, he'll start making this ridiculously simple order.]

[whiteris]

If that's how you prefer it then fine.

How long do you think it's going to take for you to make a meal?

[Is she going to be standing like some nerd for a while or will this be quick?]

[swordboning]

To keep things simple, I have to make your crackers and then bake them. The tea will be the easy part.

[whiteris]

I'll be patient while you put yourself to work.

Is there a suitable waiting place or am I supposed to linger around here?

[swordboning]

If you see a seat, you can sit in it. There's no rules about that unless someone else is there.

[This is a common thing gurl.]

[whiteris]

Ah, this won't do.

[ ALL THE SEATS ARE OCCUPIED WHAT NOW? She looks at Archer like something's gone horribly wrong...!]