( open ) triple sunshine saga

[majinken]

Who: Stahn majinken & YOU! (with guest appearances by Leon/discard)
When: 6/24, mostly, with an option for 6/22-6/23!
Where: Various
What: Stahn activated his robot… and Leon’s (oops). Did Cerealia need this much sunshine (or hair) running around? Probably not, but it’s happening.
Rating/Warning:None, there is too much purity here.

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0.5: Wildcard: The days before;

[on the 22nd and 23rd, things aren’t so bad. The stahnbots are looking and acting more like him by the day; bright and full of sunshine, but still dutiful. they help him with his shopping, partner up with him for multiplayer arcade games, and order all the right foods for lunch.

he’ll be out running errands and vigilantly teaching his robots everything that they need to know with a smile. There are plenty of times and opportunities to run into him and the bots and either balk or be completely amused at the sheer about of sunshine, smiles and mullets are happening in one place.]

I: Morning: Residential District;

[so far, so good. sure, it was a bit of a mistake to activate the two robots without knowing what would happen, but up until today? it’s been pretty cool! well, to stahn, at least. leon and dymlos both have clearly been exasperated by dealing with three stahns, but that’s fine.]

It’s okay, Stahnbot! I can go to work myself, you don’t have to go for me! [currently, he’s sitting on a bench at the edge of a part near one of the apartment buildings. one stahnbot is unwrapping a sandwich and handing it to the real(?) stahn. the other is eyeing dymlos and maybe reaching out for him. The sword is propped up against the bench next to the real stahn.

—suspicious.]

That’s my job though! I really don’t mind.

[so while stahn has a light argument with himself, he’s very distracted and is hardly noticing that the third is trying to make off with his sword.

help him.]

II-A: Afternoon: Just about anywhere in the city;

[there is a stahn coming your way. the thing is? there’s no telling which stahn it is. is he real? is it one of the robots? who knows. There’s one deciding factor, and that’s whether or not he’s got dymlos. only one stahn will be carrying dymlos. And those capable of hearing dymlos may notice that he’s quiet. well, even more quiet than usual.

either way, he seems to have boundless energy and a wide grin as he approaches.]

Hey! Do you have a minute to help me with something?

II-B: Afternoon: Just about anywhere in the city;

[there’s a stahn coming your way, but unlike the others that are running around, stahn isn’t as full of sunshine. He’s breathless, almost haggard… and noticeably missing that sword he always carries around with him.]

Hey… I need some help. Do you have a minute?

[wow, it’s like deja vu or something.]

III: Early Evening; Shopping District

[those who can hear dymlos will hear the booming sound of his voice yelling ”STAHN!” once he’s within close range to the real stahn. And naturally, stahn uses that as his guide, eventually leading him to a face-off with his two robot-doubles, one of which is carrying the sword.

of course, the robots still can’t hear dymlos, which makes this an interesting way for things to go down. For once, stahn himself isn’t a barrel of sunshine, he actually looks pretty pissed off.]

You guys may have had fun, but that’s enough. You can’t have Dymlos! You can’t even hear Dymlos! To you… he’s just a sword that makes you more like me, isn’t he? [he actually sounds a little hurt by this—he may be dumb sometimes, but he can see that they’re just taking the imitation too far, though he’s not sure how to deal with it.]

Give him back to me… come on! [he needs help, primarily because he doesn’t want to cause a scene when there are innocent people shopping and minding their business. the swordless stahnbot can’t his head to the side, while the other responds:]

Huh? But Dymlos is mine. I don’t think I have to give away something that’s mine… do I?

[the bots are equally as confused. This is what happens when a pure bean makes pure bean robot clones: none of them are malicious, but they don’t seem very willing to give in.

help. he needs so much help right now.]

Comments

[discard]

[He'll continue to be mad because he's Leon and he's grumpy and also they're a pain in the ass.]

They could stand to be less helpful, honestly. Keep them out of my way.

[They keep trying to...well, help.

But it just irritates the hell out of him.]

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I'll try, but...

[stahn is obviously having a difficult time keeping them under control and obedient.]

They have a lot of energy...

[discard]

Now you are finally experiencing what the rest of us are used to.

[aka dealing with Stahn and his endless sunshine and energy..... Leon has no pity.]

[majinken]

...I don't think it's the same at all.

[stahn is only one person, and he does have plenty of times where he's not... like this...!!]

[discard]

[Pls, Stahn's like this all the time.]

How would you know? You do not have to deal with you.

[A beat.]

Until now.

[majinken]

[he's definitely not, okay!! rude!!]

It's still not the same... there's two... and I sleep...

[unlike them, who are bundles of energy constantly.]

[discard]

Keep your complaining to yourself. Either way, you brought this on yourself.

[...]

Unlike those who have to deal with you, for whom you force your company upon.

[Ice cold.]

[majinken]

Leonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

[if he can't complain, he'll pout and whine. this is fine.]

[discard]

[This is not fine???]

Shut up.

[Who's surprised!!]

Just keep closer track of Dymlos. I would hate to see what would happen to you without him there to keep you in line.

[majinken]

I was! It happened so fast, I didn't think turning my head for a minute, that would happen...

[dymlos just scoffs, of course... talk about the no good very bad day. that's what stahn feels like he's having right now.]

[discard]

Yes, that is your problem. You do not think.

[The situation is not about to lighten up for poor Stahn any time soon, not with both Dymlos and Leon at Maximum Unimpressed.]

[majinken]

Come on, I'm not that bad!

[he does think! just... not well. he tries? he tries!]

[discard]

[But also you are, Stahn.]

You are. You are empty-headed in every way.

[majinken]

Leoooon....

[this is probably the worst time for all of this.]

[discard]

[As if Leon has ever cared about timing, except when it allows him to be dramatic.]

If you do not want my opinion, do not force me to intervene in situations like this.

[majinken]

I didn't force you to do anything...

[he's so put out by this. he didn't mean for things to go like this at all. leon could have walked away if he was that uninterested anyway!!]

[discard]

[Leon just scowls in response, crossing his arms.

HMPH.]

Then I'm leaving. I have no other purpose to stay here.

[majinken]

[god, why is leon being such a jerk today!!!]

Why are you so angry...

[discard]

[NOPE, LEAVING, BYE STAHN.]

You are the one incapable of even keeping track of your own Swordian.

[jk he's still arguing.]

[majinken]

[dammit, leon.]

That's not what happened at all! [wait.] Why would you be mad about that, anyway...

[even if it were exactly like that.]

[discard]

Of course I am unhappy about that! [Sheesh!!]

If you have forgotten, you have a very important role to play back in our world, and you will find that to be very difficult without Dymlos!

[majinken]

I haven't forgotten that at all! Come on, Leon... you know Dymlos is important to me too...

[now leon is just being a jerk. he's always unhappy about everything, but this is a different kind of rude.]

Usually you say things like "It's not my business what you do," and stuff like that. [aka, "you sound invested now," but stahn is really arguing more because he's put out by leon's attitude.

he has his limits too; his patience isn't completely endless here.]

[discard]

[now as ever leon is just being a jerk.

fixed it

But yeah... yeah Stahn's not wrong. Leon's got more investment now than he did before; unfortunately, it demonstrates itself in Leon being a picky asshole. Congrats, Stahn, you've evolved from "It's not my business what you do" to "hey asshole what are you doing why are you doing this stop doing the thing".

Fun stuff.]

That isn't-- [Tch...] Shut up. Just see to it that you are more cautious in the future so that it does not have to be my business.

[majinken]

[what a great... next step... in their relationship....]

I'll be more careful. Now I know I can't look away...

[he's saying that much more grumpily than compliant, though. and then muttered, under his breath.] Geez... so bossy.

[discard]

[He sure is......... bossy is his middle name. But at least he lets up at that, huffing faintly and letting it go, turning on his heel properly to leave now.

You could at least say bye, Leon, jeeze.]