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nakajima atsushi. ([personal profile] jinko) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-04-15 09:24 am

[ eye of the tiger plays softly in the bg : OPEN ]

Who: Atsushi Nakajima ([personal profile] jinko), his robot double, and anyone who gets caught in the fray. RIP.
When: 4/14 - 6/22!
Where: Everywhere... what a mess
What: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dumbass... aka Atsushi's double starts looking like him and it's just disturbing in general
Rating/Warning: None for now!



A. LOVE THYSELF.

[ "This is me trying to make things more familiar for you!

You'd like that, right?"

Says the robot with his face, his hair, his fingernails. The sad thing here is that Atsushi's supplied the double with his own clothes without the robot even prompting for them, so he himself is stuck in clothes that he haphazardly bought post-robopocalypse (an ill-fitting T-shirt and pants that look a size too big), with the caveat that he better get his original wardrobe back in good shape. It's just for the day!!!

So it's fine if you mistake the robot for the original... it can't be helped, really.

Anyway. What's happening right now is Atsushi coming out of a public bathroom, ears steaming red and his hands balled into fists as he stomps out into a public area. What could have happened here???

Well. Wonder no longer, because he turns to robo-Atsushi (who is currently following him out of the bathroom) and yells, quite audibly:
]

You don't have to follow me into the stall, you know!!

[ seek help ]


B. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.

[ After that debacle, it's time to get robokun some clothes...! Some clothes that aren't the precious clothes that Atsushi covets from his world, because he'd really like that suspenders-shirt-inexplicable belt combo back.

He seems to be struggling a bit— what kind of things do robots like?? The robot isn't especially helpful, either, because to Atsushi's suggestion that it choose between a pair of terrible jeans (Atsushi apparently missed that they're bedazzled on the hem?? someone save this boy) or something that looks like pleather slacks (why), the robot amiably says:
]

Whatever'd be best for you?

[ Atsushi's getting a taste of his own medicine, really. He looks defeated, though— help him??? ]


C FOR 'CLOSED TO LILI': WHY THIS

[ On the fateful morning of 4/13, Lili should hear a distinctly undignified yell coming from Atsushi's room at some heinous time in the day; is it 6 am yet? Maybe, but it's early enough to be ambiguous. ]

E, ehhh?! W, wait, you're...!!

[ Cue some shuffling, a loud thud that probably means that Atsushi fell face-first onto something. More shuffling, followed by another: ]

N, no! You definitely can't...! Hey!

[ Some frantic, muffled conversation later: ] Waaah?! No, don't leave the room, come back!!
adornmental: (incredible)

a!

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-04-15 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wow... You got an even creepier one than the rest of us.

[HELPFUL COMMENTARY STARRING KASHUU KIYOMITSU... He's giving the Atsushibot a once-over and assumes that it's probably finagled Atsushi's clothes right out of his wardrobe because haha, who would willingly give their stuff over to a rude clone, right? Ridiculous!]

But y'know, they're supposed to copy the first person they see, so...

[The question of the hour: How many people would the real Atsushi follow into a public bathroom??]
coastal: (✧ alright listen up peons)

C for Cries Loudly

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[It's too early for this.

Lili's still in her posh as fuck pajamas but it sounds like there is Trouble Afoot and that's what has her rushing to her feet because Atsushi's in trouble?! What's happening now?????

So she's honestly grabbing the first weighted item that she could find - her school backpack... ah.... - and slamming the door to Atsushi's room open because HE MIGHT BE IN DANGER—]


Atsushi?! What's going on?!
adornmental: (who wears long sleeves in summer)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-04-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S HERE TO make Atsushi's life even more difficult, apparently... Poor, sweet innocent Atsushi has done nothing to deserve this.]

You should prooobably teach your robot not to do it too, in that case. Just 'cause some people might get ideas.

[Not that he's one of those people!! He knows Atsushi is too much of a pure bean to be a deviant, but he can't entirely hold back his urge to gently bully even now in the middle of the robot apocalypse.]
coastal: (✧ don't let the cute face fool you)

[1/??? i'm sorry]

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[What does it look like.

She's not really sure.

Well at least this isn't the first time she's seen Atsushi shirtless (which is.... awful to think about in itself and reminds her all too clearly that when they first met, she thought that he was a pervert) though it's the first time that she does momentarily notice the burn marks and the scars.

Except.]
coastal: (✧ AND HERE WE GO AGAIN)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not.

Wearing pants.]
coastal: (✧ how dare you make me feel a thing)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeeeek!!

[Don't mind her, she's just SHRIEKING.

And absolutely hurtling her backpack at the naked Atsushibot because that just happens automatically.]


What's going on here?! What are you doing?! It's not even 6 AM!

[Would this make more sense at 6 AM?!]
coastal: (✧ g u h)

oh and i'm done

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[except honestly it's kind of her fault for barging in and then seeing something she wasn't supposed to and oh dear god

is she not pure anymore

her delicate maiden sensibilities haven't just been offended, they've been trampled on

destroyed

will she ever live this down

JUST GONNA RUSH BACK OUT THE ROOM AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND HER, PRESSING HER BACK AGAINST IT EVEN AS SHE WAILS]


I'm sorrryyyyy!!

[ok but like

what is she really sorry for here]
Edited 2016-04-15 05:46 (UTC)
coastal: (✧ WAAAAAAAUUUUGHHH)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay but like-]

Stop being naked immediately!!

[she's here still contemplating whether or not she can ever get married now

AND SHE'S NOT OPENING THE DOOR UNTIL EVERYONE HAS PANTS]
Edited 2016-04-15 06:03 (UTC)
coastal: (✧ in a glass case of emotion)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay but she's on the other side of the door so she has to hear all this?! Even as her hands are covering her face and she's definitely getting even redder... still..... She doesn't want to know the status of Atsushi's robot's underwear!

Or anyone's underwear for that matter!

What???

What????

When she opens the door again, her gaze is fixatedly directly on the ground.

Mmm yes, what interesting floorboards.]


... Backpack!

[HAND HER

HER BACKPACK

PLEASE]
coastal: (✧ I'LL TEAR YOUR DICK OFF)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[IMMEDIATELY:]

Do you want to die?!

[AAAAAA ATSUSHI grab Lili before she punches your double right in the face and

probably hurts herself

because an attempt is going to happen in 3, 2, 1.....]
coastal: (✧ how dare you make me feel a thing)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[For such a tiny girl, she tries to solve a lot of problems with violence.

This is another one that she would deeply consider doing so if it wasn't. Atsushi. Instead she's just going to be flailing rather ineffectually and losing her balance as she's pushed and she's losing her footing and dear god don't drop her or else she may actually still kick your ass-]


Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!

[WHAT.

Like if there was a REASON OR A PURPOSE she wouldn't mind but right now she's still so very WHAT.]
adornmental: (you're a problem)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-04-15 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[God, Atsushi! Are you just gonna let that robot get away with sitting there and absorbing all those super embarrassing mannerisms and personal ticks?!

Kashuu glances over toward the bot and squints somewhat suspiciously, because he Does Not Trust These Things and is particularly salty after having to deal with his own. Why does CERES exist to give them all a collectively bad time, honestly.]


You shouldn't follow people into bathrooms, for one. It's creepy! I know this guy can be a little weird, but he's not that kind of weird, get it?

[Kashuu: Being rude to his friends to their faces and behind their backs all in one go. Then, to the real Atsushi:] But you should probably just like, I dunno, leave it locked in a closet or something.
coastal: (✧ cranes head up to be a queen)

[personal profile] coastal 2016-04-15 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
[This is definitely pretty stupid-looking.

Especially because there's nothing really stopping Lili form bonking her head right against the wall which definitely gets her to wince?! Ah. The lame continues.]


Ow.... What was that for?! Let go of me? If you were trying to be helpful, you completely failed!

[Ah.

Not pulling any punches today are we, Lili.

To be fair, this is a lot to deal with at 6 AM.]

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