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Who: Atsushi Nakajima (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jinko), his robot double, and anyone who gets caught in the fray. RIP.
When: 4/14 - 6/22!
Where: Everywhere... what a mess
What: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dumbass... aka Atsushi's double starts looking like him and it's just disturbing in general
Rating/Warning: None for now!
A. LOVE THYSELF.
[ "This is me trying to make things more familiar for you!
You'd like that, right?"
Says the robot with his face, his hair, his fingernails. The sad thing here is that Atsushi's supplied the double with his own clothes without the robot even prompting for them, so he himself is stuck in clothes that he haphazardly bought post-robopocalypse (an ill-fitting T-shirt and pants that look a size too big), with the caveat that he better get his original wardrobe back in good shape. It's just for the day!!!
So it's fine if you mistake the robot for the original... it can't be helped, really.
Anyway. What's happening right now is Atsushi coming out of a public bathroom, ears steaming red and his hands balled into fists as he stomps out into a public area. What could have happened here???
Well. Wonder no longer, because he turns to robo-Atsushi (who is currently following him out of the bathroom) and yells, quite audibly: ]
You don't have to follow me into the stall, you know!!
[ seek help ]
B. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.
[ After that debacle, it's time to get robokun some clothes...! Some clothes that aren't the precious clothes that Atsushi covets from his world, because he'd really like that suspenders-shirt-inexplicable belt combo back.
He seems to be struggling a bit— what kind of things do robots like?? The robot isn't especially helpful, either, because to Atsushi's suggestion that it choose between a pair of terrible jeans (Atsushi apparently missed that they're bedazzled on the hem?? someone save this boy) or something that looks like pleather slacks (why), the robot amiably says: ]
Whatever'd be best for you?
[ Atsushi's getting a taste of his own medicine, really. He looks defeated, though— help him??? ]
C FOR 'CLOSED TO LILI': WHY THIS
[ On the fateful morning of 4/13, Lili should hear a distinctly undignified yell coming from Atsushi's room at some heinous time in the day; is it 6 am yet? Maybe, but it's early enough to be ambiguous. ]
E, ehhh?! W, wait, you're...!!
[ Cue some shuffling, a loud thud that probably means that Atsushi fell face-first onto something. More shuffling, followed by another: ]
N, no! You definitely can't...! Hey!
[ Some frantic, muffled conversation later: ] Waaah?! No, don't leave the room, come back!!
jinko), his robot double, and anyone who gets caught in the fray. RIP.When: 4/14 - 6/22!
Where: Everywhere... what a mess
What: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dumbass... aka Atsushi's double starts looking like him and it's just disturbing in general
Rating/Warning: None for now!
A. LOVE THYSELF.
[ "This is me trying to make things more familiar for you!
You'd like that, right?"
Says the robot with his face, his hair, his fingernails. The sad thing here is that Atsushi's supplied the double with his own clothes without the robot even prompting for them, so he himself is stuck in clothes that he haphazardly bought post-robopocalypse (an ill-fitting T-shirt and pants that look a size too big), with the caveat that he better get his original wardrobe back in good shape. It's just for the day!!!
So it's fine if you mistake the robot for the original... it can't be helped, really.
Anyway. What's happening right now is Atsushi coming out of a public bathroom, ears steaming red and his hands balled into fists as he stomps out into a public area. What could have happened here???
Well. Wonder no longer, because he turns to robo-Atsushi (who is currently following him out of the bathroom) and yells, quite audibly: ]
You don't have to follow me into the stall, you know!!
[ seek help ]
B. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.
[ After that debacle, it's time to get robokun some clothes...! Some clothes that aren't the precious clothes that Atsushi covets from his world, because he'd really like that suspenders-shirt-inexplicable belt combo back.
He seems to be struggling a bit— what kind of things do robots like?? The robot isn't especially helpful, either, because to Atsushi's suggestion that it choose between a pair of terrible jeans (Atsushi apparently missed that they're bedazzled on the hem?? someone save this boy) or something that looks like pleather slacks (why), the robot amiably says: ]
Whatever'd be best for you?
[ Atsushi's getting a taste of his own medicine, really. He looks defeated, though— help him??? ]
C FOR 'CLOSED TO LILI': WHY THIS
[ On the fateful morning of 4/13, Lili should hear a distinctly undignified yell coming from Atsushi's room at some heinous time in the day; is it 6 am yet? Maybe, but it's early enough to be ambiguous. ]
E, ehhh?! W, wait, you're...!!
[ Cue some shuffling, a loud thud that probably means that Atsushi fell face-first onto something. More shuffling, followed by another: ]
N, no! You definitely can't...! Hey!
[ Some frantic, muffled conversation later: ] Waaah?! No, don't leave the room, come back!!
C for Cries Loudly
Lili's still in her posh as fuck pajamas but it sounds like there is Trouble Afoot and that's what has her rushing to her feet because Atsushi's in trouble?! What's happening now?????
So she's honestly grabbing the first weighted item that she could find - her school backpack... ah.... - and slamming the door to Atsushi's room open because HE MIGHT BE IN DANGER—]
Atsushi?! What's going on?!
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Because the moment she opens that door, the sight she'll be treated with is Atsushi in his pajamas and a robot with Atsushi's skin (she's free to note the burn marks, the half-scars littering his back), both grappling with a shirt.
The robot is completely naked, of course.
Atsushi jumps, careens backwards against the wall of his room, and splutters ungracefully. ]
L-Lili!! [ god his voice hiked up about 3 octaves ] I-it's not what it looks like!
[ what does this even look like tbh, he has no idea ]
[1/??? i'm sorry]
She's not really sure.
Well at least this isn't the first time she's seen Atsushi shirtless (which is.... awful to think about in itself and reminds her all too clearly that when they first met, she thought that he was a pervert) though it's the first time that she does momentarily notice the burn marks and the scars.
Except.]
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Wearing pants.]
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[Don't mind her, she's just SHRIEKING.
And absolutely hurtling her backpack at the naked Atsushibot because that just happens automatically.]
What's going on here?! What are you doing?! It's not even 6 AM!
[Would this make more sense at 6 AM?!]
oh and i'm done
is she not pure anymore
her delicate maiden sensibilities haven't just been offended, they've been trampled on
destroyed
will she ever live this down
JUST GONNA RUSH BACK OUT THE ROOM AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND HER, PRESSING HER BACK AGAINST IT EVEN AS SHE WAILS]
I'm sorrryyyyy!!
[ok but like
what is she really sorry for here]
1/3?! IM LAUGHING...
[ 'It's just a robot I found in my room that I activated a day ago and now it looks a lot like me, no big deal'??? Oh god, this is absurd already.
The robot unhelpfully looks at Atsushi and decides that yelling is a good way to bond with its 'master', so— here it is, wailing as well. To fit in. ]
Waaah?!
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I, I'm sorry you had to see that!!!
[ his scrawny ass, eye candy to literally no one in this world ]
done......
[ HE BETTER ]
N, no one is going to be naked here for long!!
[ not better ]
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Stop being naked immediately!!
[she's here still contemplating whether or not she can ever get married now
AND SHE'S NOT OPENING THE DOOR UNTIL EVERYONE HAS PANTS]
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[ Somehow that 'Ma'am' came out of nowhere. Truly, Lili is too powerful.
Also imagine having to write "I saw Atsushi Nakajima's butt" on her marriage resume, her reputation is tarnished forever... thank god that the frantic hurricane shuffling on the other side of the door indicates that Atsushi is, indeed, giving his robot some clothes.
Muffled, from inside the room: ]
D, do you know how to wear pants?! I didn't know something like this would happen...!
I'm sorry. Is she mad at you?
That's...! J, just wear the pants!! Aah, wear underwear first!!
[ oh lord ]
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L, Lili... I'm ready to see you now...
[ A single tear runs down Atsushi's cheek... ]
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Or anyone's underwear for that matter!
What???
What????
When she opens the door again, her gaze is fixatedly directly on the ground.
Mmm yes, what interesting floorboards.]
... Backpack!
[HAND HER
HER BACKPACK
PLEASE]
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[ It's almost like Atsushi forgot how to use his own limbs in the process of teaching his robot how to use its limbs— crookedly, he maneuvers to the other side of his room to retrieve the item in question, while Atsushibot9000 timidly sidles up to Lili and
offers his chest. ]
Sorry. Can you help me button my shirt?
[ THIS ROBOT IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED ]
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Do you want to die?!
[AAAAAA ATSUSHI grab Lili before she punches your double right in the face and
probably hurts herself
because an attempt is going to happen in 3, 2, 1.....]
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Huh? Wh, wha— wait, don't do that!!
[ Atsushi is coming back with Lili's backpack in tow, only to find that Lili might be trying to solve this issue with violence... Lili, that is a hunk of metal that you're trying to punch, please calm down!!
He teeters, drops the backpack on the ground (this poor backpack), and before he really knows or understands what he's doing, his instinct kicks in and he finds himself
throwing his arms around Lili and pushing her backwards away from RoboAtsushi.
???
???? Why did he do that?? Why is this place making him act so weirdly?! ]
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This is another one that she would deeply consider doing so if it wasn't. Atsushi. Instead she's just going to be flailing rather ineffectually and losing her balance as she's pushed and she's losing her footing and dear god don't drop her or else she may actually still kick your ass-]
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[WHAT.
Like if there was a REASON OR A PURPOSE she wouldn't mind but right now she's still so very WHAT.]
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[ 'Feel pretty touchy-feely right now'? Come on Cerealia, give him a break.
Lili loses her balance and Atsushi has to struggle to keep his; his arms are still tight around her because god knows he won't let her fall because of him, which means that their collective weight pitched backwards sends them in a position reminiscent of this against the wall.
Except, you know, with less shoujo sparkles and with Atsushi's head on the wall for support instead of his arm.
It's actually pretty stupid-looking, to be honest. ]
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Especially because there's nothing really stopping Lili form bonking her head right against the wall which definitely gets her to wince?! Ah. The lame continues.]
Ow.... What was that for?! Let go of me? If you were trying to be helpful, you completely failed!
[Ah.
Not pulling any punches today are we, Lili.
To be fair, this is a lot to deal with at 6 AM.]
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It seems to snap Atsushi out of it a bit, though, and his hands fly up in surrender and his head detaches from its glued-on position against the wall, the skin a little red from where he'd bumped it. ]
Sorry, sorry— [ how many times can one person apologize in one day, he's setting a new record ] —but you shouldn't try to attack a robot!
[ What have we learned from dystopian sci-fi movies? Not that Atsushi's ever seen one.
He sighs, runs a hand through his disheveled hair in his wrinkled pajamas. ]
I think he's harmless, so— ah, and I don't think he meant to be naked...
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I don't care if it seems harmless - it looks like you! That's already a problem, you know? [This is too sketchy for her! So she's going to frown even as she straightens up and smooths out her own pajamas....
And doesn't think about how they're both in pajamas and how this is kinda inappropriate!
Ah, her delicate maiden sensibilities are being tested today.]
You shouldn't be so lenient with it.
[YOU GONNA GET AXEMURDERED, ATSUSHI.]
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It's way too early to be doing this, and definitely not out in the hall. ]
I...don't really know what else to do about it. I can't just leave it somewhere, right?
[ Truly too much of a sap to do something so simple: Atsushi Nakajima.
He motions for Lili to follow him down the hall, headed towards the kitchen where he can make the both of them some coffee. ]
I didn't think it'd start looking like me, though. This is starting to sound like a bad story I read sometime before...
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But Lili follows after evenly and admittedly the question is met with a bit of confusion.]
Why can't you leave it somewhere? If it listens to you, then you ought to make sure that it stays out of the way so that it can't hurt you.
[aka even if she hasn't read the same bad story, she has pretty low expectations of this place.]
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[ As if he knows anything about that, which he really doesn't. Tragic. ]
It's complicated. I think...
[ His voice muddles. ]
...I think it thinks I'm its parent. [ boy howdy are you wrong Atsushi ]
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[ . . . . . . Lili, you don't even know that for sure-]
It wants to murder you and take your place.
[Um.]
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