✵ 002 // [open] merciless savior

[adminproof]

Who: Al Saiduq (adminproof), his robo-clone, & you, Cerealians!
When: forward-dated to IC: 6/25 - 6/30, OOC: 4/20 - 4/30
Where: Everywhere, tbh. Teleporters are annoying that way.
What: Saiduq's love for literally everyone comes back to bite him in the ass in the form of a yandere robot...who loves everyone oh so much too. The latter seems to have skipped the "strip the original of all their dignity" phase entirely (seeing as Saiduq has no dignity to strip away in the first place), and is proceeding directly to the extremely yandere phase. Too bad the original can't be everywhere at once. Ugh.
Rating/Warning: Violence more likely than not, callous robo-murder later.



part a; 6/25 - 6/30

[ It's no surprise that Saiduq loves, well, everyone. He loves humans, he loves beings with free will, he loves potential, and the colony here has plenty of all! Splendid, isn't it?

Of course, his robot double would pick up on the same love. They'll be incredibly helpful, polite, and willing to do whatever you wish. Having difficulty fending off a robo-clone (or the original, they don't quite care)? Have no fear, have a wire piercing it instead. Dropped your groceries? They're hovering right in front of you now. Why the long face? They'll be there to listen to your worries. And so on. Whatever you're having difficulty with, they'll be there in the literal blink of an eye. Where did they even come from? It doesn't matter. What matters is that they're helpful. Right? ]

Are you all right? Would you like some assistance?

[ Love it like it loves you.

Why won't you love it? ]

part b; 6/29 - 6/30

[ By now, the kiddie gloves come off, and the roboclone is more than a bit determined to see to it that they're loved. After all, if they can't have you, nobody can. Wherever you are in the city, metallic wires suddenly shoot up from the ground, aiming to ensnare any stray ankles. Whether you managed to dodge them or not, what seems to be a man in a red and black striped shirt (which seems to be frayed and ripped in some places) appears just as suddenly, a smile on his face, his voice soothing and gentle. ]

Don't be alarmed.

[ Read: You should be very alarmed. ]

Comments

b

[queenofminiskirts]

[When the first stray wire comes out of the ground and snags Kaoru's ankle, she automatically lashes out with her powers to break it at the ground.

She did it without thinking (it was instinct), but when she pushed the others away with the wave of her hand and took to the air it was deliberate.

She's staying away from the ground for now, thank you very much.

When the man shows up, she's still frowning.]

...did you do that?

[She's just asking because usually people would at least bat an eye when wires come out of the ground and attempt to ensnare people! Or maybe he knows who did it? Either way, no matter how he is smiling, Kaoru knows better than to trust strangers! She's not some kid who didn't know better.]

Who are you?

[adminproof]

[ With the way she easily breaks those wires, it knows that it'll be in for a fight. She doesn't look like she'll go down easily. ]

Yes, I did. I am Al Saiduq. Nothing more, nothing less.

[ At least, it believes itself to be. ]

[queenofminiskirts]

Right.

[She looks so unimpressed right now.]

And what makes you think you can just randomly try to tie up girls with wires? Depending on your answer I'll probably have to teach you a lesson.

[adminproof]

Hm? It is not only women I would target. Men are also more than acceptable.

[ It doesn't...see a difference??? It loves everyone :C And is getting more hung up on the first part of her question than the last... :| ]

[queenofminiskirts]

So you're an indiscriminate pervert who drags people into your kinks without anyone's permissions?

[adminproof]

I am not a pervert, nor am I dragging people into my...kinks.

[ Yes, Saiduq (and by extension, the robot) knows what those are. ]

I am simply expressing the love I have for you all.

[ "You all" being the colonists in general, human or not. ]

a!

[adornmental]

[Kashuu needs some assistance, honestly. He needs so much assistance, because he's currently on his way through a back alley to avoid his own yanbot (which is still just trying to embarrass him to death, at least, instead of being fulltilt crazy) and he's got his heel lodged pretty well in the crack of some poorly maintained sidewalk. GOOD WORK, KASHUU.]

Uh— [That said, he can pretty much sense the lack of souls within the robots so he already knows to be on guard. Shaking his head...]

Nope! I'm totally fine. Just, y'know. Hanging out for a little bit.

[adminproof]

Are you sure? It seems that your heel is stuck. I can get that out for you.

[ No need to struggle with a stuck heel, Kashuu. The only thing you need give in return is your love. Isn't that a nice deal? ]

[adornmental]

[HE'LL PASS... With this super-convincing reason, to boot:]

I did it on purpose. [Smooth.] Sooo, you can just go help someone else out or something, 'kay? Maybe go save some cats from trees or put out a fire.

[adminproof]

[ Too bad, robo-duq will take the opportunity to telekinetically dislodge the heel from the crack with a snap of his fingers. It looks at Kashuu expectantly, and a bit confusedly. ]

Why? Felines and flames are of no concern to me at the moment. You are.

[ See??? HELPFUL! ]

[adornmental]

[WELL. ...Well!! It is nice to not have to ruin his manicure by prying his heel out of the sidewalk. He gingerly sets his foot down, eying the bot cautiously.]

...Thanks. [Should he even be thanking these things? What if that only encourages him??]

But I don't really need any more help than that.

b; 6/29

[mombastic]

[ All she wants is a bit of peace and quiet and tracking down her crazy robot double, and maybe she'd be a bit more alert, but-- nope, that wire's snagging her by the ankle and she's stumbling a little, barely managing to catch herself. ]

There are better ways to say hello, aren't there?

[ Otome's actually not in a good mood right now. ]

[adminproof]

[ Literally nobody is right now, except the yanbot, who seems to be inordinately gleeful at seeing a treasured companion of the original (and thus their own treasured companion too, by extension). ]

There are, but I had thought that a more direct approach would be appreciated. I've been searching for you.

[ Which is telling in and of itself, because the real Saiduq (somehow) has a potentialdar that can't quite be emulated by a robot. If he really wanted to get Otome's attention, he would've been able to track her down in a snap. ]

[mombastic]

... Ah.

[ Ah. So this was-- ]

And what did you want from me, exactly?

[adminproof]

Merely your love. Is that so much to ask for?

[ Is it, really? Saiduq himself desired the same thing: to love and be loved, although he never knew the desire before he received it. Funny how things work. What's the difference between his roboclone and him again?

...Well, he wouldn't try to harm Otome based on her answer to this question, for one. ]

[mombastic]

[ ... Wonderful. She hadn't wanted to deal with having Saiduq as an enemy before, and now here they are again.

Otome takes a deep, quiet breath. ]

I love Saiduq, as a precious friend.

[ But this isn't him. ]

a.

[undaunts]

[Look, Ruby was just going to bring some supplies over to the shop to tinker with.

This...isn't what she really needed.

So she's just squinting at the floating screws and other mechanical parts, frowning a little.]

Uh... no, I was good.

[??]

But...thanks, I guess?

[adminproof]

You are welcome. There is nothing I would not do for you.

[ Kill, die, etc. That's part of the whole "loving humanity" shtick, right? ]

Now, where would you like these materials?

[undaunts]

Well, I guess I was bringing them to the--

[...]

Shop........

[Wait.]

What.

[adminproof]

[ Roboclone tilts its head a bit, looking more than a little confused. ]

Hm? Is there something wrong?

[undaunts]

You don't even know me.

You get that that's weird, right?

[RIGHT......]

part a;

[liven]

No. Go away.

[ Shijima is simply staring up at the sky as she sits on a bench, but she can't help looking morose by nature...or at least extremely annoyed. Her gaze transfers to the robo-clone, still irritated. ]

Who even are you...

[adminproof]

I am Al Saiduq. Nothing more, nothing less.

What is troubling you?

[ It's assuming Shijima's troubled, judging by her expression. Its databank does not take into account that some people may simply have troubled expressions by nature. ]

[liven]

Currently, you are.

[ DO YOU PLAN TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. Shijima actually looks mildly interested to see what sort of response such a request would garner, really. ]

Even if not, it isn't as though my problems are easily solved, little boy.

[adminproof]

I am not a little boy.

[ Technically it is, although Saiduq himself isn't. Far from it, really. ]

Though your problems are not easily solved, perhaps having company or simply one to listen to them may alleviate them, even a little.

[ The roboclone seems to have disregarded the while "buzz off" attitude and request entirely. It's very insistent, after all. ]