friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week; (CLOSED)

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Who: Rin & Archer
When: 11/02, evening.
Where: Her apartment. Archer also lives there too, I guess.
What: All fate love stories begin in the kitchen. It's a true fact, wikipedia that.
Rating/Warning: PG13, cavities probably.

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[ Sometime after this stupid heartfelt exchange of AOL chatspeak, Archer will return home with groceries??? Under the impression they were going to make homemade ketchup, she's got on a pair of gloves and a giant tub, with her feet freshly washed. ]

All right, I'm ready to squish all the tomatoes with my feet. [ HE SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER ENTHUSIASM??? ]

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All right, then it's time for me to smash the heck out of these tomatoes!

[ This is going to be the best part of cooking ever, isn't it? At first she has a lot of energy for it, but once she starts sliding around she approaches it logically with calculated gentle stomps. ]

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[I hope she didn't have athlete's foot. That would be terrible.

But he does refrain from laughing, filming, or even making a somewhat amused face. Just as promised.]

Looks like we get more done faster this way.

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[ Not unless he's given it to her in the past two weeks or whatever GEEZ!! She was digital data before she showed up here..................................... ]

How many bottles will this make? [ She pauses to survey the damage with spattered tomato sauce around her feet and on the floor. Oops, just a bit too eager at the start. ] I should have put down more towels.

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Enough to satisfy your desire for a short while.

[Now he's shaking his head a little.]

The more you splatter, the less, however. I'm going to start mixing up the spices.

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This mess! It isn't intentional, you know!

[ She's going to die of embarrassment. ]

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I know that. If it was, I'd have you clean it up.

[At least she escaped from that portion of this job.]

Now finish up while I get ready.

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You're leaving me alone? [ WITH ALL THE SAUCE?

This is a horrible Kodak moment just waiting to happen. ]

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I'll be in the next room. Is that really going to be a problem?

[Try not to ruin your clothes, Rin.]

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No, no it won't.

I can handle this all on my own. [ She says as she happily resumes her stomping around.

... hope they're on the ground level. ]

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When you're done, bring it to the kitchen.

[She seems fine here. Time to get the other stuff done. Maybe she can enjoy some fries later.]

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[ YAY GREASE STICKS.

After a few minutes she does manage to make her way to the kitchen with the tub, dragging it all hunched over like a lazy bum would instead of picking it up herself.

At least she was nice enough to wipe her feet off so she's not dragging in mashed up tomato all over his nice carpet. ]

I ate some of it.

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That's fine. There's nothing raw with snacking on raw tomato.

[It's all up to her! But he effortlessly picks up the tub and starts pouring it into the pot he has prepared, sets it on low, and puts on the lid.]

Now we wait.

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[ And she sits around mostly a mess. He's going to be cleaning tomato out of the furniture and carpet for weeks.

... or Shirou is.
Probably Shirou, let's be real here. ]

Why?

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It needs to boil down. If you don't, it'll be runny and watery. Do you really want to put that on your fries?

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It all comes out the same way so does it matter? [ But gross, soggy fries are more disgusting to think about than poop. ]

I don't know how it'll end up solidifying once it's been boiled. Explain.

[swordboning]

The liquid evaporates. This is simple science, Rin.

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--if it's boiling, wouldn't it just remain liquid? I don't really get it.

[ She's clearly never cooked a meal in her entire life. ]

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The solids will still stay. So, as the liquids are boiled off, it'll achieve the consistency of the ketchup you're used to.

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That doesn't make sense.

[ ... says the girl who can put together a bomb. It seems she can't apply chemistry to cooking at all. ]

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I can't put it in a simpler manner than that, Rin.

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Explain it like I'm five years old, Archer. [ Please. ]

[swordboning]

I have already, which is the issue.