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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-15 07:24 pm

« 009 ⇢ event009.exe »

Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 01/15-01/22; ic: 11/03-11/06
Where: Cerealia's Research & Technology District and Beyond!!!
What: Intro and Event log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

//event009.EXE

Always Believe in the Heart of the Cards Except When They Tell You to Kill People


Welcome to CERES Research Tower’s latest event! For all you new folk queuing outside of the conference room where you were just made to sit through a lovely power point presentation, you will be asked to stay a bit longer and test out some games in their Game Testing Center. It’s a giant space located in the basement level filled to the brim with cubicles for everyone to sit in and enjoy their newest array of pop-up games. The games themselves will be in holo(gm) form and will feature suggestions from CEO’s post, including a simplified, 8-bit version of Tetris, Baseball, Soda Smash, etc. Characters can control the game through moving their fingers and tapping them against the holo(gm) screens.

Surrounding the cubicles will be tables of food and more food for characters to partake in. It’s all safe this time. No mind-altering candy corn or gut-exploding Knight Burgers. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the party. For those who have been in Cerealia for a while, they should have received an invitation to the event and an offer of 1,000 credits just for participating. So come on down and bring a friend or ten! Meanwhile, CEO has a small welcome for everyone-

“Good Morning and thank you all for coming!

We have been expecting you. We hope you will enjoy what we’ve put together today. Ever since we got your feedback on << RAINBOW NARWHAL MELEE >>, we’ve been developing new games for all of you to enjoy. We’ve also tried to draw in some things from your worlds. We hope to hear more feedback from you in the future.

In the meantime, feel free to sample our food, generously provided to us by TGICERES, a moderately-priced family restaurant located in the Shopping District."


//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Music lightly wafts from the speakers as the showroom opens. Julius Vincere, CERES’ CEO, delivers the opening announcement before leaving the room. He’ll be watching through all the video cameras placed around the room, so be on your best behavior! You will be guided to one of the many cubicles where you will sit and wait for a screen to pop up with a game. Once that game is defeated, another will pop up and another and another until your character gets hungry/has to pee/is so done with this shit.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Among the game rotations is a simple 8-bit fortune telling game starring Aria, the fortune teller. Come be enchanted by her mysterious wiles as she reads your future. She will do some 8-bit arm motions before summoning a ring of cards that will float around her. Characters will be encouraged to pick a card -any card. Once one has been selected, it will turn around slowly and unveil a card from the major arcana. Aria will then give your character their fortune, and that will be that. End of game. Onto the next!
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] You’ve left the testing center, and the evening has passed. As you wake up to perform your normal daily tasks, a niggling urge emerges at the back of your mind. It’s faint at first, just a whisper of a suggestion that pokes at your brain like a mosquito bite. However, that bite starts to grow bigger and become infectious. As the day wears on, you find that one little suggestion escalating. The next day is even worse. It starts to dominate your every thought, making you carry out actions you never thought yourself capable of. Who is this person in the mirror? Who have you become?
PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] By day three, the impulse is now a full-blown addiction. It’s set into your psyche completely. You’ve become something else entirely –the embodiment of the card. You will be acting out everything without anymore resistance, and it won’t stop until the clock strikes midnight. That’s when you’ll reel back to your senses, and when it’ll all have felt like the worst dream ever. Or a nightmare really.
BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among all the games present, there is also an 8-bit version of CERESLearn. Yes, you remember the magical game that won your hearts over not too long ago. It will come complete with the same rules. You choose a subject, you choose an 8-bit teacher among the three (Astor), (Hilda), or (UN-Zippy), and you watch them as they try to erotically teach you what you want to learn. Is that an 8-bit boob or her arm? Who knows? But beware… as you may remember, these teachers house a very terrible secret.

They will transform into an 8-bit giant bug that will chase around your protag as you guide them to run away with your finger, but you can also flick the bug on the holo(gm) screen to send them away for good. Those who figure out that little cheat code will immediately receive a special real-time shoulder rub as a reward from a robot that looks eerily like a carbon copy of their teacher of choice.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest event and intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. If this post goes into overflow, we will make a new one to deal with the ever-hated captcha! Worry not!


psycholawgy: (a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-16 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It would have been funny to see a random employee of the research center get beat up unsuspectingly, but she decides against it. ]

It was an accident, but don't worry. [ Her voice drops to a much serious tone: ] I made him pay.
niceguypose: (righteous)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-16 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lee gasps.]

I only hope that he learned his lesson! And that things are more peaceful from here on...
psycholawgy: (revolution!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-16 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet!

[ Here, have my trademark peace sign. ]

I have everything under control.
niceguypose: (proud nice guy pose)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-16 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to here that!

[In turn, have my trademark thumbs up.]

If that's settled, I should introduce myself!
psycholawgy: (athena rulez artemis droolz)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-16 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. You go first.
niceguypose: (trust me)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-16 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! [He points his thumb at himself.]

My name is Rock Lee! I am Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast!
psycholawgy: (athena cykes: courtroom magical girl)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you! I don't know what Konoha is, but it sounds great, anyway!

I'm Athena Cykes. [ She pauses to think of a title for herself... but she's not very good at coming up with good ones. ] The Courtroom Therapist.
niceguypose: (gah)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Konoha is a lovely place to be. Or... it was. Or... it will be again! [His emotions match his words - very loudly.]

...I-It is a pleasure to meet you Athena-san! I do not know what a courtroom therapist is!
psycholawgy: (drinking vodka all night long)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-16 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ We seem to be making a lot of noise.

THAT'S OKAY. It's a party! ]


That means I solve people's problems in the courtroom!

[ But that just means she's a lawyer. Look. This isn't about logic. ]
niceguypose: (flexing)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[They are the party, no indoor voices allowed.]

Ah... That sounds very noble! As a ninja, I also seek to solve people's problems, in a number of areas!
psycholawgy: (are tomatoes fruit)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
But you have to be undercover all the time, right?

[ Her idea of what a ninja is may be slightly skewed. ]
niceguypose: (Default)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly! There are many times when we employ stealth... but I am still allowed to be my youthful self!
psycholawgy: (attorney at law and psychology)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
But ninjas aren't supposed to be seen!
niceguypose: (concerned)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
But... We are seen quite often! You are looking at me right now!
psycholawgy: (are tomatoes fruit)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[ YOU BRING UP A VERY GOOD POINT. ]

You're right!
niceguypose: (friendly)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Contradiction!]

Right! We only cannot be seen when it is part of a specific mission. But we ninjas perform a wide variety of missions!
psycholawgy: (viva!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's great! I learned something new today.

So, what else do you do?
niceguypose: (daring)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to help you learn!

A number of people around the village or the country in general ask us to perform tasks. Sometimes we are bodyguards, or messengers, or sometimes we retrieve missing pets!
psycholawgy: (fish and chips!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Perks up. ]

That sounds like what we do at the agency!

[ Law? BAH. Chasing panty thieves, performing magic shows, delivering things is what the Wright Anything Agency is about. ]
niceguypose: (friendly)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Is that so? Then you are more like a ninja than you may think! [Thumbs up!]
psycholawgy: (i'm all about that bass)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I already am.
niceguypose: (bugging out)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
C-could that be true?! [He gasps.]
psycholawgy: (totally didn't miss apollo's screaming)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shrugs and looks away. ]

Maybe.
niceguypose: (befuddled)

[personal profile] niceguypose 2015-01-17 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... Please tell me! [He leans forward excitedly.] I'd like to know!
psycholawgy: (viva!)

[personal profile] psycholawgy 2015-01-17 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just kidding!

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