estoria | [OPEN] bird bird's the word

Who: Yusuke 'has a furby for a soul' Urameshi (

fingerbanged) & YOU!
When: IC - 7/4 for the first part, anytime through 7/14 for the second | OOC - 5/8 and until the interlude, probably??
Where: A CERESbucks close to one of the apartments, and then anywhere/everywhere in Cerealia!
What: A trip to the local coffee shop grants Yusuke one (1) penguin-shaped Spirit Beast! Also a catch-all throughout the month for anyone who wants to meet/run into Yusuke and his smol creature.
Rating/Warning: YUSUKE BEING YUSUKE aka chances of bad language, punches, and generally bratty teenage boy-isms, sprinkled with cute flying pudgeballs getting into people's business

A: Would you like to make that coffee order a combo? (7/4)

[Ah, coffee shops.

The strong smell of a good brew filtering through the air, a quiet atmosphere with unobtrusive music, lots of comfortable seats and adorable pastries... a perfect place to center yourself before a long day at work. Or maybe you're catching up with some reading and studying for school? Perhaps you're just waiting in line for some coffee, a quick pick-me-up before other errands or something to put the spark of life into the tired shell called a body.

Unfortunately, that peaceful lull is about to be broken, as a small, blue penguin-like creature flutters wildly out of one of the bathrooms, making loud 'PUUUU!!' noises of distress. It flaps haphazardly around the shop, slamming into tables, upsetting cups of coffee and plates of croissants, getting tangled up in a few unlucky customers, much like a fat, agitated pigeon. If one was spiritually keen or able to sense auras on things, the animal feels exactly the same as someone else in the store right now, who is currently dropping the iced coffee they were nursing in shock at the sudden chaos.]

P... Puu? Why're you--??

[At the sound of his name, Puu beelines for Yusuke, divebombing into his arms and letting out a happy cry. Yusuke looks down at his spirit beast for a moment, dumbfounded, before turning his eye on the aftermath.]

... oh jeez.

B: You're like a 'get people into danger' tour guide (7/4-7/14)

[Wherever you are, whatever you may be doing-- meditating, going shopping, eating a tasty sandwich, disposing corpses... er, robot pieces-- you're going to have an unexpected companion joining you! Maybe Puu will be landing in your lap, or stealing a piece of bacon from your burger, or conveniently sitting on top of that last scrap of helper-bot you need to destroy... it's all relatively innocent, even if it's a bit obtrusive. Whether or not Puu's made too much of a nuisance of himself, though, it all ends the same... Yusuke running up and scooping the tiny blue penguin-thing away, looking mildly irritated.]

Dammit, how'd Keiko even keep an eye on you in the first place? I'm gonna have to find a leash for your fat ass if you keep doing this crap!

Anyway, er... sorry about that. Stupid thing's still getting used to this place.

C: Wildcard???

[Basically this is a catch-all log for most of May in regards to Puu, so if you want to plan anything aside from this, hit me up over at

Urameshi!!]

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[He's the greatest wordsmith of all time, basically.

Kaneda, on the other hand, is too busy threatening and screeching the little creature to notice its been rescued for a good ten seconds. When he realizes it, he snatches Puu back, squishes him between his hands.]

I should've known he was yours! He was in the toilet bowl trynna crawl up my ass, exactly like you.

[Puu flails and screeches as he's passed between the two once more, trying in earnest this time to bat those hands away with his tiny nubs or bite Kaneda's thumb in anger, but to no avail.

Yusuke is about to slap Puu right back out of his hands, injury to his beast be damned, but he stops short, making a face and glancing down at his struggling creature in mild disgust.]

Oh, ew. Here I thought that overwhelming smell of crap was just your natural scent.

If you're gonna get mad at anyone, get mad at CERES, not me! I got enough headaches on my plate right that don't involve you and your little hate-boner, okay?

Nah, it's your breath you're smelling...and your little pet.

[this is so demeaning...so naturally Kaneda's involved and not stopping anytime soon.]

Why would I blame that thing for this? It ain't controlling this little thing. I'm gonna give you one more headache if you don't start making sense, asshole.

Do I gotta spell it out for you? They probably stuck the little bastard in there when he arrived! I mean, unless he's somehow taken up drinking outta the toilet since I've been gone...

[Puu stops struggling for a moment to puff up at Yusuke, letting out an offended 'Puu!!' ]

Hell, the first thing he probably saw when he got here was your huge, gaping butthole, so no wonder he's flipping out so bad. And now you're trying to kill him for that? Talk about being a dick, man!

If this thing is yours I wouldn't be surprised...it definitely tried to fly into my asshole--- and what, are you the expert on tight men's asses now? You into that manly sport and wrestling? I gotta stay away from you from now on....here goes our friendship.

[he huffs, sends one last look at the little thing, the stinkiest eye he can muster]

If he's yours, and he just got here, maybe I could plug him up in my bike for some spare parts.

Would you stop projecting your weird ass obsessions onto me? It's not even fucking endearing, it's just straight up sad. If you're so desperate for friends, I'm sure there's plenty of bars that cater to that sorta shit in the pleasure district, but leave me the hell outta it.

[And with that, he wrests Puu out of Kaneda's grip, the small creature returning that stink eye the best he can on that cute little face.]

But you're not doing squat with him, got it? Unless you want your stupid bike to blow up in your dumb face, anyway.

You're the one who just admitted it. Even if I wanted to make friends here, you'd be the last person on my list. I'd pick a nun over you.

[he leans in close a little, prods at Puu with a dirty finger]

He, and you, had better watch your backs...keep threatening my bike and you really won't find this little thing next time.

For our sakes? Please. Do it. Befriend that nun. Maybe they'll go and exorcise that rancid turd you call a personality and turn you into an actual likable person.

[... not that Kaneda's outburst didn't explain some things. At least he could be proud to know that he's doing a really good job NOT getting people to like him.

Yusuke doesn't move away when he leans in, but Puu takes the initiative to try to chomp down on that grimy finger harassing him.]

Try it, then, dipshit. I'll personally make sure you won't be able to sit on that thing for a month.

I'm going to shove this guy so far up your pee hole they'll think its a kidney stone.

[he's not appreciative of his turd of a personality actually being compared to one irl alright

there's a yelp and the accompanying effort to slap little Puu away after that]

[YUSUKE URAMESHI: calling it as he sees it, bro.]

You wish you could be close enough to my dick to do that, don't you?

[But that effort to slap Puu away actually connects, and Puu lets out a small cry of pain. CONGRATS, YOU JUST HIT A BABY ANIMAL, YOU MONSTER.]

HEY--!

[You are like five seconds to an ass-kicking Kaneda BE CAREFUL.]

[just smirks at him, hands loose at his sides like he expects this

look the baby animal is connected to Yusuke so he'll justify it
also it saw the inside of his asshole so....he can't wear white on his wedding day now]

As much as I'd love a chance to shoot that tiny worm off, no.

[pls like he actually could before this

and there's a long, seething pause as Yusuke stares him down--

--before something in his face closes off, and he swiftly turns on his heel and walks the other way.

Bad enough Puu wrecked a lot of the coffee shop, but doing more damage by kicking Kaneda's pure butthole was just going to make things worse. He wasn't going to give him the satisfaction for once.

but he is going to flip him the bird because Yusuke can't help but be classy.]

[some of us like to be optimistic
while others are not in reality

Kaneda's completely floor. He stares after Yusuke, jaw on the floor. Then he flips him back off in a flourish:]

I should've known you'd pussy out!

I'm not wasting my time feeding your masochism, pal! If you want me to kick your ass that badly, go and lie in the middle of the street-- you'll get the same results that way!

[Because as much as Yusuke loved a good fight, kicking Kaneda's ass was probably akin to beating up a puppy with cancer: fucked up and hugely one-sided.

... not that it wasn't entirely off the table but HE'S TRYING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN FOR ONCE]

You're the biggest pussy I know-- and I know a talking cat!

[its actually a talking dog but....still] I guess I can understand feeling threatened by someone so much more stylish and badass, but still.

Pffft! Yeah! Right. Well, once you get over your complex about me being ten times cooler than you'll ever be, we'll talk.

For now, though, just be lucky that you kept your teeth today.

I keep hearing you talk shit, and see you talk shit, and yet you're still here? [makes a yakkitty yak motion with his hand]

[CAN'T SEE YOU BRO, TOO BUSY BEING COOL HERE

--although he takes a moment to swoop up his iced coffee that he dropped, and proceeds to chuck it over his shoulder in Kaneda's direction.

Because HE CLASSY.]

[HAHA JOKES ON YOU YA MISSED YOU DILDO LICKER

he wouldn't even waste food throwing food at Yusuke at this point, just stomps off]

[OPEN] bird bird's the word

HMPH!! fine u cheapskate

YOU GET LOTS OF NUGGIES THAT IS GOOD QUALITY HERE

i GUESS

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